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7380535 No.7380535 [Reply] [Original]

where do i shoot myself for highest success rate`?

>> No.7380561

urethra

>> No.7380593

>>7380535
shotgun in your mouth at 45 degrees towards your brain

>> No.7380604

>>7380535

in the library.

>> No.7380706

>>7380593

nah ive seen a video of a guy who blew off his entire face and was still alive

>> No.7380736

>>7380535
Post your portfolio.
I want to see if you have a brain before suggesting where to shoot yourself.

>> No.7380742

>>7380706
Your face isn’t a vital organ.

>> No.7380902

>>7380535
Everything but the legs

>> No.7380976
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7380976

>>7380535
In the nuts.
You will die a legendary death.
Pain, blood, smell will be epic.
You will feel that pump and feel like investing $1000k in Btc in '15 and selling before Chrismass '17.
Also the fucking statement you will make..
>'Look at that MAN, Gina. He blew away his balls but there is still lots of scrotum left.. Wish he managed my portofolio, if ykwIm, gurl'

>> No.7381392

Just use an exit bag, also don't kys.

>> No.7382044

>>7380742
>Your face isn’t a vital organ.
Your face might not be, but my face is a gateway to getting my most vital organ wet on Friday night, if you know what I'm saying.

>> No.7382163

>>7380535
You can just hold.

Or did you fall for the loan jew?

>> No.7382222

>>7380535
In the brain stem its instant death

>> No.7382480
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7382480

Gotta hit the brain stem. Use a shotgun, and use a mirror. Make sure the angle is right and your aim is true.
The only thing worse than your life is a botched suicide attempt. That'd be a real bummer.
Good luck anon!

>> No.7382516

>>7380535
medula oblongata

>> No.7382539

>>7380706
Fast death is a meme we can endure alpt of pain and fucked up things before we die

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7382577

>>7380535
testicle, I'm afraid with the size of your brain its gonna be a difficult target, a nutshot will be the safest bet for humanity

>> No.7382862

Shoot yourself in the heart. You're less likely to miss, just make sure you use a large enough calibur.

>> No.7383048

Norway. You get free education and if you fuck up we help you get on your feet again. You don't need to shoot yourself here though, you can just take a plane or come by boat if you want. This isn't the fucking 1600's and I doubt that you have a cannon big enough