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Anyone else unironically thinkink of going to jail so they won't sell their link too early?
What's a good 1.5 year sentence crime?

>> No.8869508

>>8869477
You'd have to tattoo your private key on your body somewhere to make sure you don't lose it and pray to God that no nigger knows what one looks like.

>> No.8869519
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>>8869477
Prison time on top of being a stinky linky. Jesus dude please just stop and reevaluate things for a second. I'm not telling you to give up on your link......... just take some deep breaths and go for walk or something.

>> No.8869525
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>>8869477
I'm currently under investigation. Tax evasion.
No trial yet though, so jailtime is in aprox 3-5 years from now. If Linkies will moon in the meanwhile I plan on going in Costa Rica.

>> No.8869539

>>8869508
If you can tattoo it yourself awesome
You shouldn't give your private key to anyone including the tattoo guy

>> No.8869542

>>8869477
Sorry me only ironically thinks that

>> No.8869551
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>>8869519
I have a rogue gym in my garage. I lift weights and run every day.
Extreme is all i know.
t. All in link

>> No.8869553

>>8869477
I'm currently under investigation. Shitposting on /biz/ to FUD crypto.
No trial yet though, so jailtime is in aprox 3-5 years from now. If Linkies will moon in the meanwhile I plan on going in Costa Rica.

>> No.8869560

>>8869477
Checked! Nice digits anon

And I know what you mean - I've been thinking of living in Cambodia or somewhere really cheap for a few years while our LINK does its thing

>> No.8869643

Zipped / password my private key and sent to Brother for him to store.

Gave my ledger to my partner (doesn't know pin)

Told them both to not give them back if I request until next year March

>> No.8869687

>>8869643
>partner dumps you
>brother dies
>singularity the next day, $1000/LINK
>ksg yourself from nolinker syndrome

>> No.8869803

>>8869477

How much LINK do you own? I knwo people ar sayign 2020, but if smart contracts truly are the 4th industrial revolution, and the chainlink network becomes the industry standard used, you will want to hold at least 10k till 2022-2023.

See if you can find some type of service that holds physical assets (trezor) for a fixed period of time, no matter what. While 1000 EOY is an absolute meme, 1000 EO decade is not within the realms of impossibility.

>> No.8869874

Has this gurl only 1 wicked weasel photoset?
Are there any others?

>> No.8870366
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>>8869508
Encryot your privste key then tatto
Jesus are you guys really this retarded?

>> No.8870448

>>8869539
Lol, this. If I were a tattoo guy and some idiot did this, I'd be trying to drain that cunts account the second he left the store.

>> No.8870500

>>8869477

Vandalize the mcdonalds nearest to Sergey. That way he'll work harder in the time you're gone.

>> No.8870513

>>8869551
>>8869477
What's the name of this girl? I beg you, tell me

>> No.8870536

>>8869477
what a manface

>> No.8870883

>>8869525
I guess you are one of these retards
>paying taxes is being maximum cuck xdxdxdxd hahaha le faggot xdxdxdxD

>> No.8870915

>>8869525
Nope.
I, allegedly, stole $1MM by not paying taxes.

>> No.8870930

>>8870883
>>8870915
Fuck, phoneposting.
I am currently at a spa center and it is humidity.

>> No.8871003

>>8870915
It’s funny how those government cunts think that money is theirs and they’re not stealing it from you.

>> No.8871050
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>>8871003
One has to obey the law, in general tho..
I swore to me I would never, allegedly, steal from the state in the future to come.
Life is pretty much fun, otherwise.

>> No.8871096
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>>8870513
Don't bother, no porn.

>> No.8871183

>>8869508
just create your own private key by shifting each letter or number +1
eg..

G6h becomes H7i
not fucking difficult to hide a private key and make it secure

>> No.8871260
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>>8871096
Holy shit, she's so cute

>> No.8871340
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>>8871260
exactly, top cute

>> No.8871370

>>8871340
Hnnnnggggg

>> No.8871483

>>8869539
Backwards
Or change every number to one higher
Or throw in one number that doesn’t appear in the actual key. Surely you can remember one number is fake.

>> No.8871548

>>8869477
No

>> No.8871597

>>8871260
this is perfect ty anon

>> No.8871708

>>8870366
Needs more jpeg

>> No.8871715

>>8869477
i actually thought of this today morning :D

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>> No.8871974

>>8871922
I would get on my knees and slurp out her snatch and ass like I just came from the desert and starved for a week.

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>> No.8872034

how many link for a sniff?

>> No.8872051

>>8869477
She's pretty.

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>> No.8872060

>>8869477

Dude looks like a lady...

>> No.8872077

>>8869508
Tattoo a phrase that hashes to it you dumbass

>> No.8872083

>>8869553
For what?

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>> No.8872107

>>8871483
Get hit in the head by nigger and lose your memory and stinkies.

>> No.8872113

>>8869477
Aggravated brap

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>> No.8872145

>>8872057
Oh fuck my dick I'd eat her out like a mindbroken zombie. Nothing but my mouth and her ass would exist everything would fade away. We'd float in oral bliss among the stars forever just my mouth and her ass

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>> No.8872188

>>8872107

why not go to jail in norway

you get to fuck cute norway twinkies

>> No.8872198

>>8872147
If you find one of her from behind legs apart on all fours, I'll break my nofap goddamn she is fine to hell with it all I'd throw 2 years of self control out the window for that

>> No.8872220

>>8872198
kek don't do it you dumbass
jews want you to fap your creative energies away

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>> No.8872269

>>8872240
Muh fuggin dick

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>>8872198

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>>8872278

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>>8872289

>> No.8872323

>>8869477

claim that the holocaust was not real. that should give you enough time in jail and by the time you come out /pol/ will become so mainstreem that you will seen as a martyr and awarded a medal some future hitler.

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>>8872321

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>> No.8872347

>>8872198
>nofap
>self control

I bet you spend a shitload of hours here lmao

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>> No.8872357

Guys pls, I’m on nobrap

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>>8872338

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>> No.8872377
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This is what you fags are jerking off to

>> No.8872398
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>>8872377
haha

>> No.8872423

Ugly hairstyle.

I would make no effort whatsoever to impress/please a girl looking like that..

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>>8872423
good, stay home then

>> No.8872680

hey look, it's the guy that's likes trannies and gets joy out of posting trannie pics and you 4 chan virgins can't even figure it out. Hey faggots, these pics are men, and you're all fucking gay

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>>8872666

nigga wat 666

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>>8872680

so here is what you fail to appreciate - most women can look great with long hair, most women can't really look sexy with short hair.

When you find a woman who can have amazing sex appeal with short hair, you are on to something. Wifey that bitch up and make her grow her hair long - she will be 100x hotter than any other chick

>> No.8872816

>>8869477
This is clearly a man.

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>>8872797

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>>8872823

vs

>> No.8872844

>>8872823
La creatura

>> No.8872861

>>8872823

Oh dios mio!

>> No.8872877

>>8872823
This is the most american face i've seen to the date..

>> No.8872903

>>8871096
>>8871260
fuck, she looks like my therapist, but younger

>> No.8873012

>>8872823
first time i saw this thing i was legit wondering if it was a girl or a boy

>> No.8873047

>>8869477
>go to jail
>get forced to smuggle in drugs or Jamal rapes you
>get caught with the drugs
>sentence getting longer
>have to fight off niggers and accidentally kill one
>get 10 years in some supermax with even more niggers
>no way to figure out how your folio is because your family dropped you and you sit in solitary confinement
>after 8 years you see a report on CNN where Sergey and some guy from Goldman Sachs get interviewed
>nigger changes the program before you can figure out the LINK price
>fight starts and you get another 4 years for resisting the officers and for stabbing some niggers eye out
>you finally leave the penal system after around 15 years
>you are forced to get a job at mcdonalds or else you go back to prison
>first thing you do is checking your folio
>chainlink is at around 23k dollars
>you can‘t find your private key anywhere
>only thing you know is your adress and all you can do is stare at etherscan dreaming about your millions that might as well be on the moon now
>hang yourself in your shitty 1 room apartment

>> No.8873092

>>8869508
>>8869539
I unironically have my trezor keys and coded phrase tattooed on my inner thigh.
>shitty tattoo kit off amazon costs $50, comes with everything you need to do it.

>> No.8873145

MODS DELETE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.8873154

if I want to launder money and I memorize my private key when I go to prison there is LITERALLY no way to confiscate my money?

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>>8872666
checked

>> No.8873597

can we get this girls instagram?

for the love of KEK

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>> No.8873716

>>8869477
The courts are so overwhelmed that generally they don't send people to jail for one year sentences. You will likely get house arrest and an ankle monitor.

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>>8869477

Jesus i told you guys about Sara from wicked weasel yesterday, and now she's gone viral on /biz/. Nice going lads. She's a beauty isnt she?

>> No.8873759

>>8869508

>put your private key in a txt file
>save rq as image
>encrypt with a win.rar or 7.zip (use an easy to remember password)
>make 10 copies and hide in 10 places

>> No.8873760
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She has such a cute little firm butt!

>> No.8873870

>>8873739
WHAT'S HER FCKIN IG?

>> No.8873911

>>8873739
>>8873760
>>8873870
do you like her cause she looks like a little boy?

>> No.8873939

>>8873911
yes. I love tomboys

>> No.8873961

>>8873911
no fagit, i like her because she's exotic and fit.

>> No.8874061

>>8873911
People who make comments like these are:
a. homosexuals trying desperately to convince straight men that they are actually gay (homos believe all men are gay)
b. salty bitches
There is no c.

>> No.8874111

>>8874061
but it's a trannie, you guys are so fucking dumb. If you like trannies, fine. But know this is a trannie. You have no idea how hard it is to spot them nowadays, do some research. THIS IS A TRANNIE, looks to be post op

>> No.8874133

>>8874111
WHO GIVES A FUCK.
I THINK I'M WANKING TO A GIRL SO THAT'S NOT GAY AND EVEN IF IT IS, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK THIS CREATURE IS MAGNIFICENT.
NOW FUCK OFF.

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>>8873911

I'm not a closet faggot like you bro, sorry. She sports that short-cut very well.

>> No.8874186

>>8874111
No, it's not, you sick fuck. Stop promoting mentally ill men mutilating themselves.

>> No.8874203

>>8873961
>>8874061
>>8874161
enjoy wanking to a tranny while i'm having intimate, passionate, and fulfilling sex with my long term girlfriend.

>> No.8874207

>>8870536
>>8872060
>>8872816

>>8873911

literal homosexuals

>> No.8874230

>>8874203
This one is option b. Open bobs.

>> No.8874316

>>8874203
I enjoy my gf but other women still get me going. You have low test if you're not turned on by other women. You're a fucking purse boy

>> No.8874344

Encrypt your private key or seed with AES 256 bits and make a QR code. Make a gazillion copies of it and don't forget the password.

Some options for storage places: bank boxes, your mom's attic, in a book, in an airtight container underground.

>> No.8874372

>>8874316
This.

>> No.8874399

>>8874316
this

op chick is clearly a female. 4chan is trolling again, go figure.

I STILL NEED HER FUCKIN IG

>> No.8874408

>>8872377
kek

>> No.8874430

>>8873911
>do you like her cause she looks like a little boy?
yes.

>> No.8874458

>>8874430
Little boys don’t have a nice phat ass like that and some perky tits.

She looks like a woman of prime reproductive age. I would happily make a donation of baby batter into her cum receptacle, if you know what I mean.

>> No.8874484

>>8873739
>yesterday
>literally shitposted all over /pol/ and /s/ for 3 years
its like seeing /pol/ only posters drool over literal slut nonsummerjack

>> No.8874507

>>8874316
i'm turned on by other woman, but not this one. to each their own i guess

>> No.8874686

>>8872278
Fuckin bitch dyke land whale. You biz cretins are disgusting virgins.

>> No.8874924

>>8874686
ur mad kid

once you've been around the block, girls like this DO SOMETHING TO YA

>> No.8875224

>>8873092
show us

>> No.8875301

>>8872823
u must gib guns

>> No.8875346

This entire thread is literally the same idiot bagholding LINK talking to himself.

>> No.8875382

>>8875346
>LINK
it now permeates this entire board through and through, doesn't it?

>> No.8875803

>>8873047
oh no poor martin skereyli... everyone knows he's got loot stashed everywhere and he's not a big guy so it will be very painful for him...

plus sooner or later he's gonna mouth off and disrespect another prisoner. so between the shakedowns and inevitable confrontations how can he possibly survive even the softest prison?