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Insomniacs Edition

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

> It's been X days, why isn't my account verified yet?
Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
The only "plans" are on an Australian and Chinese beta. Neither of which has gained much traction.

Interactive Brokers
>$1 commission per 100 shares. $10k minimum to open, $3k if 25 or under. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Movers:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
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S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

*FUCK OFF CRAMER*

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE&t=6s [Embed] [Embed]

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>>9693000

>> No.9700175

nap time is over

>> No.9700220

>>9700154
<3

>> No.9700236
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I have a few lowball orders set for opening tomorrow. Something about the looks of the charts on my watchlist today makes me think there's going to be a dip and bounce kinda opening hour tomorrow. I can't pinpoint exactly why I think this will be the case but my ass thinks it will be.

>> No.9700250

the stock market is closed right now

>> No.9700252
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So how long will this trade war spat last before it's tabled? I'm gonna cash out all my shit, wait for the S&P500 to tank below 2600, and buy everything cheaper.

>> No.9700313

>>9700252
just a few minutes

>> No.9700315

>>9700236
>but my ass thinks it will be.

Most people listen to their gut, why do you listen to your ass?

>>9700252

Until the cheeto is out of office.

>> No.9700323
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Good morning /smg/

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>>9700323

Hello

>> No.9700343

>>9700252
>Implying we've ever not been in a trade war

>> No.9700345

>>9700252
Canada and EU already announced countertariffs. It's only getting worse from now. It's a zero-sum game, everyone's gonna be hit.

>> No.9700352

>>9700250
The stock market is never closed.

>>9700236
I think that's a waste of time. We'll probably see the stocks rise pre market and drop as the day goes on. That's what happened yesterday and we seem set for it to happen today too considering how shit everything is starting.

>> No.9700359

>>9700345
This is why we should never have given into fair trade deals with these pajeets across the border and the ocean. We should have ruled out markets and theirs with an iron fist.

>> No.9700373

>>9700359
The US economy built its strength on global free trade you retard.

>> No.9700384

>>9700352
This is my prediction too. I've got a long position I'm hoping to close right before or after the bell. Depending on how the market performs I might buy back in around 10 oclock

>> No.9700385

friendly reminder green day tomorrow

>> No.9700399

>>9700220
Still fucking stoked about my bonds play.
Fucking watch this shit play out on TLT, plebs

>> No.9700417

>>9700373
Lies. It was built of national trade and global trade but not "free" trade, you're confusing "free trade" with "global trade".

If you think we used to not flex our muscles and importance against other countries then you're a damn fool.

>> No.9700437

>>9700417
Keep on supporting Agent Orange, I'm pretty sure your companies like when their supply chains get torn to shreds by tariffs :^)
In my company we got a notice to start to replace all US-sourced chemicals already.

>> No.9700447

>>9700399

looks as exciting as watching paint dry

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>>9700437

>> No.9700455

>>9700448
Well, we had already cancelled a big order from AMAT earlier, and I'm benchmarking chemicals to replace a DuPont product rn at work.

>> No.9700466

>>9700437
Lol I'm not even a trump supporter you cuck. I'm actually more liberal than you think but nice ego over there making it about Trump randomly for no reason even though my post mentioned nothing about supporting him specifically. What I said is a fact whether you like it or not.

What does your company make? Onions products I'm assuming?

>> No.9700471

>>9700455
sounds like fake news

>> No.9700489

>>9700315
>Most people listen to their gut, why do you listen to your ass?

My gut is an idiot. My ass is correct 50.001% of the time.

>> No.9700492

>>9700471
Most assuredly fake news. It's all that soi rotting his brain.

>> No.9700512

>>9700466
>Onions products I'm assuming?
Advanced microelectronics. Amongst a lot of other things, we are the ones who developped the latest iPhone X imagers and the low-consumption chip tech for GloFo (FDSOI).

>>9700471
Nope, it's a pain in the ass actually but we were warned early of the need to reduce our orders from the US, especially specialty chemicals.

>> No.9700525

>>9700512
explain company reasoning for dropping Dow chemicals for non-US
This only happens for Avocados

>> No.9700551

>>9700525
Given the political situation, we can't really rely on US chemicals, especially if we ge a price hike of 25% overnight due to tariffs. Better be safe than sorry and look for alternatives. For now I've settled on german and french specialty chemicals.

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>>9700551
if you say so
I for one, will buy the american chemical dip

air products, cf, kmg
ect ect

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9700631

Planning on shorting 3000 shares of VKTX first thing tomorrow morning. There almost has to be a pull back right?

>> No.9700644

>>9700631
Treat certain stocks the way you would treat a pussy. You wouldn't stick your dick in there and do nothing for 30 minutes right? Go in and out of that shit.

>> No.9700676

>>9700619
Well it's still a fucking pain in the ass to replace a specialty chemical and it's not cheap, the suits probably have good reasons for that.

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>>9700676
Your company is smol and means nothing to the golden bull!
Pump it!

>> No.9700730

>>9700698
We are smol but we sell manufacturing IP. If we stop using some machinery or chemicals for our chips, the guys who buy our IP will follow suit (GloFo, TSMC, Samsung, STM).
But it's still a drop in the ocean, I don't thing DuPont will crash because we cancel a 3-millions yearly contract.

>> No.9700739

Just as a heads up. HMNY is going to get pumped hard today, this is the beginning of its bull run to $2.

>> No.9700780

>>9700399
Holy shit the 10 yr. treasury is struggling so fucking hard with this $120 level, just like earlier this week. This is fucking wild.
There must be an absolutely massive number of puts right on that resistance line.

>> No.9700797

>>9700447
It is if you aren't using options.
I'm seriously most likely going to make a few grand off this, doubling my investment on it within a week.
This is how you make the big bucks off the Italian FUD.

>> No.9700832

>>9700797
Just in: the 2 parties have managed to put an actual government together. It's fresh off the presses, like not even 1h ago.

>> No.9700854

>>9700832
THANKS!
Is this good or bad for their bonds?
I see their futures mooning. And ours. And my TLT short putting in some strong effort.
So I'm guessing good, but I like hearing DD from others.

>> No.9700867

>>9700854
It's probably good, since it means they won't have to do another election in a few months. Euro stocks opened up, I'm full green this morning.

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>>9700854
As for the US bonds, look out for the NFP figures
Overly good figures would mean more inflation and robust economy and that would affect market expection of the number of rate hikes

imo, the FED will stick to their plan through thick and thin.

I think outstanding NFP figures would be bad for bonds and vice-versa for bad figures. What is currently priced in is good NFP figures.

(bear in mind that I am a brainlet lurking on a Pakistani bride kidnapping imageboard what do I know)

>also buy ROAD

>> No.9700982

>>9700947
Kek. That earnings meme.
>As for the US bonds, look out for the NFP figures
When does that come out again?
>Overly good figures would mean more inflation and robust economy and that would affect market expection of the number of rate hikes
More inflation = more rate hikes, which I would like for this position.
>imo, the FED will stick to their plan through thick and thin.
I agree! Just read an interview of one of their bigwigs saying just that yesterday. The market started pricing in fewer rate hikes over the past few days, which means they are going to high in price.
>I think outstanding NFP figures would be bad for bonds and vice-versa for bad figures. What is currently priced in is good NFP figures.
I want bad news for bonds here.
>(bear in mind that I am a brainlet lurking on a Pakistani bride kidnapping imageboard what do I know)
Bonds flew up over 2% on Monday.
>BONDS.
That should not happen!
That is irrational exuberance -- most likely from relative shorting strategies of Italy.
I feel like a lot of these shorts might unwind tomorrow off the news.

>> No.9701026

>>9700982
>I want bad news for bonds here.
My retarded guess was not clear :

>better than expected NFP figures = strong inflation and economy
Market would expect additional rate hikes so bonds should dip

>disspointment on the NFP figures
Market would expect a dovish stance from the FED and bonds will bump

But in my opinion, whatever the figures, the FED will in reality stick to their plan and a revert to the mean will happen at their next shitpost

NFP figures will be released @ 8:30

>> No.9701061

>>9701026
8:30 today?
I think they'll stick to their plan too.

>> No.9701071

>>9701061
>I think they'll stick to their plan too.
yeah but the market won't care until the next shitpost
You still bearish on bonds right ?

>> No.9701079

>>9700739
Is u dumb

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>this opening
Honhonhon

>> No.9701104

>>9701071
Not a single put expires before July 20th.
I can wait for the next shitpost.

>> No.9701137

>>9701104
The EU merely kicked the can down the road again for Italy and the problems will surely reappear in the coming month
So I don't think US bonds are in a bear market yet
But I think you might be able to take profits on your puts meanwhile

>> No.9701173

>>9701137
In order to make that massive short on Italy, hedge funds were buying the fuck out of German bonds and US treasuries.
The US treasuries got overvalued here. I'm sure there'll be a good point somewhere in here for taking profits.
I can stick this shit out all the way until January if I have to. That's when most of my puts expire.

>> No.9701192

I bet there's a fuckton of options marked for 120 on US treasuries that expire today.
We're probably seeing that really fuck with the price, just like what happened with P flying from like 7 on the dot to 6 on the dot a few weeks or more ago.
After today, it might move more freely if I'm right.

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WHOA!! LOOK UP THE NEWS ON CITIGROUP AND DUCHE BANK REGARDING ANZ!
>Banks are caught red handed
Not kidding.

>> No.9701311

Also really hoping OKTA and SHOP surpass all understanding at how much they gain tomorrow. Jesus lift this market up and bring TLT down for my lads.

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Lots of hot news coming out today!

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>>9701364
AND I WAS RIGHT AGAIN!
CHINESE CORPORATE FUCKING SOCK PUPPETS!

>> No.9701383

>>9701364
>>9701373
What do I invest in 2 Scoops? Looks like a storm is brewin’.

>> No.9701394

>>9700154
red pill me on stocks

>> No.9701445

>>9701383
SPY is baked in at a 271.5 open today.
Bonds will go down!(tm)
I have no idea how to trade this short term, but I'm currently long SPY and short TLT.
I FUCKING HATE CHINESE TECH, and also US tech is already overvalued, so we might be set for a MEGA crash in the following:
>BABA
>BIDU
>Tencent
>IQ
>BZUN
Timing a crash is hard as fuck though. I expect irrational exuberance to continue for another good month or two minimum.
Green day today.
Green month.
Blood red for 3mo. to 12mo. out. Yeah. Fuck you.

>> No.9701462

>>9701284
Is this going to affect C and DB on the nyse or mostly just in nee zealand/aus?

>> No.9701471

>>9701394
Stocks actually go up on average. Bitcoin does this too so far. Milocoin did not.
They have these quarterly sheets that come out, and they're SUPER, SUPER standardized, so you can't just take a bunch of cute photos of your team and write a several paragraph essay on futurism memes.
Also, the ones that do pay dividends aren't inflating/devaluing the security itself -- dividend cryptos, no larpo, do not work.
>less hot air
>more likely to go up
>harder to exit scam

>> No.9701485

All manufacturing indexes green in Europe but German industry stalling, good growth in France and Italy confirmed

>> No.9701504

>>9701485
Greece and Ireland have the biggest industrial growth this semester.

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>>9701471
Post your options pls mr 2 scoops

>> No.9701537

>>9701383
Oooh. You could try going long on good tech, and hedging it with puts on shit tech.
AAPL is pretty solid right now. Warren Buffett's holding them.
So,
>long -- AAPL, GOOG, AMZN
>short -- P, SNAP, FIT, GPRO
That's mega risk and a long term play though. I'm probably not actually going to do that until it starts looking really dicey in another month.

Here's a better play that I actually am switching to:
Consumer discretionaries. No larpo.
>KHC
>PEP
>SJM
>NWL
These are value plays from Nikkei poster.
Since Warren Buffet is holding AAPL, you could even throw that in there to spice things up.
Don't do call options on this shit -- I'm not.
^ do this last one. I've already got 3k-5k invested this way. This is definitely what I'm going all in on when I unwind my bond puts.

>> No.9701541

Also careful, Spain is in political turnmoil, their government could be impeached.

>> No.9701565

>>9701537
Why no call options?

>> No.9701579

Rajoy is not prime minister anymore in Spain, socialist to seize the power.

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>>9701520
2k TLT puts.
All my other options are small shit that I should not have picked up.

3/4 of my money is straight stocks, no options.

TLT is going to keep fighting to get below this wicked resistance at $120, then I'm getting the fuck out of these puts.

>> No.9701661

>>9701612
Why do you think TLT is not going to go past 120? Besides historic resistance reasons? Italy?

>> No.9701684

>>9701565
I have a couple for my straddle on HMNY and SDRL, but those are just little games to prove to myself why my strategy there shouldn't have worked. ($200 in options on HMNY, $200 on SDRL)
I rarely do big options plays though (over 1k of stuff).
FB was the last big options play that I made, and with calls, if you check the 1 year chart you can see why.

Most of my gains have come from straight holding these, which I still am holding right now (at over 1k each):
>SHOP
>AMZN
>SQ
>FB
>DPZ
>NVDA
I'll usually hold for months at a time, so that percent isn't everything I made off them.
However, I'm a huge tech player and I am genuinely concerned about tech being overvalued, so a few of the other stocks that you don't see are (no larpo) Nikkei poster's consumer disposables, which I have at least 3k of.
>PEP
>KHC
>SJM
>GIS
Adding Newell today.

>> No.9701706

Rail reform passed senate in France, unions totally routed.

>> No.9701708

why don't u goys bet on Forex that may leverage to 1:100?
USD/JPY are a good pair to predict.
>conned by banker elites

>> No.9701720

>>9701661
It SHOULD go below 120. I think there's a fuck ton of people with the same play as me, and that's keeping it elevated for now.
Every time that sucker hits 119.99, I'm betting that a put option for $120 gets executed.

This is why my puts are so far out. Weird shit can keep the market irrational for weeks, as I learned with FB.
By the way, I've got 28k in there and 6k of profits, so I'm fully prepared to just eat this whole thing off as a 2k loss. Don't copy me this heavily unless you can do the same.

>> No.9701732

Spain new socialist government has no majority in parliament. Expect absolutely nothing coming from spain in the next few months.

What a day.

>> No.9701751

>>9700154
How does Robinhood handles dividends?

>> No.9701756

>>9701661
Oh, yeah, this is a play off Italy.
In order to short Italy, hedge firms bought TLT for how they do their strategy.
However, I believe TLT got way, way overbought -- TLT pumped over 2% on Tuesday which is a completely wild move even for SPY which is significantly more volatile... These are bonds. They shouldn't move.
So, it should go down.
But, on the way down, it keeps sticking on this 120 number. And I think a crowded options position is the reason why.

>> No.9701759

>>9701684
>PEP
>KHC
>SJM
>GIS
Are these all bottomed out in your opinion?

>>9701720
This is all very education for me I have a lot less than you do currently, but I just started. I only have about 1.2k in the game. I'm hoping I can make a few buckos on dudeweedlmao even though it's probably priced in I imagine a bit of a run when Canada passes legalization.
My long holds are:
>BABA
>TWTR
>MSFT
Medium:
>CGC
>CY
Short:
>GRPN
>CRON
and some very very very small options just so I can get a feel for the game

>> No.9701846

>>9701759
>PEP
>KHC
>SJM
>GIS
>Are these all bottomed out in your opinion?
Don't count on it short term, but I am going to dump more money in some of those, and definitely NWL today. I trust them to stay up more than tech.
Nikkei poster can give you some info on them. He memes a lot, but I think he has a great eye for value. Does a lot more due diligence than me too.

>This is all very education for me I have a lot less than you do currently, but I just started. I only have about 1.2k in the game. I'm hoping I can make a few buckos on dudeweedlmao even though it's probably priced in I imagine a bit of a run when Canada passes legalization.
I only started with like $500, and that was about 18 months ago.
I don't play weed stocks. I'm a software engineer so I have an intuitition for tech and that's where most of my gains are.

>My long holds are:
>>BABA
>>TWTR
>>MSFT
>Medium:
>>CGC
>>CY
>Short:
>>GRPN
>>CRON
I like MSFT, BABA is kinda sketchy due to china.

I don't like to legitimately short things. I'll do puts instead, but my long positioning is always much larger than my short positioning, and those puts are more of a hedge -- I'm huge on tech and sometimes panic a little about a market crash like Feb/March happening again, so I grabbed puts on P, SNAP, FIT, GPRO -- the shit tech that really ought to collapse first and hardest.

>> No.9701890

>>9701759
Here, read this about BABA.
https://deep-throat-ipo.blogspot.com/
Also, go hunt down this WSJ article:
>>9701373
I'd recommend reading them if you really intend to stay in BABA. I totally refuse to buy Chinese tech. Those companies are so uncanny; they spook the hell out of me.

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>>9701846
Interesting. Thank you for your time 2 scoops. You've helped me greatly.

>> No.9701896

>>9701890
I've read portions of it, but I'll read all of it. I'm long on BABA because I believe the Chinese government would never let it die, I could care less about how hollow it is as long as I can get some gains out of it.

>> No.9701970

>>9701893
I also really like the following resource:
thepatternsite.com
Good shit on candlestick patterns -- he has all their accuracies, and it's usually around 66%, little better than a coin flip.
My DD usually includes at the very minimum glancing at:
>P/E ratio
(is it cheap like KHC? is it fucked like NFLX? cheap for tech like FB?)
>the EPS that's available on Robinhood
(are they all negative like SNAP? Is it accelerating like NVDA?)
>The 5 year price chart
(Don't fall for TVIX, DRYS. Is it really straight and always positive like LMT, NOC, MSFT, NVDA?)

>> No.9702072

>>9701485
short euro bonds as these data require the BCE to be more hawkish

>> No.9702092

>>9702072
BCE is not going hawkish until at the very least Q2 2019.

>> No.9702159

>>9701708
don't can you into predicting USDJPY pair ?
That fucking Kuroda just rekt my JPY long with his JGB tapering
Because I think this tapering would mean more JPY released into the market, and thus making it weaker, right ?

>> No.9702182

>>9701751
The jewish way:
they launch the dividend proceeds into the air: everything that falls to the ground is for them to keep and the part that stays into the air is for Yahve (you)

>> No.9702233

>>9702092
which is very contradictory with the sets of good data
short EUR

>> No.9702243

>>9702072
>>9702092
I'm pretty sure the report just came out and said your inflation has shot up.

>> No.9702254

>>9702233
Not at all. Inflation excluding energy prices is still low and will likely stay low as long as unemployement stays high in southern Europe and Finland.

>> No.9702263

OH SHIT.
OH SHIT.
OH SHIT.
TLT futures is below $120!
We have lift off! We have lift off!
E R E C T

>> No.9702265

>>9702243
Yep, the inflation shot to 1.9%, but the major contribution was energy prices, which are not taken into account for rates revision.

>> No.9702356

>>9702263
Good job scoops I always believed in you.

>> No.9702382

Whats for lunch today bois

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>>9702382
Dunno but it seems like a trade war can't stop me being green across the board.

>> No.9702448

>>9702382
I'll be engrossed in a nap by lunchtime. But I'm gonna cook myself a nice large breakfast. I have croissant dough in the fridge to bake, some jam, fresh strawberries, eggs, bacon, orange juice, and coffee.

>> No.9702477

>>9702263
Wait for the actual release
It bonds are dropping, that mean market expect the job figures to be very good

>> No.9702488

>>9702382
two hardboiled eggs

>> No.9702520

>>9702477
I'm just happy about Italy coming through. That was my play here.
If the numbers for inflation aren't good, fuck it, I'll wait and double down somewhere.

>> No.9702525

>>9702477
I bet those inflation numbers could fuck with SPY too.

>> No.9702534

What is the Chink Netflix stock?

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Good morning /smg/ how was your night? I wanna go back to bed but I got work to do, at least it's Friday. Question on dividends, can I just sell the stock once it passes the ex-div or do I have to hold until I get the dividend?

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>>9702356
Thx bb

>> No.9702589

>>9702520
>>9702525
As strange as it may seem, good NFP numbers means a more hawkish FED stance

But future are green so I am a retard ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>> No.9702757

Why the fuck is it a sea of green this morning? So that's it, should I go leveraged long Europe?

>> No.9702776

>>9702589
Dude, macro is confusing as fuck.
I really should've taken macroeconomics in college or high school.

>>9702757
The new government was successfully formed in Italy. FUD has been delayed.

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>>9702757
You'd probably be getting in too late to make much profit doing a leveraged long on recovery from the Italy situation.
The time to get in was around Tuesday.
Pretty soon it'll be time to go back to being short.

>> No.9702861

Morning all

>> No.9702903

>>9702534
IQ.
But it's shit.
See here:
>>9701373

>> No.9702972

>>9701970
P/E is priced in... In fact it has no correlation to future performance.

Why even look at it? There are factors that do correlate with future returns, yet people still look at P/E

>> No.9703121

>>9702972
Correct. It has no correlation with company's future ability to turn a profit. It's how much bang you get for your buck.
What do you use?

>> No.9703167
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9703167

Nice

>> No.9703181

Stellar NFP data
Market is expecting a hawkish FED policy sendinnng bonds tumbling
And economy is stronger than ever hence the sea of green

ALL PRAISE EMPEROR TRUMP
MAGA
A
G
A

>> No.9703199

>>9703181
>Stellar NFP data
YES
>Market is expecting a hawkish FED policy sendinnng bonds tumbling
YES. YES. YES.
>And economy is stronger than ever hence the sea of green
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<3 <3 <3
>ALL PRAISE EMPEROR TRUMP
T R U M P

Thanks, dude! I really was curious :)

Next time I heard I should use TIP instead of TLT.

>> No.9703210
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black unemployment down to 5.9% from 6.6%, the lowest since tracking began

>> No.9703219

>>9703181
>>9703199
Rev up the TLT shorts again?

>> No.9703226
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9703226

>>9702972
keep falling for the memes. PE has the highest correlation with returns. it should be the very first thing you look at.

>> No.9703257

>>9703219
I reckon we buy all the puts on TLT. I'm lookin at the november $100 ones.

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>>9703219
If you didn't take the bearish bet before, making it now is a bit risky
And I will repeat myself : due to all the negative stuff ongoing (the shit in Europe and also Turkey are far from being solved, the global trade war), I don't think US bonds are in a lasting bearish trend.

>> No.9703285

PUMP IT

>> No.9703287

There is gap down in the S&P500 futures es=f...

>> No.9703290

>>9703266
Why would people buy bonds when our equities are undervalued?

>> No.9703365

>Pending: Dividend from Newell brands
baased

>> No.9703395
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9703395

>buy Valeo because dividends hit in 5 days
>it climbs 4% in one day

>> No.9703397

>>9701537
KHC is dicey to me. Buffet is a dick.
I’m long GIS BGS SJM PEP T VZ for value.

>> No.9703424

>>9703397
Well, also AFL NRZ and CY.

>> No.9703490
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Anyone else having a comfy premarket breakfast?

>> No.9703491
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9703491

Me have been shooken up this week
Balance thrown off
Not clue what happening

Three week chart shows clear end to upward trend.
Me am short @ 271

Penis is ???

>in other news, worse thing on earth happened to me last night
>am got job offer for network admin job, but had to decline because going through surgery right when they need me start working ;_;

>> No.9703495

check AMD, is it $7 yet you stupid fucktards

>> No.9703506

>>9703490
nice general mills brand yogurt

>> No.9703508

I keep fucking up my HMNY estimate. Now I'm thinking it is in fact going down to 16¢ in this first run, even though yesterday I said it wasn't.

Anyway, the important thing to remember is that we're getting a run this month and August. This month we're going to $2.5, dip way the fuck back down, and run back up to $7 in August. So even if you buy for 25¢ this month, 10x isn't bad.

>> No.9703509

>>9703219
Uh. No. It'll get close to priced in from here.
Idk what a good yield is but I was going to pussy out if the 10 yr. hits 3% today.
Maybe sooner.

>>9703290
I don't know if they're so undervalued... CAPE / PE was very high in January.
Too much loan FUD out there too.

>>9703397
Ok. I can see that. It's down a fucking ton already, so I thought it might be getting close to the bottom by now.

I'm grabbing AAPL and NWL today.
Maybe BGS.

>> No.9703510

>>9703495
Pre-market 13.96 +0.23 (1.68%)

oops, look like /smg/ was wrong about heading to $7. Maybe shut the fuck up if you are low IQ next time when someone comes in the thread shouting buy at $10.

stupid fuck, gj to buyers though

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9703521

>>9703491
Pump it

>> No.9703524
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>>9703226
This
But problems with pe is it most easiest metric for fudging
A skilled accountant can basically draw anything he want on pe

>> No.9703537

>>9703495
>>9703510
For those who are deep in tech, be careful, there may be a limited dip on Apple phone components suppliers.

>> No.9703542

>>9703491
Can't you talk to the hr or your internal contact about it?
If they liked you enough to give an offer it doesn't hurt to try.

>> No.9703555

>>9703491
You couldn't negotiate back the start a little?
That seems absurd.

Italy is dipping a bit and bonds are rebounding. Italy FUD may be returning -- and my play has confirmed that it'll work if we really do see TLT back at good shorting positions

>> No.9703564

>>9703181
TRUMP
R
U
M
P

>> No.9703581

>>9700252
USA has nothing to lose really, so as soon as the other sides break

>> No.9703586

>>9703510
do you have brain damage? you spam this in every thread.
i already responded to you twice and you ignored it.
i literally do not give a fuck as i had no position in amd at the time.
i'm buying some puts now. even if they fail I like the risk reward ratio.

i don't think people who get lucky on penny stocks are geniuses when they get a get a winner, you should seriously curb your ego or you're going to get rekt

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Whoa boy! Based bank of America! CHa Cha CHING

>> No.9703607

>>9703586
>1 time event
>penny stocks

nvidia $40
ILMN $160

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>>9703495
>>9703510
Please keep holding

>> No.9703627

>>9703607
why are you trying to impress me?

>> No.9703667

>>9703542
>>9703555
It's a contractor job, would hire me as private contractor. Actually more specifically would hire self under LLC.
So they not have care about disability or health.

>> No.9703691

Any good buys today everyone? Got money to spend.

>> No.9703705

>>9703691
>NWL
>AAPL
No larpo.
AAPL is the only non consumer discretionary that I'd buy. Otherwise, straight index shits.

>> No.9703706

Ok, I'm sick of Yahoo Finance's shitty website. They keep adding more and more scripts and bullshit to it and it's just running incredibly slow and taking up a lot of CPU resources. What do you guys recommend I use as a replacement?

I like the way that relevant information is presented on company pages on Yahoo Finance, you can quickly and easily glance over the "Summary" page and see the company's stock chart, recent news, graphs of past and projected earnings & financials, aggregated analyst recommendations, etc.

I like most of the features I just hate how bloated and slow the site has become for me.

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>>9703605
I've got a good feeling about today, friends!

>> No.9703717

>>9703691
I've got my eyes on $MU right now. If $DNR can climb to my limit sell, I'll be looking to buy something new as well

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9703722

/all time highs/, senpai.
I hope to pass on the gains soon.

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How are the HMNY cucks feeling today? Hopefully all you deluded bagholders will switch to the ALT rocket and recoup those devastating losses.

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>>9703705
buy the Post-div dump

>> No.9703749
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9703749

To the anon who tipped me onto NLST, Good fucking job m8.

>> No.9703751

>>9703667
Ah that makes more sense yeah that's unfortunate.

>> No.9703768

>>9703749
I've been holding NLST since the earnings report. I don't know whether I should sell now or be greedy.

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9703773

Good Morning everyone. Thanks to Bagholder for the Microsoft Money recommendation. I hope we don't get bogged at the end of the day.

>> No.9703778

GOOGL finally moving
This shit had been stagnant for months.

>> No.9703788

>>9703768
Set a a limit steadily 1-2 cents below current price as it climbs, just in case news today doesn't pan out.

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>>9703749
I can't believe it's actually mooning. Pump and dump?

>> No.9703808

>>9703768
Stop loss is for this very situation.

>> No.9703823

>>9703788
>>9703808
Hey thanks. I totally forgot about stop losses.

>> No.9703841

https://www.wsj.com/articles/newell-brands-finance-chief-retiring-at-end-of-year-1527859531?mod=yahoo_hs&yptr=yahoo

NWL's CFO is retiring at the end of the year. Additionally the company's Executive Vice President and Chief Development Officer is leaving his post June 30. NWL's President resigned in May. Additionally, NWL's board of directors is heavily populated with multiple seats occupied by the likes of Carl Icahn and activist hedge fund Starboard Value LP.

I don't think NWL is done falling yet, I'm going to hold off on making any purchase until the dust settles here. At some point it'll be a great value play but I think mid-teens will come before a recovery.

>> No.9703845

>>9700252
As long as Trump will raise tariffs there will be retaliation. Japan can't afford to shut up since the US hit their main sector (steel), Canada and Mexico just retaliated and the EU has announced what they will put their own tariffs on.
The EU even pushed the case to the WTO. Of course the WTO will fold, and it will be the end of the post-WW2 trade consensus.

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Praise BZUN!

>> No.9703894

>>9703845
Won't the tariffs help American businesses since it will be cheaper to purchase domestic steel and aluminum?

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9703922

Not doing too bad. Buffet Sama is my biggest bag. Hope everyone else is doing alright!

>> No.9703935

>>9703894
It won't lower the prices of domestic steel and aluminium, simply make imported steel more expensive. I'm pretty dubious it will actually cause US business to switch to US steel neither. After all, neither Europe, Canada nor Japan are known for their sweat shops and low costs.

>> No.9703936

>>9703894
>>9703894
>cheaper to purchase domestic steel and aluminum

Domestic steel will stay the same price, imported steel will just become more expensive in relation to domestic steel. Overall cost of producing goods will go up and as a result, the price of end products will also increase proportionally.

>> No.9703954

>>9703893
Dude.
I called it:
>>9701373
Those are
U N C O M F O R T A B L E
G A I N S

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>>9703521

>> No.9703977

>>9703841
NWL is HIGH RISK

>> No.9703980

>>9703935
So what you're saying is this is ultimately going to hurt Mexico since they have to pay more for the wall?

>> No.9703981

>>9703841
Very. Interesting.
CEO was on Cramer's show before the 50% nosedive!
I think he knew Icahn was going to fuck him!
I knew that was a fucking weird appearance for a CEO to make.

>> No.9703993

>>9703980
Probably not since they aren't going to pay for it.

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>> No.9704001

>>9703993
Nah they're going to like paying for it.

>> No.9704015

>>9703981
There is business tv channel in France in which CEO of failing companies appear before the dirty laundry is discovered

Come to think about it, TTWO CEO Zelnick appeared on Mad Money and we know he recently sold TTWO shares...

>> No.9704032

>>9704001
They are retaliating to small tariffs already, Trump will not be able to make them pay for it.

>> No.9704035
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STOP SELLING

>> No.9704052
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shes back

>> No.9704087

When am I going to start regretting having 1400 shares of ALT?

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>>9704087
When it hits $3 and you wish you had 10,000

>> No.9704120

>>9704087
why didn't you sell at open ?
It was +9%

>> No.9704123

>>9704103
Fire emblem, I see you too are a man of culture

>> No.9704142

>>9704123
Love FE, but if I have to wait any longer for a TRUE advance wars sequel I will burn NoA to the ground.

>> No.9704168

Pasta index dumping!
Treasuries on the rise!
Could become a good position for shorts again soon

>> No.9704177

MSFT Finally crossed 100

>> No.9704184
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9704184

NLST!!! You son of a bitch!

>> No.9704187

>>9704123
How do you think the Orange/Citrus tariffs levied by Canada going to affect your state?

>> No.9704208

>>9704187
I'm more of a banana man

>> No.9704211

>>9703993
25% taxes on remittances to the country, it's paid for

>> No.9704233
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KTOS!!!!

>> No.9704263

Sold Cisco so have cash, now the day is done

>> No.9704272

>>9704233
>These flights successfully demonstrated and validated multiple capabilities unachievable by previous unmanned aircraft systems in this category.
sounds interesting. do you know any timeline they can expect to get more money?

>> No.9704350

CBOE looks to be a good price
buying Clorox as well

>> No.9704489

My NLST stop loss triggered. I still made good gains, so I can live with it.

>> No.9704557

>>9703749
I've been shilling it here for weeks. Sold half of mine at .27. Its all gravy for me now.

>> No.9704563

>US tariffs steel and german cars
>EU tariffs US spirits, cosmetics, agricultural products and motorbikes
Is it me or someone is low-key playing Merkel like a fiddle ?

>> No.9704579

>>9704563
Also the very timely DB FUD.

>> No.9704588

>>9704563
The proposed EU tariffs are cute

>> No.9704610

>>9704588
It's retaliatory tariffs, they will have the same volume in USD as US ones.

>> No.9704619

Legalization vote for ayyy weed is in a week. According to my broker, bigger fish haven't jumped into the market in a big way.. Afraid most of it will be priced in expecting a Yes vote, but maybe the normie investors will cause a spike.


Thoughts? Just loaded up more ACBFF, POTN, APHQF, and LXRP this morning.

>> No.9704634
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>finally land a job that let's me pay my debts and save up money considerably
>I could even start monthly long term stock investing
>every has been going up the last few years
It's all gonna crash again in 2-3 years, right? Maybe I have to wait until then. No fucking way am I gonna buy anything overpriced to start things off with

>> No.9704636

>>9704563
agricultural products are probably enough to offset our steel imports from EU (though I haven't actually looked.. just bullshitting). I know we export a little over $50 billion a year on corn, basedbeans and poultry.

>> No.9704644

>>9704634
I meant to say that every index has been going up.

>> No.9704655

>>9704634
The crash is already priced in.

>> No.9704668
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>>9704634
Just make short term plays. I pretty much only swing trade. Look for stuff that had bad news, and sold like hell. Buy it up when you think its at the bottom. Watch it gap back up over the course of 3 or 4 days. Sell. Rinse and repeat.

If you're worried about a market crash while youre holding, just set stop losses at like 8% or something so you wont lose it all. If the market crashes, then you'll be able to buy anything you want, cheap, and make boku bucks on it

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>>9704634
when it crashes, the prices will still be higher than they are now

>> No.9704710

>>9704634
there's always individual stocks on discount. money is always shifting from one sector to another so you don't have to buy into bubbles

>> No.9704711

>>9704636
The tariffs on steel and aluminium will likely amount to $1.4 billion a year max for the EU, and the retaliatory tariffs will be the same sum.
The US trade deficit towards the EU is $60 billions a year.

>> No.9704793

When the fuck is New Relic gonna dump? I need an entry

>> No.9704811

I just picked up a bunch of $AAOI, worth looking into for a midday +2% potential.. its gapping up, Found it on my market scanner using Renko analysis for breakouts. lot of action on this one

>> No.9704819

I'm just starting investing on Robinhood (under 500$ for now just to play around), bought shares of X and CENX yesterday due to the new tariffs. Was this a good call?

>> No.9704829

buffet dragging me down today

>> No.9704844

good thing the flash crash is over and we're back on the gains train.

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>>9704844
dubs speak truth. But Friday gains that turn into weekend holds scare me.

>> No.9704943

Opinions on USO? I was thinking of taking a large leveraged long position for next week.

>> No.9704950

>>9703508
Dang anon, what drugs do you smoke?

>> No.9704986

>>9702553
you can sell on open once you hit ex-div

>> No.9704989
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9704989

Cue Pump phase 2

>> No.9704993

>>9704950
He's on shrooms dude.

>> No.9704994

>>9704894
Buy on Friday sell on Monday :)

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>>9704950
pretty sure he does the injectable kind

>> No.9705019

So what are the repercussions of the trade battle on the value and strength of the dollar vs the value of the GLD?

>> No.9705030

Where BAC goin

>> No.9705034
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9705034

Back to 2 digits

>> No.9705048

>>9705019
Less US trade deficit would mean less USD in the world
Meaning USD becomes stronger (and GLD weaker)

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>>9704989
Nearly 2 point gap up on SPY such bullshit
We should be fighting for 271 right now

>> No.9705121

>>9705048
Same with oil then? Lower oil? So we should really just be purchasing the SPY right now and just waiting for new all time highs?

>> No.9705134

>>9705121
There absolutely no orderflow here
No volume
273 pure bog

>> No.9705163

>>9704184
>>9704489
I sold at .24 for 900 bucks

>> No.9705188

>>9703616
AMD 14.34

eat shit low iq tard

>> No.9705189

What the fuck is going on with APHQF?Recreational weed should be legal in Canada in literally 5 business days but this shit is still moving like a potato.

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>>9705163
I sold it for $20. I only bought 175 shares.

>> No.9705213
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9705213

>there are people in this thread who missed out on this because of extremely low IQ and not being able to recognize a high IQ poster

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>>9705116
>>9705134
PUMP IT TO END OF DAY
NO SELL HOUR

>> No.9705244

>>9705188
Wow! Might as well put a trip on!

>> No.9705257

I DIDNT BUY YEXT CALLS WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE

KMSKMSKMSKMSKSMKS

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>>9705213
I've been waiting so long to win this hard

>> No.9705267

>>9705244
>wow!

what's the point of this thread if it's not to point out good things to invest in and make money?

Are you saying people didn't shill AMD at $10 and get backlash from tards?

>> No.9705287

>shitheads don't realize they are fucking lucky to have someone this intelligent in the thread
>instead shitposting about tards, "why you bragging about nvidia $40", etc

Stocks are a fucking joke game for me you shitheads. Just buy when I say and stop thinking.

>> No.9705288

>>9701445
i just sold my iq for a profit is due for a dip and I bough momo.

>> No.9705291

Are DLTR and DG at their big asses yet?

>> No.9705296

>>9705189
Big money hasn't gotten into it yet. Not sure why, but I've got a decent sized holding. Fingers crossed the entire sector doesn't just crash following the vote.

>> No.9705304

>>9705267
No I really don't care, I don't touch semiconductors anymore. AMD is a great range trading stock though. If it goes below 10 it's a buy if it goes above 14-15 it's a sell. Easy.

>> No.9705307

>>9705296
I hope not, there are lot of people who say those stocks are over valued. If the vote doesn't go through that might just pull the bottom out and crash those stocks.

>> No.9705310

>>9705288
Bad move playa

>> No.9705317

>>9705288
That was looking stupid! Over 8% in a day? WHY?
I'M CASHING THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW.

>> No.9705339
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9705339

Phase 3

>> No.9705341

>>9705267
people bash stocks in here just to bash them.. don't know why.. they just do. zero research will go into it.. they will just bash.. i called out DRAM,MFIN, MNKD all before they ran and before i put on a trip and people where calling me an idiot the whole fucking time while they were pumping garbage.. get used to it

>> No.9705347

>>9704950
I quit smoking cigarettes 3 months ago and am just now getting physical symptoms. I read this is when they're supposed to start, not stop. I think the heat is stressing me out or something. I just had an intense craving to smoke today that I never felt before.

Also I'm still on the fence as to whether HMNY is going down to 16¢ or 25¢ this month. I'm thinking 25¢ again, but even if I'm wrong it's not a big deal since we're definitely heading to $2.5 anyway.

>> No.9705359

>>9701684

are you me?

>> No.9705360

>>9705347
Get a juul and shut the fuck up

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9705365

>>9705310
looks like is due for a dip while momo is a strong buy right now. will buy iq if it dips

>> No.9705366

>>9705341
>>9705267
Why does it come as a surprise to you guys that people would be skeptical? Nobody wants to lose money and the fear is very real. I think everyone just needs to grow thicker skin. I have had picks that I didn't bother investing in because I didn't get positive feedback on here but if anything that doesn't discourage me from pointing out future stocks I do think will bring gains.

>> No.9705375

>>9705360
Vaping is gay. I'd rather go back to smoking cigarettes if I was going to start again. I only mentioned it because he asked me what I was smoking, anyway.

>> No.9705392

Vaping is for pregnant women and fags.

>> No.9705399

>>9705392
And for weed.

>> No.9705413

>>9705399
and weed

>> No.9705415

>>9705365
Wow thats an amazing data Analysis algorithm
BUT IM BEING SARCASTIC

>> No.9705425

My grandpa let me take a drag off one of his unfiltered camels when I was 5. I nevered smoked again in my life.

>> No.9705436
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9705436

It's time for the Lunchtime Checkup!

What're you eating how're you doing?

I'm having a smoked turkey sandwich on a pretzel bun with pimento spread and muenster cheese, the tea is quite nice! I'm up today so I'm feeling pretty good!

>> No.9705446

FB is due for a good correction.

>> No.9705448

Can someone post a WSJ account so I can read news?

>> No.9705450

>>9705436
Dude you barely eat anything most of the time. I'm going out and grabbing something to eat, don't know what yet but I wouldn't get any gains from lifting if I were on your diet.

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>>9705436
>pretzel bun
based

>> No.9705455

>>9705375
You're the one crying like a bitch on a stock trading thread of a Crypto shilling board of an underground Mongolian prostitution forum.

>> No.9705466
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9705466

>>9705436
Nice Lunchbro !

>> No.9705467

>>9705436

Did you bought it or prepared yourself ?

>> No.9705476

>>9705436
Nice Sandwhich my man. Enjoy your lunch!

>> No.9705492

>>9705455
I'm just more confused than anything. I had mild cravings the first week I quit, but it really hit me today for some reason. I just don't get it because everything I read said that physical cravings were supposed to stop around the 3 month mark. I haven't even thought about it much for the past couple months, then this shit just comes out of nowhere.

>> No.9705510

>>9705492
Just do what I do when that happens and get a fucking pack of cigarettes.

>> No.9705520

>>9705492
>>9705510
Lol, I have a pack of unopened cigarettes in my car but I don't smoke.

>> No.9705545

>>9705436
did you make that sandwhich or was it something you got from the cafe?

>> No.9705549
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9705549

>>9705510
I quit cigs because they started tasting really bad
i think they changed the formula or something over the last 10 years
Disclosure: Winstons smoker

>> No.9705550

>>9705510
I keep a pack of Nat Sherman's and a Zippo in my truck for when I take my friends out and whatnot

>> No.9705553
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>> No.9705558

If you bought UNP at earnings last month you would be up 15% today

>> No.9705559

>>9705510
No can do. I was having random panic attacks and read that nicotine could cause it. Anxiety has been pretty mild since I quit. I can never go back to that shit.

>> No.9705566

People seem terrified of a bull market under Trump. Leftists are holding the market back. It's undervalued still.

>> No.9705573

>>9705553
zoe is crashing that shit with no survivors

>> No.9705576

>>9705566
>It's undervalued still.
Whatever you say m8.

>> No.9705585

CASHING THE FUCK OUT!!
FUCK THIS SHIT.

Might short IQ and HUYA
This is fucking nuts!

>pic of gains rn.
I'm at 8k of straight up cash.

>> No.9705587

>>9705576
DOW EOY 27-28k

>> No.9705590

>>9705566
Yeah dude, the Leftists with literally $5 cash to their name are holding the market back. Get back to work you fucking pussy, this bull market isn't going to drive itself

>> No.9705594

what the fuck is going on today

this unbridled optimism is making me sick

>> No.9705597
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Im eating fried chicken and waffles. I'm looking for an exit on SPY. McFleurry is pitching a shut out tomorrow night.

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>>9705576
it is
technically its both overvalued and undervalued

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>>9705585
Pic

>> No.9705610
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>>9705553
>all-time low

>> No.9705614
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9705614

nasdaq thinly shy from ath daily close. sp500 another good day, firming up :)

>> No.9705626

>>9705606
BULLISH

>> No.9705629

>>9705545
I had to go grocery shopping yesterday so I talked to my buddies at the deli and had them make it for me

>>9705549
But they're supposed to taste good, like a cigarette should!

>> No.9705631

>>9705549
I know what you mean. I've changed brands probably a dozen times in the past 10 years.

>> No.9705634
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9705634

I'm up 6% for the week, having a great time.

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>>9705590
Even most rich republicans dislike trump's persona

>> No.9705645

>>9705606
Please fucking cash out or go to a real broker

>> No.9705647

>>9705642
DELETE THIS

>> No.9705661

>>9705629
Nice. i always love a sandwhich on a pretzel bun

>> No.9705663

Can anyone here read the future?

>> No.9705667

pump it boys

>> No.9705670

>>9705663
Yes
>you're a fagget

>> No.9705671

>>9705634
What stocks are you currently invested in?

>> No.9705675

>>9705663
Ya, BZUN $100 end of year.

>> No.9705689

5 dividends coming in this month, gonna buy a subway

>> No.9705691

>>9705670
>you're a faggot

>> No.9705706

>>9705671
NOC, BZUN, AMD, KTOS, NVDA, AAPL, GLAD, GAIN, MAIN, IRM, GOOGL, CY, RUN, VOO, AMZN, MSFT, SHOP, VOOG, DIS, FDN, T, V, SCHE, BEP, XT, VYM, and also HMNY... my poor gains. Thats this week.

>> No.9705708

>>9705663
I can see the future, but I'm illiterate and can't read it.

>> No.9705725

>>9705661
Hell yea, it's one of my weaknesses

>> No.9705731

>>9705606
Nice recovery there m8
Good on you for not quitting or taking a break after a tough loss
>>9705634
Nice week

>> No.9705751

>>9705706
Have to look some of these up, what is BZUN? Like Chinese SHOP?

>> No.9705773
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Sold a majority of my gains. Need to find out what to buy. Probably buy something towards the end of the day. My regret is selling MOMO to early. 424 bucks not bad!

>> No.9705785

>>9705751
Yes, it has so much room to grow. Its competitors are less than half its size and it spent this entire quarter investing in themselves for the next two quarters, and still had a profit. The thing is gonna 2x minimum, I would bet my ass on it. Just be prepared for 4-10% swings regularly.

>> No.9705808

>>9705785
Added to watch list, good eye

>> No.9705833

>>9705808
It's where most my profits are from. Without this I would be crying about HMNY killing me, but as is I can just shrug it off and let the dice keep rolling on it. It still kinda sucks knowing I would have another 3k for the month if I didn't touch it though.

>> No.9705929

>>9705708
>>9705597
nobody cares you fucking nigger

>> No.9705982

>everyone cashing out
You're gonna miss the gain train

>> No.9705989

>>9705929
I hope you get cancer of the calves you BigGay Bastard.

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>> No.9706009

surely someone will make the thread

>> No.9706015

wow im so glad i covered my NFLX shorts earlier this week
358 now are you fucking kidding me

what a joke

the whole market is a joke

>> No.9706019

>>9706009
No, let the past die. Kill it if you have to.

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>>9706015
another one gone another one gone

>> No.9706035

>>9706015
Netflix the new ABC

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>>9706032
I didnt realize any losses from my netflix trades nicofriend

only gains

p.s. im opening a short again

>> No.9706076

>>9706041
again?
see you at 400

>> No.9706078
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9706078

Is teh profit out somewhere making a concerto with meat wind pipes in Beasty Blueboys Cabaret's backroom or what ?
Did Bear decide to live on his boat and get dead fish sucking on his dick ?

>> No.9706098

>>9706078
TOTAL.LOSS

>> No.9706122

>>9706078
They just don't trip anymore I think

>> No.9706132
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>>9706076
you need to sell here

this market rally is fake and gay

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>>9706015

>> No.9706146

>>9706015
>city of bears

>> No.9706147

>>9706132
False
I also dont own any netflix stock because of discipline rules (already profited)

>> No.9706188

I need someone to convince me to not cash out of RUN. I get Solar is growing but at what point is it just fucking running off hype.

>> No.9706222

Here you lazy NEETs

>>9706211
>>9706211
>>9706211

>> No.9706230
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FAKE. AND. GAY.

>> No.9706295

>>9706041
What is the source for this image?