/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.8648753]

THE OTHER BOARDS ARE LAUGHING AT US AGAIN

[Anonymous No.8648799]

>>8648753
Post links

[Anonymous No.8648848]

>>8648799
no need
/hotsg/ here, I need a good laugh after some shitty matches.

[Anonymous No.8648867]

>>8648753
/v/ here

So glad this Ponzi scheme is finally falling apart so I can finally get a cheap graphics card lol.

[Anonymous No.8648871]

>>8648753
They should, you guys are fucking ridiculous

>I want my lambo! I want my moon mission!

[Anonymous No.8648884]

>>8648799
/fit/ here to tell you losers that you will only make it through personal hard work, not gambling on internet monopoly money.

[Anonymous No.8648908]

>he was a poorfag
>he saved up $1,000 after months of labor
>instead of keeping it in a saving account he put it in fake internet money

[Anonymous No.8648919]

>>8648884
jokes on you i'm sculpting the body of a greek god to sit at a computer and stare at charts

[Anonymous No.8648932]

>>8648884
That's actually the opposite of how this world works though.

[Anonymous No.8648943]

>>8648932
if you say so

[Anonymous No.8648965]

>>8648753
/r/personalfinance here. we warned you not to invest in bitcorn. taxes and insurance always need to be paid first. then your student loan, credit card, and mortgage payments. then you need to stick to your budget for day to day needs. after this you need a rainy day fund of at least 6 months living expenses. then you can start maxing out the contributions to your 401k and IRA. Of course you also need to buy some CDs to save for your kid's education. If you really had any money left over after that you really should have just looked at donating it to a tax deductible charity. just stay away from that bitcoin rat poison. warren buffet didn't get rich overnight and he didn't get rich by buying a get rich quick scheme. only hard honest work and a complete submission of your will and agency to the state can bring you financial happiness.

[Anonymous No.8648987]

>>8648965
this, but unironically

[Anonymous No.8648996]

/tv/ here. Who will play Satoshi in the inevitable biopic?

[Anonymous No.8649003]

>>8648965
This is 90% good advice though

[Anonymous No.8649008]

>>8648753
/vg/ here, finally can buy a GPU below msrp

Feels good man

[Anonymous No.8649035]

>>8648965
Stop that

[Anonymous No.8649049]

>>8648965
>If you really had any money left over after that you really should have just looked at donating it to a tax deductible charity.
Why? Charities are a scam.

[Anonymous No.8649050]

>>8648987
>>8649003
leave this cesspool behind then friends and join us at our bastion of financial freedom. reddit . com/r/personalfinance

[Anonymous No.8649062]

>>8648753

[Anonymous No.8649080]

>>8648965
good satire

[Anonymous No.8649083]

/g/ here, I really need a new graphics card and I might finally be able to get one at a normal price.

[Anonymous No.8649092]

>>8648753
/pol/ here. The Jews did this, you dumb niggers

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

[Anonymous No.8649094]

>>8648965
Thanks for the advice mister shekelstein. I hope to fullfill these steps on the next 5 years hopefully.I2m happy to work for you while you make billions a year.

[Anonymous No.8649095]

/co/fag here to tell you that you guys are faggots.
>Investing in digital monopoly money

[Anonymous No.8649104]

>>8648753
/pol/ here
you failed
the kikes are responsible

[Anonymous No.8649117]

>tfw I thought I was a savvy investor this whole time
>turns out I was nothing but a degenerate gambler

[Anonymous No.8649122]

>>8649092
Based /pol/, never change please.

t. /tv/

[Anonymous No.8649153]

>>8648943
w..wait it's still going down? WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.8649913]

>>8648884
You have time to lift twice a day when you don't have a master though.

[Anonymous No.8649972]

/fit/ here
LMAO
Should have spent your money on steroids instead

[Anonymous No.8650020]

>>8648753
tfw /biz/ and laughing at us retards too

[Anonymous No.8650047]

>>8648965
exquisite one sir

[Anonymous No.8650063]

I'm literally from Reddit and I came here to laugh at you

[Anonymous No.8650096]

CRYPTO IS DEAD, LONG LIVE CRYPTO

[Anonymous No.8650101]

>>8648753
Cryptocurrency is garbage. Waiting for you fuckers to an hero.

[Anonymous No.8650110]

/x/ here.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.8650131]

>>8649008
No u can't lol

[Anonymous No.8650144]

/tv/ here, feeling bad for you my /biz/ friends.

bad times indeed

[Anonymous No.8650148]

>>8648753

Again? Pretty sure they had never stop.

[Anonymous No.8650164]

>>8648965

No. The point of life is to live it. Not to be 70 years old, leave an inheritance to your kids, only for them to force you into a depressing old people house.

Go big or go home. Do blow from a hooker's ass crack. High five the nurses when they give you back your terrible STD results. Base jump with a parachute packed by a hangover person. Get a fucking robotics Phd, it's easier than you think. Scuba dive with sharks! All are possible, and all are fun.

You are nothing more than an animal, a random chance of nature. And noone cries when a rabbit or a hedgehog die in nature, somewhere in the forest. So live your meaningless, futile life with pride! Yours and mine. In the end we are all end up burried under the same ground. Noone will say "look how rich that and responsible that corpse is", noone will say "Look at that personalfinance guy, did so well for his kids". And noone will say "Look at that dumbass who jumped off a bridge and the parachute didn't open"

PS. I don't have kids btw and I don't want them. if I did I guess I 'd follow your advice on how to live a boring predictable life. Until then, blow from hooker's ass crack and bitcoin my friend! Cheers!!

[Anonymous No.8650231]

Good, you newfriends are actually paying attention now as we bounce off the bottom. Get in before the APOLOGIZE threads next week.

[Anonymous No.8650279]

>>8650231
>Implying that bitcoin won't stay dead.

[Anonymous No.8650281]

>>8650164
You sound like a nigger.

[Anonymous No.8650309]

>>8650164
upvoted

[Anonymous No.8650344]

>>8650281

Nordic white actually.

Now you, sound nothing more than a sad biggot racist.

[Anonymous No.8650406]

>>8648965
i will kill myself before i live this way

[Anonymous No.8650446]

>>8650164
Amen brother

fuck this whole world
life has no point so the only thing to do is try to enjoy it as much as possible

for some people that means a hedonistic life of fast money and faster women
for others it means a temperate life of raising a family and passing on your genes

none of it fucking matters
we are all just the inevitable result of this self replicating molecule machine thats been going for billions of years

[Anonymous No.8650467]

>>8650344
So you’re a swedecuck nihilist, lmao. Do you share your girlfriend with niggers? Go big or go home!

[Anonymous No.8650474]

>>8649083
What you faggots don't understand is that there is a new normal price. The price has been normal all along. This is how the free market works.

Prices are not even going to significantly drop on current gen when next gen hits. Just wait and see.

[Anonymous No.8650492]

>>8648996
Idris Elba

[Anonymous No.8650507]

>>8648884
Lmao

[Anonymous No.8650600]

>>8650467
>Go big or go home!
For sweden it's both, he brings the big black cock of jamal home

[Anonymous No.8650639]

>>8648965
BASED

[Anonymous No.8650643]

>>8650446
>A look into the mind of the kind of people that fall for crypto scams.
That's fucking retarded, those two options aren't compatible in the same society.

[Anonymous No.8650667]

>>8650643
then why do both of those people exist in the same society today

[Anonymous No.8650686]

>>8648753
WE'RE NOT! WE'RE CRASHING! WE'RE CRASHING!!!
>>>/int/87576776
>>>/int/87576776
>>>/int/87576776

Sincerely, /int/

[Anonymous No.8650908]

/lit/ here. 130 IQ. I'm up 5x in March shorting.

[Anonymous No.8650965]

>>8650667
>current society is sane

[Anonymous No.8651521]

>>8648753
not laughing, but utterly surprised of how stupid a group of individuals can be.

[Anonymous No.8651642]

normie here
thanks for buying my bags back in january biz.

[Anonymous No.8652066]

/g/ here I'm kind of sad this means that any DAPP I make is probably worthless

[Anonymous No.8652111]

/tg/ here
Whenever people call me crazy for dumping thousands into plastic miniatures I at least can think of you.

[Anonymous No.8652128]

>>8648884
implying going through this is easy. I have aged 3 years in 9 months. stay poor

[I told you... No.8652186]

>>8648884
joke's on you: I made 1 million dollars with ETH and lost literally 0

[Anonymous No.8652206]

>>8650110
/x/ laughing at any other board. Now that is hilarious

[Anonymous No.8652220]

[Anonymous No.8652227]

Anyone actually cares what other "boards" thinks of us or this board? lol what kind of loser you have to be to do that?

[Anonymous No.8652302]

>>8648965
Warren Buffet got rich because he got in at the right time and now he's at the top of the ponzi. For fucks sake the guy didn't even took a bet on the dotcom bubble.

[Anonymous No.8652312]

>>8652227
>see op

[Anonymous No.8652323]

>>8650144
Post feet

[Anonymous No.8652327]

>>8652206
/x/ is the only real board, all the others are just illusions of your mind (and they're all shit)

you can't even prove me wrong, faggot

[Anonymous No.8652330]

>>8652227
Ofcourse we care, I don't want my /trv/ buddies to start disliking me because i'm poor.

[Anonymous No.8652342]

>>8652327
/x/ is full of gullible minds that think they're under a curse. You can't have any serious paranormal discussion, even /pol/ works better.

[Anonymous No.8652374]

Are you kidding me, even this board is laughing at you. Coinfags always get laughed at, children pretending to invest and losing thousands. We laugh now and will continue to laugh all the way until you finally get that job at taco bell. You will never know the feeling of getting your sushi comped.
>t. you

[Anonymous No.8652380]

>>8652342
gotta love the daily "i think im being followed" threads

[Anonymous No.8652387]

/b/ here
time flies when you're a JUSTED faggot

[Anonymous No.8652410]

>>8648884
>you will only make it through personal hard work

i've seen countless slaves do that and yet die poor and unhappy

[Anonymous No.8652421]

>>8652227
>Anyone actually cares what other "boards" thinks of us or this board? lol what kind of loser you have to be to do that?
the kind of loser that bought ireal money at 20000usd and sold it at 6800

[Anonymous No.8652426]

>>8652387
>/b/ here

[Anonymous No.8652430]

>>8652374
I laugh my ass off at people like you that think I'm losing money. I've gone 50x from my intial investment and cashed before the crash and yes I'm going to re-enter definitely. Go stay poor and stay on your shitty board discussion soap-box drama's or w/e it is that you do.

[Anonymous No.8652486]

>>8652430
It's funny because you guys larp so hard to hide the pain. You're not 50x your initial investment and you didn't cash out before the crash. Nice try though.

[Anonymous No.8652509]

>>8648753
/trash/ here. We may be weirdos but at least we're not broke weirdos

[Anonymous No.8652559]

no1 is laugh @ us PoWH guise, we are UP 100x
Proof Of Weak Hands a #Ethereum Smart Contract based on Dividends 10% of All Trades buy/sell are paid directly to Token Holders,
@ x(DOT).co/PoWH

[Anonymous No.8652578]

>>8652486
hahaha, get FUCKED SALTY NOCOINER. I'm going to fucking travel the world in a few months, what are you going to do? Post on your shitboard?

[Anonymous No.8652604]

>>8652578
>I'm going to fucking travel the world in a few months
No you're not, you're going to watch hentai on your vr headset like most days,
>what are you going to do?
Continue making money

[Anonymous No.8652615]

>>8652559
I don't like this gif >:(

[Anonymous No.8652631]

>>8648965
Jesus fuck. Do some people really desire to live like this?

This post is fucking me up. Please stop.

[Anonymous No.8652639]

>>8652604
yes, work for those sheckels. Mr. Bergstein says good job pleb. I'll just value invest and become a millionaire whilst I travel the world. Goodluck pleb, you will need it.

[Anonymous No.8652651]

>>8652631
thats why I went all in on crypto

[Anonymous No.8652662]

>>8648965
lol, the funny thing is that a few rich loser NEETs actually got rich off of this. They made more than you normalfags will make in your entire life. All while masturbating to anime while you normies wagecucked like cattle.

[Anonymous No.8652676]

Stop laughing at us faggots we will make you pay

[Anonymous No.8652685]

>>8652639
You bet

[Anonymous No.8652686]

protip nobody here is really from other boards this is all biz

[Anonymous No.8652688]

>>8649913

you wont though

[Anonymous No.8652705]

>>8652662
>few rich loser NEETs actually got rich off of this
>few rich loser NEETS
>few
Yeah not you

[Anonymous No.8652714]

WE ARE /BIZ/ AND WE ARE NEVER FUCKING SELLING

[Anonymous No.8652717]

/biz/ here, buy stinky linkeys or stay poor faggots. You no coiners are going to an hero EOY

[Anonymous No.8652730]

>>8652421

Anyone that bought BTC at 20k is dumb, i agree.

[Anonymous No.8652738]

>>8652323

[Anonymous No.8652758]

/mlp/ here. Tell me about the valuable friendship lesson you learned

[Anonymous No.8652760]

>>8652705
A lot of animefags got richer, now they are making the pillow economy great again.

[Anonymous No.8652761]

>>8652662
>>8652705
Not even a few, last december was filled with posts about people having become millionaires. 4chan shilled bitcoin since 3 digits, plenty of NEEts here that have made it. I intent to do the same.

[Anonymous No.8652763]

>>8652705
>Yeah not you
Yeah most certainly not. I got fucked and so did most of us. But at least a few of us made it.

[Anonymous No.8652779]

>>8648965
Don't got no student loans, chief. They paid me to go to college.

[Anonymous No.8652803]

>>8648965
Fucking boomer

[Anonymous No.8652828]

>>8652763
Nothing wrong with taking risks, but this board constantly gloats about how crypto is based and then lost thousands. You are going to be made fun of when you purposely draw attention to yourselves.

[Anonymous No.8652978]

>>8652738
MORE FEET

[Anonymous No.8653209]

/lgbt/ here

lmao you fucking faggots, crypto is gay as fuck

[Anonymous No.8653270]

>>8652186
sure you did kid :)

[Anonymous No.8653281]

>>8652978

[Anonymous No.8653289]

/3/ here, haha suck a fat one fagit

[Anonymous No.8653316]

>>8653281
DAN LIKE FEET
POST MORE FEET
POST YOUR FEET

[Anonymous No.8653409]

>>8650474
Nice try, but I'm not falling for your voodoo economist magic.

[Anonymous No.8653437]

>>8648753
Hello im from /v/. Is this when you people sell your hardware for pennies?

[Anonymous No.8653450]

>>8652387
>>8652426

what year is it?

[Anonymous No.8653474]

/k here. should have bought a classic gun they appreciate well in value and have outperformed all other investments including stocks, bonds, real estate and gold since 1968

[Rainbow Dash is my God No.8653480]

>>8648753
/pol/ + /mlp/ here. You people aren't even worthy of making fun of. You are that pathetic.

[Anonymous No.8653511]

>>8653480
glass house.

[Anonymous No.8653524]

>>8650446
fuck that shit. The 70 years you get in this world matter, make the most of them.

[Anonymous No.8653559]

/bant/ here, watching all these fucking kids in denial is way more fun than reading the shit anime board /bant/ has become.
go find a job kids, oh and btw, why did you ignore the trendline?

[Anonymous No.8653666]

>>8653511
Not that anon, but i'd rather be a horsefucker than a cryptofaggot.

[Anonymous No.8653749]

/k/ here you fuckers promised to finance the reclaiming of rhodesia wat nao

[Anonymous No.8653762]

>>8648799
fpbp

[Anonymous No.8654377]

>>8652705
At least wait for a few years before you say it's over.

[Anonymous No.8654447]

>>8653437
They're already selling their shit on Craigslist for ridiculous prices. Only a retard would by a used GPU, though.

[Anonymous No.8654864]

ITT: biztards larping as other boards

[Anonymous No.8655283]

>>8648867
Who invited Elmer FUD?

[Anonymous No.8655467]

>>8648753
Make them stop

[Anonymous No.8655518]

>>8648965
This is good advice, anons. Listen to this man.

[Anonymous No.8655956]

>>8654864
Jokes on you, though. I go on

>>>/a/
>>>/v/
>>>/ic/
>>>/co/
>>>/int/
>>>/d/
>>>/fit/
>>>/i/
>>>/qa/

and >>>/biz/.

[Anonymous No.8656749]

/v/ here.
Every single crypto miner deserves it.

[Anonymous No.8656779]

/lgbt/ here.

Hahahahahahahahaha you retards.

[Anonymous No.8656794]

>>8648965
>bitcorn
$GFY

[Anonymous No.8656988]

>>8649972
Damm I want her to beat me up and fuck me with a strapon while giving me a reach around out of pity

[Anonymous No.8657033]

>>8648965
The first half of this post is actual solid advice.

[Anonymous No.8657555]

/x/ here, you assholes summoned demons in bog form. i weep for this world

[Anonymous No.8657719]

>>8649092
Based

[Anonymous No.8657771]

>>8648753
Thanks for the laugh anon.

[Anonymous No.8657812]

/polbizfit/
i came here during a slow night on /pol/
gym gains have make up for how shitty the market has been. i would rather be broke than sedentary again

[Anonymous No.8657820]

Bear fag here, just a passing comment:


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

also, here's a meme a made tonite

[Anonymous No.8658097]

>>8650164
>t. hedonist retard

[Anonymous No.8658532]

>>8649008
nope

[Anonymous No.8658540]

>>8649972
her face looks like it's attached to her head like a mask wtf

[Anonymous No.8659388]

move along bois, nothing to see here

[Anonymous No.8659427]

/a/ here. been laughing at you all year

[Anonymous No.8659452]

>>8648799

[Anonymous No.8659582]

>>8648965
Kek

[Anonymous No.8659679]

>>8650164
>Base jump with a parachute packed by a hangover person

CLASSIC /biz/-tier advice

[Anonymous No.8659812]

/s4s/ here, wew lad

[Anonymous No.8660128]

>>8648753
>THE OTHER BOARDS ARE LAUGHING AT US AGAIN
Why?

[Anonymous No.8660246]

>>8648753
Q predicted this.

[Anonymous No.8660247]

/g/ here. we told you not to take our fucking GPUs for ETH and shitcoin mining. Now you're paying the price

[Anonymous No.8660343]

god i fucking love these kinds of threads

[Anonymous No.8660357]

>>8648965
ok dave ramsey you boomer moron

[Anonymous No.8660403]

>>8648996
Jessica Chastain

[Anonymous No.8660540]

>>8648753
r9k here, money didnt help /ourguy/

[Anonymous No.8660663]

/ck/ here

sardines are an affordable and flavorful snack

[Anonymous No.8660836]

>>8653480
you are not from /pol/ you are from /sg/ my balkan brother

>>8652676
>Stop laughing at us faggots we will make you pay
first try to get payed

[Anonymous No.8661016]

>>8648753
/pol/ here
Thanks for buying my bags you retard niggers.
Also, the jews did this. Don't forget it.

[Anonymous No.8661124]

[Anonymous No.8661207]

>>8661016
Hitler was right we need real holocaust

[Anonymous No.8661246]

So glad this shithole isn't my home board. The average age here must be 14, the average investment 100$ from allowance for cleaning their rooms. The average iq below the investment sum.

[Anonymous No.8661261]

>>8661124
ok seriously who is this? Gimme her IG so I can follow her... curious how boring her life is

[Anonymous No.8661281]

also /VR/ here.. not laughing at you guys mostly just observing. Too busy coding on a zx spectrum for my own amusement. Hope you guys recover soon and make it

[Anonymous No.8661298]

>>8661207
This. Then we can gas all the degenerate losers falling for cryptoscam along with the jews. 400% improvement to 4chan overnight.

[Anonymous No.8661313]

>>8652486
Funny says here I made 30x in gains... hahaha

[Anonymous No.8661585]

>>8648753
/ck/ here, rice and beans are cheap and a good cheap source of calories and protein to avoid starving to death because lost all your savings after you took shit investment advice on a Taiwanese kite flying forum.

[Anonymous No.8661658]

>>8648753
Anyone from /k/ can tell me what gun is best for killing myself after I lose all my money?

[Anonymous No.8662140]

>>8661124
-Rothschilds bow to Momoko
-In contact with aliens
-Possesses psychic-like abilities
-Controls France with a cute but sad face
-Lost castles & banks globally
-Direct descendant of the ancient Yamato blood line
-Would have bankrolled the first cities on Mars (Momokograd would have been the first city)
-Would have owned 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood have been Momoko babies
-said to have 215+ reasons to leave, such disappointment on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of a snow angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-Would have owned Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Momoko guilt inside you right now
-Momoko is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Momoko bunker in Wilkes land?
-She learned fluent Engrish in under a week
-Nation states entrust their promises with her. There’s no money in her account, only shattered dreams
-She is about 7 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know her ultimate plans yet. We hope she's a benevolent being.

[Anonymous No.8662150]

>>8661585
Ty sir

[Anonymous No.8662179]

>>8662140
This image is so rich in meaning and its way of transporting a deep meaning. Simply looking at her gaze and the snow in her hair you can just hear it like an angels voice in your head:
kuriku ramen hachi son goku :333

[Anonymous No.8662205]

/r9k/ here. You guys truly are morons. I remembered about 6 mos ago one of you came over and tell us about cryptocurrency and promptly got kicked out.

[Anonymous No.8662279]

>>8661658
The same shotgun used by that /b/ kid

[Anonymous No.8662324]

>>8648753
/d/ here. And you said we were the faggots for liking futa. Who's laughing now?

[Anonymous No.8662391]

>>8662179
pretty sure it's just some freezing gook m8

[Anonymous No.8662397]

>>8648867
If anything this will drive demand up you brainlet

[Anonymous No.8662439]

>>8648867
>so I can finally get a cheap graphics card lol

kek, no you won't.

[Anonymous No.8662796]

>>8661658
Pretty much any large caliber hand gun, .38, .44 etc will do the trick, assuming you want an open casket, aim for your heart, otherwise gun in your mouth, pointed at a 45 degree angle upwards.

[Anonymous No.8662855]

>>8648965
>live in eastern europe
>never had any student loans, credit card debts or mortgage payments
>I have enough BTC to live comfortably for the rest of my life

I've already made it.

[Anonymous No.8663121]

>>8648753
I'm from /pol/ lol
Do you guys want me to redpill you guys or no?

[Anonymous No.8663140]

[s4s] here!
You dumdums should invest in Kekcoin!
Come to our birthday party too please :^)

[Anonymous No.8663179]

>>8660540
Why'd he do it? He's not that bad looking of a guy....

[Anonymous No.8663431]

>>8648965
why would i contribute to the ira? im a protestant