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8343656 No.8343656 [Reply] [Original]

lets see if im about to kill myself

>> No.8343671

If I get dubs, OP kills xirself

>> No.8343679

>>8343656
Dubs and you don't kill yourself and instead live a life dedicated to Jesus Christ

>> No.8343689

>>8343656

close but no cigar. if I get trips I'll kill you myself

>> No.8343693

Steam Roll.

>> No.8343699

>>8343656
rolling

>> No.8343701

Dubs and you live a happy long life

>> No.8343713

>>8343656
Dubs and the Bogs activate quantum immortality for you.

>> No.8343716

Trips and you kill some other people too or something?

>> No.8343717

If dubs you must livestream

>> No.8343718

>>8343656
dubs and I forbid you to wageslave for 3 more years while accumulating BTC

>> No.8343719

Trips and OP is a faggot

>> No.8343727

>>8343699
Plz record OP. Upload to M80 or BG.
Post here.

>> No.8343730

>>8343699
I WIN NIGGERS.
Get on with it, OP. Plz livestream.

>> No.8343729

>>8343699
Damn OP.

F

>> No.8343732

Dubs and I kill yourself

>> No.8343746
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8343746

>>8343699
A WINRAR, goodbye OP

>> No.8343751

>>8343656
It's over OP, checkem!

>> No.8343759

>>8343656
reroll for op

>> No.8343774

>>8343713
Nah only r9k fags do that shit.

>> No.8343793

>>8343774
shit, I samefagged. Meant to reply to >>8343716

>> No.8343827
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8343827

just passing by

>> No.8343866

Type S to shit on my grave.

>> No.8343874

>>8343699
RIPIP, OP
Now for method:
0-4 9mm bullet
5-9 jump off a bridge
Dubs and you commit seppuku.
Trips and you go to the middle of some ghetto with a MAGA hat and start yelling racial slurs

>> No.8343930

>>8343866
Damn bro, you just dubs'd yourself

>> No.8343932

>>8343866
S
>>8343874
All of those involve things OP may not have handy. Best we make it convenient.

OP, get in to bathtub, and drop electronic device in tub with you. Livestream if possible. Song for your step out of the world should be Lucky by Britney Spears

>> No.8343945
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8343945

>>8343699
MAMA

JUST KILLED A MAN

ROLLED DOUBLES IN HIS THREAD

HIT THE POST BUTTON, NOW'S HE'S DEAD

>> No.8343966

>>8343866
>
s

>> No.8343987

Dubs and I kill myself

>> No.8343992

>>8343987
Make my day, faggot

>> No.8344031

>>8343656
Singles and absolutely nothing happens today

>> No.8344154

>>8343656
an hero pls sir
very much pls thank you

>> No.8344295

Roll

>> No.8344302

>>8343656
roll

>> No.8344310

>>8343945
kek

>> No.8344317

>>8343945
nice

>> No.8344343

>>8343930
how should i kill myself?

>> No.8344591

Go play in traffic!

>> No.8344631

>>8344343
Real talk, don't fucking kill yourself. Unless you're suffering from something terminal.

But, if I had to, I would choose the way a good friend of mine did. He used an inert gas and went to sleep. Look up nitrogen beer bottles and assisted suicide or whatever they call it.

Really though, using my friend as an example, it was a very selfish thing to do. He hurt a lot of people. One way of looking at it, anyhow.

>> No.8344657

Roll

>> No.8344960

>>8344631
That would be nice if it works, but you might end up with permanent brain damage if someone walks in on you, takes off your mask, and calls an ambulance.

This is a major problem with pretty much any suicide method. If you try to poison yourself, you might end up with liver damage. If you jump off of something, then you might end up a cripple. If you try to asphyxiate yourself or shoot yourself, then you might end up even dumber than you were previously.

If I ever decided to kill myself, I plan to use a redundant method. Lie down on some train tracks in the middle of nowhere, wait for a train to get close, then shoot myself in the head. If I somehow survive the gunshot wound, then the train will probably finish me off. If I somehow survive both the train and the gunshot wound, then there a good chance that I'd die before anyone could take me to a hospital, since I'd do this in the middle of nowhere. With a method like that, my odds of ending up a vegetable or a cripple are incredibly low.

>> No.8345094

>>8344960
>if someone walks in on you

Agreed, but there's no reason you couldn't just park your car somewhere secluded and get on with it (if you don't live alone).

It is very sad to me that people get to the point of suicide. Not that I haven't considered it myself. But there's just so much more to life than whatever your current shit situation is.

>> No.8345239

>>8343866
fuck i laffed, but let it be your way
S

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8345281

>>8344343

>> No.8345388

>>8345094
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-statistics

People are really bad at killing themselves. 95% of attempted suicide attempts fail. If you seriously intend to succeed then you ought to choose a method that can't possibly go wrong.

Even if you go someplace secluded, you still need to worry that something may go wrong with your mask, hose, or gas bottle.

>> No.8345684

>>8344343
Listen up OP, here's what you do:
Bathtub + electric appliance. It'll be quick and painless, and the chances of embarrassing yourself with a failed attempt will basically be zero. If you don't have the balls to do it yourself, get in the bath, take a bunch of vicodin, and hug the appliance. You'll slip off to sleep, slide down in to the water, and it'll be ogre.

>> No.8346393

Thank you all i wont kil myself

>> No.8346581

>>8345388
>People are really bad at killing themselves.
Most likely because

A) Most people don't ~really~ want to kill themselves, and

B) Most people that really do, probably don't do any research.

Death via hypoxia using an inert gas is about as good of an exit strategy as it gets. If you don't want to overcomplicate things, literally just park your car somewhere secluded, roll up all the windows, lock the doors, and open up a bottle of argon/nitrogen/carbon dioxide full blast, and lay back and go to sleep. You'll be dead within a few minutes.