What's your side hustle biz?

[Anonymous No.9104395]

Do any of you actually have a side business? Mines aquaculture of ornamental macro algae. Pic related

[Anonymous No.9104536]

>>9104395
Question: can shrimp eat this?

[Anonymous No.9104556]

private chef for rich households.

[Anonymous No.9104575]

>>9104536
shrimpfag

that is your new name

[Anonymous No.9104583]

Flipping collectables and other shit that people collect

[Anonymous No.9104601]

>>9104575
Uh-oh, pissed off noshrimper.

[Anonymous No.9104634]

Extortion, graft, theivery, drug dealing.
Gotta put food on the table.

[Anonymous No.9104673]

>>9104395
Full time IT Security, off hours consulting. Grossed $380k last year.

[Anonymous No.9104682]

>>9104536
No this is saltwater and most saltwater shrimp in tanks don't eat algae.

[Anonymous No.9105035]

>>9104395
i'm interested
these colors are beautiful
what do you do with them?
do people buy them for their fishtanks or what?
how do you sell them?

[Anonymous No.9105062]

Poker and crypto

[Anonymous No.9105768]

>>9105062
hi doug

[Anonymous No.9105829]

>>9105768
PEOPLE CAN'T ACTUALLY BE THIS RETARDED

[Anonymous No.9105880]

>>9105829
anons can't actually be this autistic

[Anonymous No.9105918]

Mining obviously

[Anonymous No.9105957]

>>9105880
what the fuck are you talking about retard?

[Anonymous No.9105979]

>>9104673
How would I get into IT security anon? What programming language should I learn

[Anonymous No.9105997]

>>9104673
How many hours do u work and do you have to work in an office

[Anonymous No.9106111]

>>9105979
Same anon, different IP. You don't need to program to get into ITSEC, unless you want to do application security. ITSEC has a huge demand for skilled professionals. If you are interested in getting into it, get the following certifications:
Net+, GSEC, CISSA. Once you have your CISSA you can pretty much work anywhere you want and command a 6 figure salary.

>>9105997
40 hours (overtime occasionally). I work maybe 4-8 hours average on the weekends doing consulting, which is the easiest money ever. In most jobs, yes, you'll work in an office. However, given the insane demand for ITSEC professionals, you could probably find a job that is near 100% telecommute.

[Anonymous No.9106413]

>>9104395
investing in blue chips for quick flips to buy sick kicks den flipping those kicks for real tricks

[Anonymous No.9106504]

>>9105035
Yes they do, they are rare varieties for aquarium decoration. I sell them online.

[Anonymous No.9106539]

>>9106504
looks like a relaxing activity like small gardening
any ressources i should look into?

[Anonymous No.9106585]

>>9104673
Have you ever been to DefCon or BlackHat? I would like to know how RSA Conference compares to those.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9106672]

Sucky boomer penis and sell ass to creepy people

[Anonymous No.9107185]

>>9106111
Did you go to college? Can I get your job without college?

[Anonymous No.9107641]

>>9107185
I have a high school diploma and certifications. I've been in the industry for 10 years now. I started doing technical support at an antivirus company before I got my certs. Once I got my CISSA every single job I applied for got an interview and almost all of them made offers. You will pretty much get your pick of the litter if you know your stuff.

[Anonymous No.9107680]

>>9104673
Can you give me the rundown on consulting? Jesus fuck, dat salary

[Anonymous No.9107690]

>>9107641
>>9107185
>>9104673
>>9105979
>>9106111
Thank you for the valuable insight, this sounds fascinating and right up my alley. I've spent years tinkering with Linux and am a general neckbeard (although I can hide it)—does that help?

[Anonymous No.9107703]

>>9105062
are those tethers

[Anonymous No.9107713]

>>9107641
Alright awesome, you just made my year, really didn't want to go to college and rack up debt and waste 4 years of my life and not get anything out of it unless it was a stem degree. I'll def be looking into what you said, any other advice you can give me? Or Resources? I'm 19 btw about to turn 20

[Anonymous No.9107727]

>>9106111
>Net+, GSEC, CISSA. Once you have your CISSA
How long would it take someone with autistic dedication and a 105 IQ to get a CISSA cert? Also, would they hire me with no real work experience?

[Anonymous No.9107734]

>>9104395
Unironically sucking dicks

[Anonymous No.9107758]

>>9106672

your a girl right? can i please see your tits

[Anonymous No.9107784]

Hahaha Fishfag

[Anonymous No.9107785]

>>9105062
Office job. Trade crypto while on the clock

[Anonymous No.9107787]

3d printing.

[Anonymous No.9107854]

>>9107680
To consult you need to know your stuff. Typically you will specialize in one or a couple domains in the field. Its good to have an architect level understanding of administrating business networks as well. Making a name for yourself in the industry also works :)

I can make more money if I did full time consulting but my current work has more purpose.

[Anonymous No.9107927]

>>9107854
I'm a mid-late-20's NEET with no real work history except for starting a slew of mediocre businesses. I've been very self-driven in the past but I've never hit a big winner so to speak. I've amassed about $100k but otherwise I have no "real" work history—I just have a bunch of random low-level skills I've accumulated from having to do everything relating to a number of different businesses. I can do basic Linux server administration along with a huge array of other basic things, and I can sort of learn my way around new topics through sheer dedication and autism. tl;dr: I am a blank slate career-wise. I have no degree or credentials of any kind.

Is if feasible for me to blitz the cert and get a job doing this, or is that unrealistic in your opinion? I can dedicate my autism to one task and make it happen as I've done in the past.

[Anonymous No.9108038]

I’m trying to learn Solidity so I can write smart contracts. Either get picked up by a company, or freelance and do consulting.

[Anonymous No.9108057]

I buy and sell "replica" gold bars. Just selling one pays my bills for the month

[Anonymous No.9108059]

>>9107927
>>9107854
>>9107727
Also, what's the rundown on CISA vs CISSA? I get a lot of results for CISA but almost nothing for CISSA. I realize one is for security and one is more general (?) but beyond that, is CISSA much more niche / hard to get into / something else?

[Anonymous No.9108065]

>>9108057
I don't believe you
where do you sell them?

[Anonymous No.9108077]

I do cam porn on the side as a trap

[Anonymous No.9108085]

>>9108065
Online forums where I have already built up positive feedback from trading other legit stuff

[Anonymous No.9108099]

>>9108077
how much do you make bro

[Anonymous No.9108140]

>>9108085
surely there are finite numbers of these forums and once you get outed a single time you are simply fucked, plus the person has your IRL data unless you somehow do opsec

calling bullshit desu, funny LARP though

[Anonymous No.9108145]

>>9104395
Flipping cars
>buy at auction
>sell for £100 or £200 markup
>rinse - Repeat

This is also how I plan on avoiding (((taxes))) using a Monaco card to pay the auction with Visa debit when eventually the cards are released and declaring enough as income to stay under the radar

[Anonymous No.9108148]

>>9108059
By CISA you are referring to internal audit right?

[Anonymous No.9108152]

>>9107727
>>9108059
I guess it would depend on where you're starting from and how well you pick things up. You can read a book take 6 day boot camps and pass the exam. Conrad, Misenar, and Feldman write good books just make sure you get a new one, this one is a couple of years old. Lots of places are hiring junior level itsec positions.

After 4 years verifiable work in any of the 10 domains you qualify to get a CISSP, which is essentially the same as a CISSA, but proves experience.

https://www.isc2.org/Certifications/CISSP

[Anonymous No.9108171]

>>9108152
>I guess it would depend on where you're starting from and how well you pick things up. You can read a book take 6 day boot camps and pass the exam. Conrad, Misenar, and Feldman write good books just make sure you get a new one, this one is a couple of years old. Lots of places are hiring junior level itsec positions.
How are prospects in the Midwestern USA? Should I expect to relocate if I were to follow through with this?
>6-day bootcamp
Isn't that extremely low considering the apparent upside here?

I have nothing but time and a modest amount of seed money as I mentioned above

[Anonymous No.9108192]

>>9108099
Not much really so far I made 4 short videos and made like 400 bucks. Im not very well known or anything and I havent made anything new in months

[Anonymous No.9108205]

>>9108192
Why don't you do live camming and put a spin on it somehow?

[Anonymous No.9108208]

>>9108140
If I got outed, which hasn't happened, I'd deny it and it'd just be my word against there's and probably wouldn't even hurt me, unless it happened a few times. Other than that, it's not illegal to sell "replicas" if you believe they are real. Of course I only sell real gold bars though. There's literally no recourse for buyers.

[Anonymous No.9108220]

>>9108208
how the fuck are people not testing these bars the second they receive them? your story does not add up fren

[Anonymous No.9108266]

>>9108171
https://www.forbes.com/sites/jeffkauflin/2017/03/16/the-fast-growing-job-with-a-huge-skills-gap-cyber-security/#6950191f5163

With every year, the gap becomes larger. It grew nearly 3 times what was forecasted last year alone. If you want a job at one of the big companies, you're probably looking at virginia, texas, california, or abroad. Many small companies don't have IT Security teams in their budget. So you'd probably end up doing a lot of Operations/Admin work instead of focusing on security.

[Anonymous No.9108267]

>>9108205
Im busy plus I dont live alone so that might be a problem, I just cant whip out dildo whenever I want

[Anonymous No.9108284]

>>9108220
Because any legit gold bar comes in sealed packaging, and if you open the packaging, even if it's real gold bar, it pretty much destroys the value because no buyers will have confidence that it's legit. So no private buyer is going to open the packaging to take the bar out and test it. The only place that would do that is like a large company who melts gold down.

pic related is an example of gold bar packaging

[Anonymous No.9108290]

>>9108284
>Because any legit gold bar comes in sealed packaging, and if you open the packaging, even if it's real gold bar, it pretty much destroys the value because no buyers will have confidence that it's legit
Uh, this is bullshit. For one thing they can check the serial and the weight, for another it's a bar so it's pretty much just worth its gold weight, and you can do a specific gravity test on it and that'll reveal your scam immediately

[Anonymous No.9108338]

>>9108290
Okay, dude. Don't believe me. I don't care. You've obviously never been on the darkweb. I'm not dealing with chink shit replicas. The shit I'm talking about is literally indistinguishable from the real thing, and the gold plating is thick enough to fool acid and scratch tests. Literally the only way to tell is to cut it in half.

[Anonymous No.9108344]

I just Uber while I wait for my amazon business to take off making about 18 dollars an hour after I calculate car upkeep/gas

[Anonymous No.9108361]

>>9108338
fascinating, where do you source your bars? how the hell do they even produce such good replicas? if what you're saying is true, surely they must cost a quarter of the price of a real bar

[Anonymous No.9108370]

>>9108290
Yeah and can't they just do a spectrometry test through the packaging too?

[Anonymous No.9108381]

>>9108338
>You've obviously never been on the darkweb.
This is how we know you're 15

[Anonymous No.9108390]

>>9108370
>>9108381
kek

[Anonymous No.9108419]

>>9108284
If this isn't larp, you are a fucking scumbag and should be shot.

I know you don't care cuz scumbags normally don't care that they are bottom feeders but yeah, that's what you are.

[Anonymous No.9108432]

>>9108338
man idgaf about the bars themselves.

I'm amazed at the level of guilt coping you're capable of to be as counterfeit as a person as you are and be ok with it.

It's spectacular, I am completely sincere when I say this. Please continue to be who you are, but also please go on vacation next time you feel like you deserve one.

[Anonymous No.9108446]

>>9108370
Are you retarded? Did you read anything of what I've said in this thread? I sell to private individuals. Those spectrometry machines are like upwards of $15k. No private individual is going to have access to one. And if they find a place that has one and will test their gold for them, it's too late because I already made money. Like how dense are you guys?

[Anonymous No.9108450]

>>9108284

>value decreasing if packet is opened

Gold isn't the same as pokemon cards you faggot

[Anonymous No.9108626]

>>9104601
>incoming, HAHA

[Anonymous No.9108631]

>>9108446
>>9108284
>>9108208
your posts are already archived, autismo

[Anonymous No.9108704]

>>9107727
If you have a sub 120 I.Q anything STEM is realisticly out of the question.

t.anon with a 114IQ that tried CS and failed miserably Becuase of his I.Q

[Anonymous No.9108718]

>>9108704
I've never been tested but I find it hard to imagine that 120 is the cut-off, that'd mean the entire field is borderline gifted level and I'm certain that most programmers I've met are fucking retards

[Anonymous No.9108778]

>>9105918
y no asic?

[Anonymous No.9108790]

>>9108718
Maybe you could be a low level code monkey with a sub 120 I.Q but anyone in IT that makes 100k+ is near genius level.

[Anonymous No.9108809]

>>9108790
>but anyone in IT that makes 100k+ is near genius level

[Anonymous No.9108834]

>>9108790

[Anonymous No.9108860]

>>9108790
>hahaha

>oh wait, he's serious

[Anonymous No.9108866]

>>9108809
>>9108834
It is the truth though, do you really think big companies that make billions of dollars a year are going to pay a person with an average I.Q over 100k? That doesn't happen.

[Anonymous No.9108948]

>>9108866
Kek I made that and I'm a brainlet.

Just do shit that cost a lot of time and experience to learn.

[Anonymous No.9108958]

>>9108704
Thanks for confirming so I don't waste my time. Have come to this conclusion on my own being 110 iq fag.

Like maybe if I started programming early in life that would make up for it, but I'm 29 now.

[Anonymous No.9108967]

>>9104536

Fuck....I unironically want to keep shrimp....muh feels when a no-shrimper....

[Anonymous No.9109026]

>>9108866

You've never worked for a large corporation have you anon? The high IQ people too often are managed by high social intelligence types - basically looking good and being a "people person" is still the strongest play. Obviously they can't be total brainlets - but yeah, every team of smelly autists has higher-paid wranglers of popular Chads and Bettys that manage them so the business executives don't need to befoul themselves with talking to them directly.

[Anonymous No.9109043]

>>9108958
It only takes like 1-3 years to plateau in programming. a genius programming for 2 years will be better than an average person programming for 10

[Anonymous No.9109078]

>>9109026
How do I become a Chad wrangler? Can you become one with a 114 I.Q?

[Anonymous No.9109086]

>>9104395

Fuck I want a hobby like this that I can make money from.

I thought about cultivating bonsai trees but they take 3 years minimum to mature to a level where you can make decent money off them from seed.

[Anonymous No.9109105]

>>9108790

Not true. I'm only 132 (as in, not internet quiz bullshit), and I have my own business, 2 staff and profit well over 200k last fy. In software. Discipline, consistency, organization, social skills etc all more than compensate for lower IQ. Learn about memory systems etc too - just brute force memorise the algos, patterns and common constructs you need so you're minimising your need to create from scratch or consider what to do.

[Anonymous No.9109131]

>>9109105
You just proved my point, 132 is genius/near genius level. Genetics are everything, unless you have a high I.Q you will never get far in I.T.

[Anonymous No.9109151]

>>9104395
selling cheap chink shit online. only net 2k/month but that's enough to sustain my neet lifestyle and give my folks some 'rent' money

[Anonymous No.9109162]

>>9108967
No shrimper fags will never make it

[Anonymous No.9109184]

>>9109086
The best time to plant a tree is now

[Anonymous No.9109250]

>>9109184
Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here.

[Anonymous No.9109283]

>>9109250
God I wish that was me

[Anonymous No.9109308]

>>9108778
I don't live in a 3rd world country

[Anonymous No.9109310]

>>9109078

Of course! Lurk /fit/, concentrate on learning to make people like you, dress well, usual social skill stuff. Do a commerce or business degree or something, and just minor in CS so you can talk to coders without actually being one. Doesn't matter if you only get a C, your social skills are what you're going to use to get a job. Get into project management when you enter the workforce.

Basically, you need to herd cats - a bunch of grumpy autists that can't get shit done without endless bickering. You translate what the business actually needs into small, manageable tasks and force the coders to at least vaguely produce that via clever ego stroking and subtle threats. When they're stuck, you're the one to suggest they take a break, put someone else on it etc. And meanwhile, the flashy business suits with great hair and perfect teeth need you to translate back to them how things are going, what technical challenges there are etc. They HATE programmers mostly (seriously, now I'm in my own business I don't mention that I still write code when in a meeting - I have to fake sneer contemptuously with my clients quite often at "code monkeys"), and since half this shit is political, and programmers don't understand that a lot of the time, you have to play the game for them.

It's good money too - my Father in law gets 250k per year minimum doing this for example. It's actually really important to the programmers they have a decent manager too - pms who suck make their lives miserable.

[Anonymous No.9109356]

>>9109131

Nah, genius isn't til 140 plus (depending on the scale) - and it's a log scale. I'm a long way off.

[Anonymous No.9109442]

>>9109283

[Anonymous No.9109941]

>>9106672
pls be qt azn

[Anonymous No.9110403]

>>9105979
>>9106111
My job right now is basically telling a software developer to update OpenSSL (and other shit) and keeping track of what security patch is in what stream.
Though my true role isn't really security and I'm compensated well, but not six figs.
Is what I do directly applicable to the security field? It's worthwhile to my company, but I'm not sure if I could take that and branch out. Think certs are necessary if I already have experience?

I would have no idea what to actually sell myself as if I tried to do consulting, even though I'm pretty knowledgeable.

How do I avoid
>security clearance
And do you have to do an FBI background check? (fingerprinted)

[Anonymous No.9110473]

>>9110403
>My job right now is basically telling a software developer to update OpenSSL (and other shit) and keeping track of what security patch is in what stream.
That is technically vulnerability management. So yes, that aspect is security-related.
>How do I avoid security clearance / background checks
Don't work for the government/military or companies that contract with them.

[Anonymous No.9110514]

I just got hired onto a nootropic and biohacking startup recently. We are developing smart drug and life extension based formulations. Website is almost ready for public launch, currently taking orders for fiat and crypto as well.

https://extrasynaptic.com

[Anonymous No.9110630]

>>9110473
>That is technically vulnerability management. So yes, that aspect is security-related.
I mean that it's a small part of my current job. Of course depending on who I talk to I can play it up. Is this a good spot to be in? I'm just not sure what job titles I should be looking at. For example I know nothing about application security.

>Don't work for the government/military or companies that contract with them.
So there's enough opportunity without government contracts? Every time I look around I get discouraged because even private companies like MITRE and Deloitte do government contracts.

Anyway thanks anon, good to hear this.

[Anonymous No.9111057]

>>9109151
where do you sell and how do you market? do you maintain inventory or dropship?

[Anonymous No.9111078]

>>9104395
I make jewelry, custom projects as well as personal that I post on my website. Shit is fun af.

[Anonymous No.9111120]

I sew and knit custom order meme plushies or crypto related plushies. I am pretty broke and in need of cash very soon so this is the best I can do whilst taking care of my very ill grandmother whilst spending time with her. Hard to explain why I'm sewing plushie frogs though...... Will post pics if anyone is interested.

[Anonymous No.9111172]

>>9111120
Was going to call you a faggot, poorfag etc. But it's very noble that you take care of your grand mother and spend time so she's not alone show me your plushie anon.

[Anonymous No.9111261]

>>9111172
am roastie not a faggot

Heres one of my first pepe's I did. I'll link a few more

[Anonymous No.9111295]

>>9111172
Here's a SS uniform I made for a pepe plush. I'm still trying to sell the pepe plush currently because the buyer hasn't gotten back to me yet. Hopefully he will.

[Anonymous No.9111311]

>>9111261
whack

[Anonymous No.9111319]

>>9111120
Here's an in progress Axie cryptocurrency plushie I am custom making. I've gotten a little bit of work done since this pic but cannot be fucked taking a pic whilst its dark out.

[Anonymous No.9111336]

>>9110514
This is a future line of work that interests me; might I ask what your degree choices were? I keep pivoting between biomedical science & biotechnology.

[Anonymous No.9111347]

>>9111120
and here's a pillow I made today. Not gonna spam the thread more but if anyone is interested im glad to drop some contact info

[Anonymous No.9111436]

>>9108967
how do I learn about caring for a colony of shrimpbros

[Anonymous No.9111496]

>>9111261
Looks like shit try harder and post tits roastie

[Anonymous No.9111506]

>>9111347
How much for the Nazi peepee

[Anonymous No.9111538]

>>9108192
Proof faggot

[Anonymous No.9111562]

>>9111506
current guy has offered me 500 dollars for the pepe with the outfit - the original pepe by matt furie isnt in circulation or to be created any more. It also has copper wire in it so you can pose it in any way you want.

drop your email / discord information if you're interested.

[Anonymous No.9111715]

>>9111562
You want me to pay 500 for a frog made of felt that's popular on a anime N.E.E
T image board but won't even show me your tits or panties ???

[Anonymous No.9111820]

>>9111715
i have a boyfriend who I am planning on marrying and im not even very good looking

the rules of the internet were put into place to avoid women going onto the internet and using their female status to gain attention points and basically be an attention thot. thus the tits or GTFO was born. my post has nothing to do with me being a female, other than me stating I'm not one of the worst things in the world (a fag). I've been on 4chan since about 2006 when I was just a kid.

rule 33 faggot

[Anonymous No.9112115]

>>9111820
but i wana c boobie :888

[Anonymous No.9112151]

>>9112115

[Anonymous No.9112867]

>>9111347
you might as well throw contact info down in case someone finds it in the archive

[Anonymous No.9112948]

>>9104556
brb going to visit buttcoin

[Anonymous No.9113014]

>>9111538

[Anonymous No.9113093]

>>9111295
That's nice can you make a Bitbean plush I'd pay top bean for one.

[Anonymous No.9113193]

>>9112867
yeah
quixoticalvixen at gmail dot com
Hit me up

>>9113093
Yes I can. Give me an email or drop your discord information.

[Anonymous No.9113398]

>>9108038
Solidity assembly is fun.

[Anonymous No.9113445]

>>9104673
part time computer hacker/ social engineer. Net $420k last year.

[Anonymous No.9113815]

>>9111820
>bringing attention to your gender
fuck off

[Anonymous No.9113848]

>>9104395
Beekeeping. Honey is as good a storage of value as any, keeps for thousands of years, and in a SHTF scenario, can be eaten, unlike most other stores of value.

[Anonymous No.9113869]

>>9111295
the first thing i'm buying when I make it is one of these
not even joking

[Anonymous No.9113898]

>>9111295
bruh im the most frugal person on biz but i'd pay top dollar for that mein man. where 2 cop?

[Anonymous No.9113919]

>>9113848
Honey may offer an alternative means of preserving a nutrient-rich food such as milk, meat without refrigeration, without compromising taste, improving quality when SHTF.

[Anonymous No.9114003]

>>9111820
contradictory buttroll

[Anonymous No.9114008]

>>9113919
Exactly. I'm rather proud of how my hives are coming along too.

[Anonymous No.9115081]

>>9105880
true and not true

[Anonymous No.9115372]

>>9113869
>>9113898
email me or drop your information and I'll get back to you

[Anonymous No.9115407]

Hotel receptionist. I've built up a rep over the last 5 years as being the most reliable guy in the reception.
>as many hours as I want
>hotels within the chain literally fighting over having me work their extra shifts
>people look to me the same way they look to a manager

The jobs is 95% chill and 5% fucking insanity. Worth it though.

[Anonymous No.9115899]

$20 a month from Amazon merch. Too lazy to put work into it but I'm also way passed it's golden period.