/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.6013673]

I laugh at you miserable idiots. I work as a Canadian real estate agent and make more money than you fuckers can ever dream of. Ive been on 4chan for a while now, mainly on /Pol/ but when I heard about you dummys from over there I had to come check you fags out.

Literally everyone of you are screaming your new shill cuck coins. You're gambling with Internet funny money!!! What you fail to realize is no one will ever adopt your fucking buttcoins and shitty linkies. Holy fuck you don't realize it. Everyone who is rich is already rich and has ABSOLUTELY ZERO FUCKING REASON TO BUY YOUR DIGITAL GARBAGE!!!

On average my homes that I sell are worth easily $10,000,000-$30,000,000 I make 3% of this. That means every week I make between $300,000 to $900,000 that I can actually fucking hold in my hand. I can own any woman I want. Women respect men with careers and successful jobs, not lazy basement dwellers who live in mommy's basement.


Let's face it you fucking cucks, no one wants your fucking buttcoins your stupid linkys or your garbage altcoins. Literally listen to any financial professional like Warren buffet. They say its a fucking speculators game at best and none of these cryptocurrencys bring any real value.

Just wait until the government audits all of your wallets and bans the bitcoin mining and shuts down the exchanges. ROFLLLLLL you think the NSA or CSIS doesn't know about all of your bitcoins already? They know your fucking names, your pictures, your ip address and your home address. You guys are literally the ultimate cuckolds that I have ever seen.

This whole crypto garbage is literally a bunch of autists throwing their money at worthless vaporware. No rich billionaire will ever buy your crap, everyone knows this is a scam. I can't wait to see the amount of suicides you turds experience when uncle Sam shuts this down.

THE ONLY WAY TO GET AHEAD IN LIFE IS WITH A FUCKING CAREER!!! NO ONE WILL BUY YOUR SHIT I REPEAT NO ONE!!!

[Anonymous No.6013970]

nice larp

[Anonymous No.6014142]

>successful
>posts on /pol/

pick one

[Anonymous No.6014307]

>>6013673
lol shut up faggot.
you have a little dick, just accept it.
WE MAKING IT BROTHAS! TO THE MOON MOTHA FUCKAA
CHINAAA NUMBAAA 1

[Anonymous No.6014807]

>thinks we don't already know how ridiculous it is to make money of memes
>thinks were a bunch of reddit fags that plan on using said memes to buy houses
>thinks we don't all have exit plans
>op is a stupid street shitting pajeet

[Anonymous No.6014969]

>>6013673
>implying real estate is stable value placeholder
>implying not getting taxed 60% on his earnings
>implying he sells 30mill houses every week in most artificially inflated market in history of mankind
>implying he is not a larping house that makes 3k a week and lives with his parents
>ultimate state of FOMO nocoiner in denial

[Anonymous No.6014988]

>picture of businessman.jpg

[Anonymous No.6015089]

Not a real Canadian, didn't say "aye" once. Fuck off imposter.

[Anonymous No.6015107]

>>6013673
Funny, I was at a high-rolling new years eve party in Vancouver with real-estate agents, investors and investment bankers, etc.

Everyone was talking about their shitcoin gains and about how 2018 will be awesome for their portfolio.

[Anonymous No.6015240]

nocoiners are getting more and more desperate every day.

They sit on the sidelines "waiting for the dip"

Good luck with that wageslave

[Anonymous No.6015270]

>>6013673
congratulation buddy, I own a real estate agency and have over 940 faggots like you that run for me. You actually make make 3% of the 5% total provision so more like $30k max per sale.
Stay poor buddy and enjoy getting replaced by the next Chang if you fail to make 3 sales per month. I hope you put your change into something useful instead of blowing it on shitty cars and "clubbing with the lads" like all the little retards running for me.

For me, I stay at home, spend 30min per day to keep the company running, take care of my kids and trade some meme coins for shit and giggles.

>pic related, personal checking account

[Anonymous No.6015288]

Eunuch spotted.

[Anonymous No.6015326]

>>6013673
>Canadian
Leafs need to be fucking exterminated. Sick of these plebs posting on every board I go to.

[Anonymous No.6015422]

>>6015326
What a retarded generalisation.

[Anonymous No.6015487]

>>6013673
>ROFLLLLLL
i believe you

[Anonymous No.6015564]

lmfao you stupid cuckfuck OP i work as a real estate appraiser and come along you retarded as agent who think you know anything other than simple addition/subtraction math. fuck off back in your hole you inbred spastic.

[Anonymous No.6015826]

>>6013673

Go home Toby

[Anonymous No.6016048]

It's funny that people larp on here and always have garbage spelling and forget to capitalize shit. Shows the kind of person that bothers typing out these walls.

[Anonymous No.6016065]

David?

[Anonymous No.6016534]

>>6016048
Honestly, It takes me 20 sec to read a shitpost, 10 to laught at it, and another 2 sec to wonder why the fuck this dude wasted his life typing that shit.

time spend posting is my own fucking buisness

[Anonymous No.6016592]

>>6013673
>Canadian
>Selling 10 to 30 mil house

Lol pick one fagget, nice larp

[Anonymous No.6016723]

>>6013673
I'm certain you have more 100k+ LINK you despicable FUDDI

[Anonymous No.6016737]

>>OP
damn, you know your shit.
I appreciate the research you've put into this, and thank you for sharing it. I hope others seriously consider your warning

[Anonymous No.6016857]

>>6013673
>real estate agent
whats it like dealing inside of a bubble?

[Anonymous No.6017458]

>>6016592
Real estate in Vancouver is some of the highest in the world.

Op is definitely a larp though lol

[Anonymous No.6017595]

>>6013673
But do you make enpugh to go to the moon?

[Anonymous No.6018251]

>>6013673
>1 post
>smug ad hominem
>muh career instead of muh investments
Retard confirmed. Here's your (you).