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>that feel when no gf

>> No.8670321
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8670321

>>8670296
Tfw no biz gf

>> No.8670334

>>8670321
Do you want a gf who shills you Link all day?

>> No.8670341
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>>8670296
>>8670321
>tfw no /r9k/ gf

>> No.8670357

>>8670296
my qt 3.14 gf is mean to me. no gf is better than bad gf, even if they are babely

>> No.8670388
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>>8670334
Yes. Please be my stinky kinky gf
Daddy’s little stinky linkie princess

>> No.8670391
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8670391

>tfw no /fit/ gf

>> No.8670415
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8670415

that feeling when have gf

>> No.8670445

>>8670321
This pic is golden. Saved.
This is the reason I come here

>> No.8670461
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>>8670296
>tfw no girlfriend to arrange "threesomes" with old "friends", that in reality are just random dudes from craigslist that pay me to fuck her for $$$ so I can buy more REQ and LINK

JUST

>> No.8670473
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>>8670388
SOME FEMANON better be my BIZ DDLG gf RIGHT NOW, or people DIE

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>>8670296
>>>/r9k
go

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>>8670296
>tfw no gfi

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>>8670473
put the gun down anon
lets talk about your problems over here

>> No.8670519
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>>8670473
I have your back, brother. Where are the kinky linkie femanons? Better stop hiding or someone is going to DIE

>> No.8670522
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8670522

>tfw no bf

>> No.8670548 [DELETED] 

>>8670519
>kinkie linkie
holy kek

>> No.8670582
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who tfw no leef

>> No.8670596
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8670596

I may not have a gf, but I do have more time and money to leverage as I please, and I get to sidestep the emotional turmoil that infidelity and breakups beget.

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>>8670519
friend, this isn't working... since this is /biz/, maybe we should use another tactic to bring out the kinky linkie femanons

>> No.8670719
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>>8670604
Tfw

>> No.8670775

>>8670357
truth.

t. 3rd year of recovery from 3.5 years of psycho qt 3.14

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>>8670296
>>8670415
had to

>> No.8670920

>>8670296
um /r9k/ this is not

>> No.8670951
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8670951

I JUST WANT HER ANONS

HOW LONG UNTIL BULLRUN

HOW LONG UNTIL LINK = 10kusd

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8671034

>mfw biz with gf

>> No.8671256
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8671256

>tfw no friends not even internet friends

>> No.8671296

>>8670296
never seen such an accurate feel image of the feel when no gf

yes yes very meta indeed. very niche because like only people who have seen dbz and people who have had no gf forever will truly know that feeling that this art conveys

crazy

>> No.8671307

>>8671256
woah

ouch

>> No.8671461

>>8670296
>tfw aging
if i could stay young forever i wouldnt even care. but noooooo i have to play the game

>> No.8671539

>>8671256
ill be your friend
but only if you have a nice boi pussy

>> No.8671590

>>8670296
Should I just date an Asian chick? I work with many of them.

>> No.8671596

>>8671256
Is it supposed to be bad?
If you're older than 25 and still care you need to sort yourself out.

>> No.8671605
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>tfw on off Chinese gf who might try to kill me if I break it off with her

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How the FUCK do you find a /biz/ gf?

>> No.8671616

>>8670296
Fuck off being single is way better. This sucks.

>> No.8671630

>>8670857
Good stuff anon

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>>8670296
>tfw gf

>> No.8671670
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8671670

>literally dumped gf last night because of constant fighting
>shes a 9/10 and I'm a 6/10 manlet

Either I'll embrace this life change, and drive myself to work hard every day to become a billionaire CEO... or I'll just be incredibly lonely, regret my choice, and fucking die.

>> No.8671690

>>8671605

was in the same situation, broke it off and moved. highly recommend you do the same anon.

>> No.8671732

you would eventually grow tired of her shit, and she yours, and become even more disillusioned than you are now. focus on being happy with no gf, only then can you succeed.

>> No.8671746

>>8671670
You should've just enjoyed life and savored the glorious smell of her asshole. Dumbass.

>> No.8671773
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tfw no more moon missions

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>>8671732
>focus on being happy with no gf, only then can you succeed.
This. Of all my gf's, every single one has started latching on to me the exact day/week I start enjoying single life and actually getting with girls.

>>8671746
I did anon, for like 16 months. But you can only keep around a nagging, guilt-using 9/10 for so long. When she brings up an old argument for the ten-thousandth time, because you don't let her have her way, in the middle of a vacation in a foreign country, you finally decide that enough is enough.

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>>8671605
chinese chicks suck mane

>> No.8671924
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>tfw you finally get a qt girlfriend the day the market starts to recover
>tfw you've been swing trading the volatility during the bear market so you're only 30% down from your ATH
>tfw you had enough money to cover dinner at a fancy restaurant because you took mega profits all through the last bull run

i'm gonna make it boyos

>> No.8671974

>>8671924
Have you smelled her butt yet? That's the first thing that I would do if I had a gf.

>> No.8672149

>>8671974
not only have i smelled it, but i've tasted it

you haven't felt true bliss until you've tongue punched a qt's brapp faucet.

second best feeling is when she does it to you.

>> No.8672369
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I didn’t want this feel today

>> No.8672450

>>8671256
Where are you from anon?

>> No.8672459

>>8672149
gross, you are admitting to be a literal shit eater.

>> No.8672683

/biz/: TFW no gf
/girl/: TFW no bf
biz: FUCK OFF ROASTIE
....
....
....
biz: TFW no gf

>> No.8672687

>>8672149
I'm really jealous dude. That's my biggest fantasy.

>> No.8672713

>>8672149

wow

>> No.8672723

>>8672683
Only attention seeking roastie whores come on 4chan, actually there is no such thing as a non roastie even outside of 4chan.

>> No.8672773

Hey cheer up, it could be worse. my gf of 5 years just cheated on me and we are no longer together. I wish i was in your shoes

>> No.8672778

>>8670357
Thats why you find an average gf. Pretty enough to not be a land whale feminazi but unattractive enough to have not had their ego stroked their entire life.

>> No.8672794

>>8671924
>Tfw you work hard earning money so some roastie gets a free meal after fucking chad.

>> No.8672844

>>8672778
>their entire life

nah, just until they're 28-30, remember that.

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>>8670296
tfw wife n kids

>> No.8672919

>>8670461
That Reddit post is legendary

>> No.8672925
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>tfw no 2d gf and cant have one no matter what because its mathematically impossible

>> No.8672979

>>8672723
Had to learn this lesson the hard way. Every girl is a thot until proven otherwise.

>> No.8673005

>>8670461
chad wins again

>> No.8673503

>>8671539
kek, god i hope this site never changes

>> No.8673512
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8673512

REEE I WANT MY KINKY LINKY GF

>> No.8673536

>>8672925

fear not brother, in 20 years brain-to-internet VR will be completed and you will be able to have an anime waifu

>> No.8674037
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8674037

>>8670296
>tfw no gf (male)

>> No.8674780

>>8674037
gagot

>> No.8675229

They are annoying. They always complain, something always 'hurts' or 'doesn't feel right', they ask your opinion on literally every simple task 'should I buy this water?', they have no sense of minimalism and are consumerist as fuck. Nothing is ever good enough either. You don't want a girlfriend

>> No.8676034

>>8671256
Join our shitty crypto server. We're all poor, not whales, and are generally bad at trading. No buy signals, nothing.
But I like the people there and we get to know each other pretty well.
We have me, a poor autist from Idaho, a crypto rapper, some jew from israel, a guy who works for morgan stanley in the UK, and one really smart rich dude who I'm pretty sure is a male prostitute

>> No.8676051

>>8676034
https://discord dot gg/BKPuMKf

>> No.8676095

>>8674037
if that was a girl it'd be hot but it's just another faggot playing pretend-a-girl in chick clothes. pathetic

>> No.8676105

Ive been shorting BTC this whole time. I’ve been teaching others and I’ve gotten my neighbors and coworkers into shorting the market and we are all making a lot of money together shorting BTC and Ethereum. I’m really popular now among my friends because I’m making so much money from shorting the market, a lot of them are making accounts in bitmex now because of me. I can’t wait for this bear market to continue for the next 5 years until I have enough money from shorting to buy a house and hopefully a nice car. Shorting is the best guaranteed way to make money in the longterm

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>tfw evolved past wanting a gf

>> No.8676174

What does this have to do with business and finance?

>> No.8676485

>>8676174
fuckoff trip fag

>> No.8676520

>>8676485
>trip fag

retard

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>>8676520
w

>> No.8676845
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I WANT MY STINKY LINKY KINKY PINKY GF RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>> No.8676870
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>>8676845
I want the tripfags to leave.

>> No.8677202
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>>8676870
>tripfag


retard

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>>8677202
FUCKING LEAVE TRIPFAGS

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>>8670415
>tfw gf

>> No.8678504

We should just merge this board with /r9k/ since there's essentially no difference

>> No.8678516

>>8678504
and we should ban all tripfags

>> No.8678875

>>8670775
Bpd

>> No.8678930

>>8671778
Bpd