/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Texas anon No.9706211]

Fine, I’ll do it edition

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Robinhood
>commission free and no minimum to open
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> How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

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Not being approved in 3 days seems to be the new norm. Nevertheless, call/email their support if you've been waiting more than that.

> When is it coming to my country?
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*FUCK OFF CRAMER*

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw [Open] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE&t=6s [Open] [Embed] [Embed]

Previous thread >>9700154

[Anonymous No.9706232]

>you're a fagget

[Anonymous No.9706236]

FIRST FOR THE MARKET RALLY IS FAKE AND GAY

[Anonymous No.9706244]

>>9706211

fuck texas

[Anonymous No.9706246]

Enter enter phase 4

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9706261]

Market can stop going up now. I sold everything.

[Anonymous No.9706262]

it's over bears

[Anonymous No.9706276]

I liked the other thread better.

[Anonymous No.9706293]

>>9706244
Fuck you little bitch ass faggot, my state is badass and you are a liberal little neet fuck.

[Anonymous No.9706304]

absolutely vertical

[Anonymous No.9706306]

>>9706261
I know that feel.
>RHT hit stop loss at 166.75
>It's going back up and surpassed the previous high.
JUST. Oh well. Still made like $50 on it.

[Anonymous No.9706320]

>>>9706041
What is the source for this image?

Also I'm going to Dollar Tree, you guys want anything?

[Anonymous No.9706343]

>>9706320
glowsticks

[Texas anon No.9706377]

>>9706320
Cat food

[Anonymous No.9706448]

>>9706293

Your state is fucking shithole

[Anonymous No.9706456]

waaahhhh cambell soup you suck waahhh

[Anonymous No.9706474]

>>9706456
who drinks this shit

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9706496]

Second for fake & gay market

[Anonymous No.9706510]

>>9706496

big stupid gay market

[Anonymous No.9706529]

ayyyy dumped my check on the dip yesterday i knew the golden bull would prevail. we're about to see some serious shit last half of year.

[Anonymous No.9706537]

>>9706496

[Anonymous No.9706580]

>>9706474
they make tomato sauce too

[Anonymous No.9706592]

FAKE AND GAY

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.9706605]

how do i do stop loss on robinhood

[Anonymous No.9706622]

>>9706605

throw phone really hard at the ground

[Anonymous No.9706628]

>>9706580
In France, CPB has barely any presence
I can only see their Royal Dansk and Pepperidge Farm brands

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9706629]

I opened up puts on the SPY. Turns out there was a spy in the trump campaign and so Trump's going to do something to take care of SPY if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.9706633]

Bargain buys today I think: DIS and VZ. Picked up some covered stock.

[Anonymous No.9706643]

>>9706628
>pepperidge farm

[Anonymous No.9706644]

>>9706496
>Fake & gay
>Literally larping as a trap

Kys, tripfags were a mistake

[Anonymous No.9706699]

>>9706605
Trade > Sell > Order Type > Stop Loss
>>9706605
(you) I chuckled

[Anonymous No.9706742]

why thread so dead on green day?

[Anonymous No.9706759]

>>9706742
t o t a l l o s s

[Anonymous No.9706768]

>>9706742
Hard to make good trades on a day like this.

You only really won today if you played for a gap up overnight. QQQ and SPY are relatively overbought today.

[Anonymous No.9706778]

>>9706377
They have cat food

[Anonymous No.9706787]

Why has volume been so low last 2 days? Did all the boomers finally die?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9706823]

>>9706768
I made the money on the gap up and now I have the SPY on the puts and it's making money too.

[Anonymous No.9706842]

>>9706629

Have you considered doing stand up comedy?

[Anonymous No.9706843]

>>9706759
>>9706768

yeah i suppose i underestimated the degen gambler quality of /smg/. and shorts lost their asses also

[Anonymous No.9706845]

>>9706823
dont fall for it, sell hour is cancelled

[Anonymous No.9706851]

Just clocked out boys, it's time

[Weed update No.9706879]

TGOD pumping because it's dumb and doesn't make any sense. WEED and APH up a couple points. ACB flat, LEAF down 2%. If you're thonking ACB will go up quite a bit in coming months, buying LEAF shares would be a potentially favorable way to get extra leverage on ACB (ACB is buying out LEAF).

I had three lowball orders on penny stocks set this morning. My order on TBP filled at 0.66. Order on FFT (0.50) is within one cent at the moment. Order on RTI at 1.12 isn't going to happen, adjusted up to 1.15 and maybe. RTI isn't in position where I'm willing to buy at market just yet.

[Anonymous No.9706889]

re entering MCD

[Anonymous No.9706920]

>>9706842
Spring slump + uncertainty about US trade negotiations.

[Anonymous No.9706924]

Div broski here for the first time in a while with a full portfolio update for those that are curious. I notice a lot of new people, but some of the old heads might be interested to see how my holdings have evolved. Currently sitting at $105k yielding about 10%.

Peace broskis!

[Anonymous No.9706942]

>>9706924
very nice

[Anonymous No.9706946]

>>9706851
You dont have to drink cough syrup to get drunk fren

[Anonymous No.9706967]

>>9706924
Impressive. Very nice.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9706977]

>>9706842
I'm not that funny.

>>9706845
Sour hour isn't cancelled. But to be safe I'll lock in the profits on this put before EOD, just being greedy while everybody else is being greedy.

[Anonymous No.9706978]

>>9706924
Nice divbro
In a little more than 2 months' time your portfolio got fatter by 20k+
Do you sell covered calls on your stuff or do you just hold them ?

[Anonymous No.9706995]

>>9706879
Oh wait, FFT fill at .50 just went through. Fantastic.

[Anonymous No.9707024]

>>9706978
I just hold, but I also added some more money as well on my own. Prices gained me about 10k, I put in about 10k. I got a job delivering flowers, so thats where I've been these past couple months haha

[Anonymous No.9707031]

>>9706768
yeah it's always just me debating taking profits or not. red days are easier to handle. either just hold or buy more.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9707033]

>>9706742
I was working, every-time I buy back into AMD its under the thought of "Maybe this will increase another dollar or two" but this shit just doesn't know how to stop anymore.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9707053]

>>9707033

[Anonymous No.9707075]

buffet needs to pump berkshire right now

[Anonymous No.9707155]

>>9707024
Nice
imo you are financially free and boss can shit with you
This is something I tried to teach to my friends and relatives but they are still mainly attached to own their house, which shouldn't be the priority

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9707167]

I can't decide whether or not to actually buy NWL to join in on the meme or not

[Anonymous No.9707188]

>>9707167
>he didnt buy the post dividend dip

[Anonymous No.9707203]

Here's my market research done on Dollar Tree currently trading at 81.76 on June 1st 2018.
The place was full of Patriots; 56 percenters, Boomers 50 and over, handicapped people. Truely America's Finest so depending on what your version of America future looks like Dollar Tree maybe the best buy you could make right now. Recent stock analysis have given at a 30% upside, it's cheap; Everything's a Dollar there.

I got a bag full of snacks and it was $5. However there's a "they have, it they don't have it" type of stocking style there. They don't always have the same stock and that's good for some things but not for cat food. So they're weak on getting that pet sector started. I was surprised at the amount of women who look like they would never shop at Dollar Tree but yet they were there so that's another point. I've said it before but I think Dollar Tree is a definite Buy.

Here's a pic of the glow sticks Anon wanted.

[Anonymous No.9707219]

>>9707203
awww based you got my glowsticks!

[Anonymous No.9707235]

>>9707203
nice just bought 100k

we finally have an anon who actually delivers

I am still waiting for pic related to happen

SHAME ON YOU FRITZLFAN
SHAME ON YOU

[Anonymous No.9707248]

>>9707203
Double to decide where he will place the glowsticks

Rolling

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9707282]

>>9707203
>>9707248

activace the glow goo and pour it on a chicks tits.

[Anonymous No.9707298]

>>9707248
>>9707203
Anus

Also, buy NLST.

[Anonymous No.9707314]

If you thought todays golden bullrun was good, just wait

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9707329]

wow i just bought and sold those spy puts and made like the easiest 20% in my life.

[Anonymous No.9707341]

>>9707329
you were supposed to keep those as sacrificial boggings

[Anonymous No.9707360]

>>9707314

pretty much this. once the actual breakout happens this shit won't even compare

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9707374]

>>9707341
So you're saying I should buy more?

[Anonymous No.9707382]

I just bought into OKTA (sold at the high today), SAIL, NEWR, TTD in preparation for Monday.
I don’t trust the market, but it appears things are on the up and up for now. By the way, OKTA’s earnings reports come out this up coming Wednesday. Not sure how it’s going to go, but if it does well like YEXT or maybe Aaxon it could shoot up significantly.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9707389]

>>9707341
Got 'em!

[Anonymous No.9707394]

>>9707374
yeah its your turn for the self bog
this wont breakout until you short it! do it!

[Anonymous No.9707422]

>>9707203
Great analysis anon, truly the Lord’s work right here. My dollar tree is always full of America’s finest as well.

[Anonymous No.9707423]

Buffets pumping, get in

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9707437]

>>9707394
I'm short again, I'm sorry I didn't realize it was my turn to lose money.

[Anonymous No.9707439]

>>9707422
a wasted dubs...
You could have chosen where he put the glowsticks

[Anonymous No.9707450]

>>9707437
consider it as throwing charcoal under the brazen bull

[Anonymous No.9707454]

>>9707439
>>9707203
Put them on the dash board of your car. Take pics and post at night plz.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9707478]

>>9707188
I'm in nigga

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9707490]

>>9707450
anon... its going down again...

[Anonymous No.9707501]

>>9707478
this could have been yours!

[Anonymous No.9707507]

there is literally no one buying right now for power hour.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9707508]

>>9707501
You could almost get a pack of glow sticks to shove up your ass.

[Anonymous No.9707512]

>>9707478
>trying to catch a falling knife

[Anonymous No.9707524]

>>9707490
that wasnt supposed to happen

[Anonymous No.9707532]

>>9707512
falling? I caught it

[Anonymous No.9707542]

Take a look at the monthly candles on the S&P and tell me why I shouldn't be spooked.

[Anonymous No.9707563]

POWER HOUR SELL OFF STARTING NOW.

GET YOUR BAGS READY, NIGGERS.

[Anonymous No.9707568]

>>9707542
learn how to read a chart and maybe youll feel confident instead of scared!

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9707580]

>>9707524

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9707620]

I'm going to get another 35% in 20 minutes.

[Anonymous No.9707637]

>>9707580
Im not giving up

[Anonymous No.9707661]

Spy going through support, may test 272.8

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9707674]

well my order got filled. I guess I'm getting 12 year old scotch and a french speaking whore tonight. Best day ever.

[Anonymous No.9707704]

IQ has a price target of $147.68 buy that shit and never sell.

[Anonymous No.9707705]

How can I give comfy some money to support his videos?

[Anonymous No.9707715]

>>9707501
Get more than that monthly from ECC

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9707724]

>>9707705
Ask him for his btc address and give him magical internet money.

[Anonymous No.9707725]

>>9707704
Hello China

[Anonymous No.9707763]

>>9707715
>0 growth potential

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9707780]

>>9707763
Why isn't the milk shake coming out? Or are they and the camera all really just upside down?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9707781]

>>9707705
>>9707724
That would be very nice of you Anon! But I just do it for fun, I don't need any of your internet shekels.
I think the new fad of patreon is retarded.
My videos and content is so poorly put together I don't want any money for them

[Anonymous No.9707804]

>>9707763
>Growth potential

Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.9707813]

Yum China: div yield 0.25%

just who do they think they are?

[Anonymous No.9707819]

I just found out I can sell covered calls on $GERN for 65 cents when it's trading for $4. That's basically 16% gains every two months on a stock that's been moving sideways for years but has potential upside. Am I missing something or is this actually a master plan? Since it's so volatile I can close when it goes really OTM and wait to sell once it picks up again, or just let it expire worthless. I hear baggy talking about selling covered calls on SPY but this seems like even better growth. Pic related.

[Anonymous No.9707827]

>>9707804
delete

[Anonymous No.9707833]

>>9706924
10% Annually?
Is there an document where we can track your progress?
How often do you rebalance your portfolio?

[Anonymous No.9707846]

>>9707704
That's the plan my man. Wish I kept holding onto my BILI as well though

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9707890]

>>9707827
>down .95% in an hour
I don't like this meme anymore

[Anonymous No.9707896]

>>9707704
I need a motherfucking source right the fuck now.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9707915]

>>9707827
Look at this fucking guy! He's worse than me. Sniffing markers and glue, has a bag of I don't even fucking know... Is that a crack pipe?

[Anonymous No.9707935]

>>9707890
shes fast, keep a watchful eye

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9707944]

>>9707915
>tfw I consider panic selling fucking Newell brands

[Anonymous No.9707953]

>>9707890
Iron hands comfy, you can't make a lambo without glue.

[Anonymous No.9707958]

>>9707827
Investing in sharpie when sharpie in pooper is no longer a meme.

[Anonymous No.9707971]

>>9707915
Newell Brands™ Papermate pen, hollowed out for use of Newell Brands™ Reynolds wrap

[Anonymous No.9708002]

NWL is in a very bear market right now, wait until the SMA averages out for a good entry. Or buy covered stock only

[Anonymous No.9708018]

Schools switching from whiteboards and expo markers to touchscreen might have hurt sales

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9708040]

Is it profitable to catch the falling knife on USO right fucking now? I sure as hell hope so.

[Anonymous No.9708097]

>>9708040
nope, back to 50 we go!

[Anonymous No.9708129]

>>9707053
based AMD bro

$15 soon

[Anonymous No.9708131]

catch the marlboro falling knife?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9708148]

>>9708131
I stopped smoking Marlboros buy RJ Reynolds.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9708166]

>>9708018
Rumor on the street is they might switch back to chalkboards. Long chalk

[Anonymous No.9708168]

Last minute buys?

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9708193]

>>9708168
USO

[Anonymous No.9708194]

>>9708148
BTI then
when are these retards gonna start acquiring vape companies and profit from that?

[Anonymous No.9708228]

that was so lame

[Anonymous No.9708231]

Amd is unstoppable

[Anonymous No.9708238]

Fed shitpost is going to sting with all this FOMO

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9708297]

>>9708238
We got all next week to fomo.

[Anonymous No.9708332]

>>9707896
"the company has been tagged a $147.68 price target, indicating that the shares will rally 483.72% from its current levels."


https://postanalyst.com/2018/06/01/are-we-paying-enough-attention-to-iqiyi-inc-iq-noah-holdings-limited-noah/

[Anonymous No.9708351]

Anotha day anotha dolla. Hoping the weekend closes some gaps for me

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9708460]

If I wake up on monday and oil is $700 per barrel I will be so happy.

[Anonymous No.9708495]

>>9706211
Shit's about to crash, I sold all of my stocks. Going to buy back in after.

Just think if you wait a year and get 2x the holdings you had before for the same price it's well worth it. Much more then squeezing another 15% out and then riding out a much larger dip.

[Anonymous No.9708552]

>>9708495
>blah blah blah

[Anonymous No.9708562]

>>9708495

>doesn't understand we're just beginning to break out

yawn, enjoy your no gains

[Anonymous No.9708568]

>>9708495
You got no balls kid, the crash isn't coming until june 12th.

[Anonymous No.9708635]

Might do a short on TGOD Monday morning. Daily RSI shot up in to the mid 80's on today's pump for no reason. Will see how level 2 looks at open, what kind of support has to break.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9708667]

>>9708568
Why is it that we both know this? I feel like we're going to get bogged sooner now because we're both in agreement for when we're going to get bogged.

[Anonymous No.9708677]

With this I have worked my -20% to -1.5% YTD
I would like to personally thank AMD and GOOGL today.

[Anonymous No.9708681]

>>9708635
Also there are now THREE (3) trading days remaining until Canadian Senate votes to legalize recreational marijuana.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9708686]

USO just mooned a nickle after hours. With the amount of leverage I'm using that's like 20%

[Anonymous No.9708739]

lol

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9708749]

>>9708568
>>9708667
False, crash is happening September or October

[Anonymous No.9708758]

Fucking beautiful day. Closed out calls in the morning and straddled 273.5 with good pp. Closed sq calls. All in all 1700ish. Only blemish is retarded momo short pos.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9708921]

I bought back into Netlist, I has a solid chance to get around 1-1.5 bucks, an equal chance to crash back down.

[Anonymous No.9709028]

Dow rises 1000 in june.

bulls are gonna get paid, bears are doomed

[Anonymous No.9709046]

He is the best CEO in tech.

[BagholderExtraordinaire !kDjFcJuZkQ No.9709063]

>>9709028
>implying this shit isn't going to just trade sideways for the next 3 months.

[Anonymous No.9709147]

>>9709063
Yeah, we are going nowhere. If anything nasdaq has room to drop. Just focusing on value plays right now and taking advantage of swings in the day. Made a quick 300$ off the little dip at the peak today. Still not enough for all my shit bets the beginning of the year but at least its something.

[Anonymous No.9709199]

My AMD puts have lost 60% of their value since I bought them.

WHEN IS IT GOING TO GO DOWN??

[Anonymous No.9709284]

>>9709199
The demand for machine learning processing power is doubling every 3 months. The demand for chips is huge and AMD hits every one of these areas at a value. Go look at NVIDIA stock for the trajectory nvidia is about to go on.

[Anonymous No.9709294]

>>9709199
https://www.amd.com/en/graphics/servers-radeon-instinct-mi

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9709320]

>>9709199
Man my AMD stock keeps rising in value.

[Anonymous No.9709368]

>>9709199

>betting against the eternal meme

HAHA

[Anonymous No.9709383]

>>9708562
I bought crypto and used it to start two businesses so I have big boy money now and really don't want to ride out a %60 correction.

[Anonymous No.9709431]

sold a KORS call at 58.5 strike today (last day before expiry, lucky lucky)
it feels good to make a *little* bit of money on a call, but it really doesn't feel good to have sold it for much less than if i was actively trading today
fucking volunteer work, why does anybody do this shit, and why in the fucking MORNING

[Anonymous No.9709434]

>>9709046
Cutie
FUCKING CUTIE

[Anonymous No.9709456]

>>9709199
AMD being garbage is over
Their performance is competitive and their revenue is growing last earnings reflected it as their p/e went down so much.
They might never be bigger than intel, but they are gonna take at least a decent chunk of market share.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9709487]

New Podcast is out! Pay attention to the background image and get G R E Y P I L L E D

https://youtu.be/XdRVrFpK0tc

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9709508]

>>9709199
>>9709320
>>9709456
If I had more shekels I'd short AMD right now just to be a contrarian

[Anonymous No.9709556]

>>9709487
The dividend is fucked cause it split so many times.

[Anonymous No.9709660]

>>9709487
>no interviews
he let us down again!

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9709674]

>>9709660
SHUT UP I'M TRYING

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9709807]

>>9709508
Thats a bretty gud money making strat

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9709809]

>>9708238
YES!

>>9708495
Same!

Those chink tech stocks scared the fuck out of me! One of those little shit's flew 15%!
I dumped almost all my tech stocks and 3X ETFs, and bought ETFs and stocks of consumer discretionaries and consumer Staples that were down for the day, no larpo
Techs are probably going to dump super hard on Monday. That bull run was too fucking much.

[Anonymous No.9709832]

Forgive me Lisa for I have sinned. I'd pick up calls but I've never had a good time when I acted on FOMO.


Someone suggest me a new meme to bet on. No DD.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9709836]

I am now at 2.5k of several month out puts on TLT.
I'm thinking about doing puts on meme tech and chink tech as a hedge to get back into my tech stocks.
>TFW closed my SHOP, SQ, and AMZN positions of many, many months

[Anonymous No.9709841]

>>9709832
ROAD

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9709851]

>>9709832
TMV.
It's like TLT puts, but without the theta burn.
Hold them until the 10 year yield goes back over 3% -- which it fucking will

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9709883]

>>9709836
Amazon gives me the heeby geebies, trading at 330 times earnings seems a little high. That being said, its gonna totally keep climbing.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9709915]

>>9709883
AMZN isn't propped up by the chink government though.
Their earnings growth is pretty powerful too, which is the whole justification.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9709983]

>>9709915
Chinks stocks are also some of the best moneymakers if you play it right. I would't swear them off solely on the pretext of being chinky.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9710009]

>>9709983
I'm currently considering puts. Those fuckers might be ripe to pop.

[Anonymous No.9710033]

>>9709487

i'm probably just a retard but this shit made me laugh more than once. well done

[Anonymous No.9710166]

BASED stock market

absolutely BASED

[Anonymous No.9710204]

COMFY

[Anonymous No.9710227]

>tfw weekend depression sets in

[Anonymous No.9710353]

>>9707833
10% annually in dividends, I continually add to it when I have the money. No there isn't a way to track it for you guys, I'm not really trying to do all that haha

>>9707155
Not quite free, but on the road to it. I just work to add money to my portfolio tho haha, i could live off of it now, but I can live better off of it in about 10yrs.

[Anonymous No.9710593]

>>9706924
congrats, this is very inspiring. I'm not a huge fan of dividends for tax reasons but your portfolio is something to be proud of, imo.

[Anonymous No.9710601]

>>9710353
Ah so your on a leveraged account. What percentage do you usually leverage at?

[Anonymous No.9710630]

AMD THE ETERNAL MEME

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9710638]

>>9710353
Wait DividendBro! No one ever wants to talk good dividend stock with me. GLAD, GAIN, MAIN, IRM. Any opinions? Those are what I primarily hold for dividends.

[Anonymous No.9710706]

>>9710601
Nope, no leverage, just a lot of well saved money.

>>9710593
Thanks broski

>>9710638
I own MAIN right now & got rid of IRM around low 39 back at the beginning of the february sell off. It's alright, but there are much better dividend stocks in my opinion. It does pay haha.

[(Calculated Gamble) !!yNaZM+ufCLW No.9710816]

>>9710706
rip, Gladstone are my babies.

[C !Odemonkey. No.9711048]

For the severely under-banked (aka the poorfags itt), TD Ameritrade, while not a "bank," has bank-like features which enable you to replace you $5/mo FCU checking or $25/mo Chase checking. TD Ameritrade doesn't charge monthly fees, their VISA debit card and checkbooks are free, and you can deposit checks with their Ameritrade mobile app. Also, their phone workers pick up on the first ring, even just after midnight!

[Anonymous No.9711071]

>>9711048


kys shill

[C !Odemonkey. No.9711077]

>>9711071
umadsis?

[Anonymous No.9711120]

Who else here DRUS'd?

[Anonymous No.9711132]

>>9711077

I’m not your sis or your bro you faggot

[Anonymous No.9711149]

>>9711120

I can’t believe people actually fell for that.

On top of that Big5Fag bought some, which was another huge red flag

[C !Odemonkey. No.9711162]

>>9711132
K sis, whatever you say!

[Anonymous No.9711261]

>>9711149
Welp, nothing to do but to baghold until my $100 is gone. Or it skyrockets. Oh well. At least I made it back with TSLA. Lesson: learned.

[Anonymous No.9711270]

this seems like a good buy?

[Anonymous No.9711312]

Options virgin here. I want to sell some deep OTM calls on one of my stocks. There's a transaction fee when I sell the calls, can't avoid that (tfw no robinhood). The contract will then most likely expire worthless. But if the company moons and my stocks get called away, do I have to pay another transaction fee, or does the person who exercised the option cover it in full?

[Anonymous No.9711364]

Tf happened in pic related?

[Anonymous No.9711404]

>>9711364
A whale covered? Or someone took their profits with a huge market sell. Or it's got low trading volume and someone was trying to drive the price down intentionally

[C !Odemonkey. No.9711427]

>>9711404
>>9711364
Could also be the market-making bot withdrawing all bids for a moment...

[Anonymous No.9711454]

>>9711364
Probably an extremely brief period of after market illiquidity

[Anonymous No.9711523]

>>9710638
NRZ NLY CNSL UNIT OXLC

[Anonymous No.9712024]

The summit between Trump and Kim Jong Un is back on, but Canada just imposed a tariff on $12.8 billion worth of American goods. Will I get JUST'd on Monday?

[Anonymous No.9712043]

>>9712024
thats bullish now

[Anonymous No.9712108]

>>9709832
IGC get in before Canuck weed madness

[Anonymous No.9712270]

>>9712024

we’re all fucked on Monday

Thanks drumpf!

[Anonymous No.9712406]

>>9709832
NLST

[Anonymous No.9712530]

>>9712406
>NLST
>Filled up at .1475
>Offload half at .2775
Anyone want some coke and a blowjob from a middle-aged asian masseuse? I'm buying.

[Anonymous No.9713005]

>>9712530
Nice. I did something similar but I bought at .16 average. Sold at the high, though. Was a good day. Thanks, Chuck Hong.

[Anonymous No.9713506]

Serious question guys.. I have been a market addict this past month. And my gf left me recently. How do you keep your mind preoccupied on the weekends? When the market is closed on a weekday, no big deal, cook dinner, go to bed, wake up early, binge on news. All week I've been happy as a clan. But this is my first solo weekend in a long time where it's really bothering me. I dont know how to distract myself or be positive. My stocks are up like 30% this month and I've got a good job for regular income to boot. But I'm having a really tough time staying positive. Any suggestions are welcome. Trying to avoid sleezing around some bar. How do /bizralies foll their weekends?

[Anonymous No.9713602]

>>9713506
you could drink heavily and go to sleep until monday

[Anonymous No.9713603]

>>9713506
I play tennis one day and run a 5k the other. On Saturday I, try to have lunch with people who were once my acquaintances but are rapidly becoming my close friends. Then we play board games.

[Anonymous No.9713620]

>>9713506
Video games

[Anonymous No.9713729]

>>9713506

Teach yourself to program.

15 years ago, I lost my job, was arrested for DUI and my wife gave birth to my first son all within 2 weeks. I spent the next 2 years staying at home taking care of my son while I learned how to make shitty HTML sites. I learned how wordpress works and now I'm balls deep in PHP with a livable wage.

Dig through everything you can find on the internet and teach yourself something. I would recommend python, considering the absolute state of crypto.

Or golang, or javascript... anything.

Just don't sit around and waste your time on biz.

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.9713744]

>>9713506
Jesus Christ. My GF of nearly 7 years left me a couple weeks ago. I know your feel anon. I just play video games or watch movies. You can also read articles about how various investments work, there's always more things to learn. Books are also a very good distraction.

[Anonymous No.9713801]

>>9713506
>How do /bizralies foll their weekends?

[Anonymous No.9713838]

>>9713506
I pass the time playing MMOs I'm playing Bless Online right now.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9713859]

>>9713506
trade crypto

[Anonymous No.9714246]

How do mergers effect stock prices?

[Anonymous No.9714546]

>>9714246

Depends

[Anonymous No.9714594]

What's your Sharpe ratio, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.9714604]

>>9714594
A measly 0.13 here. Market's not been good to me so far.

[Anonymous No.9714829]

Guys, how to access IB's portfolio builder? Anyone know this feature?

[Anonymous No.9714989]

>>9714604
Holy shit. Do your duty, citizen!

[Anonymous No.9715645]

>>9713859
>>9713838
>>9713602
>>9713603
>>9713620
>>9713729
>>9713744
>>9713801
Thanks for the replies. If smg was a bar I'd buy yall a round and go back to shitposting about stocks.

[Anonymous No.9715911]

>>9714989
Are war bonds still a thing?

[Anonymous No.9716274]

>>9713005
yhes

[Anonymous No.9716289]

>>9716274
>>9715645

[reluctant kneepad girl No.9716558]

>whenever me have winning orders on forex it like pulling teeth for statement
>whenever losing trade forex sends statements 3 times a day
Me already consider all money on forex lost
Really underestimated the level of bucket shop they were

[Cb No.9717502]

Why live?

[Anonymous No.9717940]

>>9712024
I called it 4 days ago. The EU, Japan and Mexico will do the same shit.

[Anonymous No.9718231]

>>9713506
>How do /bizralies foll their weekends?
I spend this weekend at my gf's parents place, usually we go out, go swimming, paint, play music, hang out with friends or go hiking. It depends.

[Anonymous No.9719004]

What broker should I be with if I live in Latin America? I'm tired of shady scammers like Etoro, IQ option, ProFX...

[Anonymous No.9719499]

just went to rite aid, and the radio program on the entire way was a doom and gloom forecast of the market

Just lol, these people are actually trying to get boomies to short the market right now

[Anonymous No.9719502]

>>9719004

BBRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.9719525]

New meme coming next week: Deans foods
>owns all Milk and dairy
>10 year lows

Now THATS value, you man enough to buy?

[Anonymous No.9719596]

FNGU approaching previous highs

Glad I didn't panic sell like a loser

[Anonymous No.9719672]

>>9706244
hey, dont mess with Texas

[cb No.9719756]

>>9717502
exactly. dont live, live sucks

[Anonymous No.9720635]

EMERGENCY BUMP

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9720639]

>>9719596
I think it'll pop ferociously with the slightest kick. It's consumer discretionary and FAANG.
FAANG is definitely overvalued and consumer discretionaries is possibly growing too quickly right now.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9720725]

>can't obsess over market movements today
why even live

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9720740]

>>9720639
It sucks FNGU doesn't have options, I would buy puts like a mad man on that

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9720745]

>>9720725
Futures market.
That's what I do during premarket.
I was watching SPY, US bonds, and Italy on investing.com all week

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9720792]

>>9720740
FNGD is the inverse
I'm not sure if I'd actually go full on bear on it just yet. If it keeps running like Friday, I will, but it needs another few days of that before I'd be willing to fight the market direction

[Anonymous No.9720794]

>>9720725

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9721255]

>>9720794
>tfw when your hobbies are your cat, running and investing
>tfw you're too sore to run today
>tfw your cat is sleeping
>tfw the market is closed
PULL THE TRIGGER

[Anonymous No.9721281]

>>9706244
We will kill you faggot

[Anonymous No.9721297]

>>9719525
>selling milk
>in a soiboi world
Great business model here m8

[Anonymous No.9721308]

>>9721255
I hate it too comfy, you just need to find another obsession to replace this obsession during the weekends. It's funny how the mind can replace unhealthy obsessions with healthier ones as if it were nothing.

I wish there were a weekend market.

[Anonymous No.9721313]

>>9706244
I dare you to come to Texas and say that to my face you little bitch.

[Anonymous No.9721317]

>>9721255
lmao sleeping cats are meant to be woken you dumb pajeet that fucker will wake you up in a heart beat

[Anonymous No.9721323]

>>9721255
is that your work? You should keep painting.

>>9720639
I'm selling my FB, I hated being in it, from 155 to here. T.A. websites are telling me it's a strong buy. Do I watch the trends or follow my heart?

[Anonymous No.9721336]

Quick pump de grey mining.
Its 50 million, it's actually a steal and I already bought a buttload.
But I guess biz can pumpsomething with the Mcap of half of Link

[Anonymous No.9721372]

>>9721323
+25%
Take profit m8, except if you are waiting for a specific catalyst

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9721410]

>>9721323
I bought calls following the Cambridge Analytica shit. Made a couple grand off that.
Their dating site will be a massive money maker for them.
And for all those articles about people fleeing Facebook -- the morons are fleeing for Instagram, which is also owned by Facebook. Normies are complete autists.
Facebook will make more money, but I'm trying to time my buy in for their website.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9721442]

>>9721323
BTW dumped almost all my tech stocks Friday.
The bull run drove me nuts. I heard tech is getting overvalued. I'll go all in buying up gems again at another correction though.

[Anonymous No.9721665]

>>9714246
In a buyout, generally the acquiring stock takes a hit (due to dilution) and the one being acquired goes up somewhat as people buy it for favorable exchange to acquiring company's shares when deal goes through. If you own shares in the company being bought out you're usually in for some short term gains minimum.

A merger, as in partnership, could go either way for both. This scenario depends on many factors related to the deal.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9722054]

>>9721317
Leave my kitty alone, just goes out and murders birds and mice at night so she needs her rest to be at peak form.

>>9721308
>>9721323
It's not my painting, I stole it from an OC pink wojak thread. Maybe we should take up weekend painting though, it would be a nice hobby

[Anonymous No.9722077]

>>9721442
>I dumped all my tech stocks
uh oh

[Anonymous No.9722131]

>>9722054
>>9721323
Jokes on you
I am actually putting Bob Ross's lessons as baground noise
It is so relaxing

[Anonymous No.9722170]

>>9722054
comfy, I have an idea for the podcast
you should have a live episode where anon can call in and shill his stock

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9722255]

>>9722054
Why did you post your vomit?
This is almost as bad as that time big5guy posted himself having booty seks with another man.

>>9722077
Well, I unironically believe in that too, but tech stocks (and the market as a whole) are ripe for a pull back.
I think that pull back might follow the shitpost on June 12th, just like the last 2.
Bonds are overvalued as FUCK right now.

>>9722170
This pls. <3

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9722570]

>>9722170
>>9722255
This is a good idea and would be quality content! I'll work on it, it's.easier to do then those damn interviews

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9722728]

>>9722570
The interviews sounded super stressful desu

[Anonymous No.9722729]

>>9721255

rest well friend

[Anonymous No.9722777]

>DNJR
Which one of you made this?

[Anonymous No.9722929]

>>9721313

I'm not going down to that shithole. Next time you're in Vermont, let me know and I'll gladly say it to your face you redneck faggot

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9722956]

>>9722728
I would have them done by now, but the mic I have is garbage outside so I have to figure something else.
My friend has a really great mic, but the last time i saw him I told him he was a cuck faggot because his girl friend cheated on him. I also told him "eat the roastie, you get toastie".
He doesn't talk to me anymore :(

[Anonymous No.9722973]

>>9722570
I can get Warren Buffet to call in

[Anonymous No.9723038]

>>9722170
>anon can call in and shill his stock

Or just call in and ask questions or comments in general.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9723066]

>>9722956
That was solid advice, comfy. Definitely worth it. No larpo.
Last girl I dated tried to pressure me into an open relationship. She was also a literal Jew. I left and ate a banana. #NoRagrets

[Anonymous No.9723139]

>>9711048
I think Capital One gives 1% interest on checking and savings. No fees or even stealth fees like JPM either.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9723176]

>>9723139
>inflation is at least 2%
>1% interest on checking and savings
>literally losing money by putting it there
SAD
>>9723066
St00pid roastie, it's pleasing you escaped
>>9722973
Call him a faggot then beg for money

[Anonymous No.9723341]

>>9707763
imagine what that does in your colon

[Anonymous No.9723385]

>>9723176
I agree that savings and checking accounts fuck you over due to inflation...
In fact I've always heard:
>Inflation is an invisible tax on the middle class
Specifically the middle class because poor people don't have savings from living paycheck to paycheck and the upperclass is smart enough to invest it instead,
HOWEVER, you do need at least a little cash in the bank for liquidity purposes (paying bills and not having to liquidate your investments at a bad time to do so), AND capital one is far from the worst set up for doing this.

[Anonymous No.9723545]

Is it illegal to buy stock for the company you work for right before earnings are released?

They email all of us the ER usually 15-20 minutes before the market closes.

[Anonymous No.9723668]

>>9723545
Uhhh... Yes.
I'm literally afraid of doing a fucking thing with my company's stock outside of the employee stock purchase plan.
I think you aren't supposed to touch the stock within a 2 day range of earnings.

>>9723341
I literally have no idea. Can you explain.

>>9722956
>>9723038
(Comfy)
You might want to get a burner phone or use Google's voice over IP/anonymous phone number service.
You don't want 4chan to have your number, even if this is /biz/.
I really fucked with an ex-gf by posting her phone number on /b/ once. Actually had the cops come and tell me to cut that shit out. She ended up having to get a new phone.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9723844]

>>9723545
If you literally act off that Earnings Report in any way before the rest of the investors receive it, that's the true definition of "insider trading", which I think is a felony.

[Anonymous No.9723940]

>>9723545
>>9723844

Even though I'm on the bottom of the totem pole? Would they really waste resources coming after me?

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9724070]

>>9723940
>>9723940
You're retarded, Anon

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9724075]

>>9723940
"They" would be the SEC, anon. Not your company.
They look at the top of the totem pole with the most scrutiny, but if you really do act off that earnings report before the external investors receive it, you really can get a felony for it.
I wouldn't.

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9724083]

>>9723668
10/10 advice. Google voice would work great, I would just make a burner email to make it with and generate a new number every episode

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9724174]

>>9724070
This.
I'm honestly being a little polite about it too. (I've heard that I need to drop a habit of making strong and absolute statements in the Dale Carnegie book)
You absolutely could go to pound-me-in-the-ass prison for that.

I love playing fast and loose too, although I don't think I really skirt the law anywhere when it comes to my stock trades, so more in that I love taking on lots of risk and making frequent trades like everyone else on here, but that's not something that I'd play with.
That's just about the most illegal thing you can mess with in stock trading.
Plus, there seems to be a tendency that stocks usually are able to price in the actual numbers by close anyways. There's a chart floating around somewhere that shows that there is 0 correlation between beats and losses for EPS and the % change in the stock price next day. It seems that real insider trading already manages to price in the actual numbers a full couple days ahead, unless it's a very massive and unexpected loss or gain for a fortune 500.

[Anonymous No.9724179]

>>9724070

im sort of new to all this

[(Comfy) !!7iCGIecbnK/ No.9724291]

>>9724179
>I'm sort of new to this
>asking a question like you already know the answer

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9724295]

>>9724179
Don't touch your own company's stock and you're basically kosher.
>>9724070
This meme used to be a lot more popular in the /rgt/ threads about a year ago, but I think with SEC instead of FBI on the jacket label. /rgt/ used to like playing biotechs a lot more IIRC.

>>9724083
Bingo. Perfect.
Google Voice sounds like the service I was thinking of.

There's definitely a few non-tripfags that like to go hard. i.e. fucking with big5guy and that pic of his calves.
I would not be surprised at all if a couple people fuck with you a ton if they manage to doxx you.
If this does happen, just ignore everything -- never ever respond, start setting your accounts to private or delete them, and lose your online presence completely. They should not be able to get a reaction or response out of you.
I don't think this is a huge risk, but just wanted to put it out there.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9724345]

>>9724291
It could be an SEC agent that's probing a bit.
I think I saw a couple posts in the /rgt/ threads where it would go
>I have some insider information on the upcoming trial results of a biotech firm.
And then, it'd get like half a dozen memes of either Pepe as an SEC agent, "Jeff start the van. We have work to do", or "hello SEC"
It always reminded me of how tinfoil hat posters on /pol/ screech about the JIDF shills, but there might be some truth to it -- just substantially less than people autistically screech about.

[Anonymous No.9724355]

>tfw cant buy petrobras through my meme broker

[Anonymous No.9724365]

>>9724345
>It could be an SEC agent that's probing a bit.

wow

and you guys are calling me the retard....

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9724370]

>>9723940
>>9724179
Have I convinced you that this is a bad idea yet? Be honest.
Just trying to help a noob, I guess.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9724406]

>>9724365
I said "could." I don't have a lot of conviction here.
It seems like something they might do, like how the FBI will set up sting operations to catch drug dealers and pedophiles.
Insider trading is the most classicly illegal thing involving the current stock market.
People get busted for it all the time off of false positives too.

[Anonymous No.9725057]

NVIDIA seems like a solid buy at all times but AMD is seemingly taking off. It's current price isn't out of it's normal bouncing boundary of $10-15 in the past year but what I'm wondering is if they have any new technology that warrants them breaking out of it.

Opinions on buying AMD now vs. waiting it out and for possible sub $11?

[Anonymous No.9725164]

>>9723545
>>9723940
You're not allowed to trade stock for the company you work for around earnings. Look up voluntary and mandatory trading window. No insider can trade during the period from two weeks prior to earnings to two days after earnings are released. That goes for all employees, higher level guys have a larger window in which they can't trade.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9725419]

>>9725057
I heard they're doing pretty solid on getting to the next nanometer level of chips -- it's like 7nm or 10nm, and they're kinda beating Intel at it.
I sold all tech and semiconductors on Friday though. I'm waiting to see the reaction to the next fed shitpost.

[Anonymous No.9725578]

Thoughts on cyber security memes?
specifically:
$PANW
$CYBR
$HACK

I've been thinking about sinking some money into them long term but I haven't found a good entry point yet.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9725698]

>>9725164
Shit.
Didn't know it was 2 weeks before.
Thankfully I only sold once, but now I gotta check it was compliant.

>>9725578
Although I've always been enthusiastic about tech stocks in general, I'm not super enthusiastic about cybersecurity after working for a firm that did that.
Nobody profits in a huge manner whenever one of those bugs like heartbleed, shellshock, or Spector.
(Spector was actually discovered by a team at Google btw)

Others to check out are Fireye (FEYE) which looks like shit but makes the news a lot, and Raytheon (RTN) which I guess is more of a defense contractor like LMT & NOC but has a lot more exposure to cybersecurity.
I do like Raytheon.

I do think there's a huge and growing future for cybersecurity, but I think firms just aren't going to "new paradigm" style profit from it in the same way as with the internet and machine learning.

[Anonymous No.9725722]

Downloaded Robinhood, planning on investing $500. I’m not trying to day trade and worry about capital gains. I just want to earn dividends and continue to invest spare cash, building my portfolio long term. Would ETFs be a good route to go?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9725757]

>>9725578
>CYBR is headquartered in Israel
Gross. Get out of it.
HMNY is run by a multinational Jew that spends half his time in Israel.
They certainly are good at business, but that means that they know how to profit OFF their shareholders rather than FOR them. (Think DRYS here)

>HACK
It's an ETF like BOTZ. BOTZ is stupid and meme-tier (my dumbass friend that falls for all hype bought into BOTZ, and BOTZ is also in "most popular 100" collection for RH). I recommend looking it up on etfdb and digging through its holdings for some gold, on top of saying no to those hidden ETF management fees.

[Anonymous No.9725797]

Fuck the /Weekend/ I want to buy /Dean/

[Anonymous No.9725812]

>>9725722
No, just go work at pizza hut until you have 1000

[Anonymous No.9725834]

>>9725812
I do have a thousand, what now

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9725842]

>>9725722
>Downloaded Robinhood, planning on investing $500
That's fine. I only started with $500 and only sunk more money in as I built up a sufficiently comfy level of profit to justify it
>I’m not trying to day trade and worry about capital gains.
Capital gains only applies to profit.
If you buy 1 share of SPY for $250 and sell it for $300, you only pay taxes on the $50 of profit that you made.
>I just want to earn dividends and continue to invest spare cash, building my portfolio long term. Would ETFs be a good route to go?
Sure.
SPY is the S&P 500, the 500 biggest companies in the US. It's difficult to outperform in the long run.
QQQ is NASDAQ, it has a bit of a tech bias.
DJIA is Dow Jones industrial average, which I don't see a good ticker for on RH
You could also use $100 of that for getting a hang of picking your own stuff and buying a few shares of companies that you're interested in.

I started about 18 months ago with 80% in SPY and 20% in AMD.

[Anonymous No.9725849]

>>9725834
What would I do with 1000:
50% GOV 50% GIS
those will give you dividonds

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9725866]

>>9725797
>Fuck the /Weekend/ I want to buy /Dean/
As in DF, Dean Foods?
That caught my eye too.
For weekends, I'll sometimes watch futures on investing.com
I'm massively shorting bonds for the impending fed shitpost and Italian situation, so I'm watching treasuries and SPY futures, which you might be interested in. I think there's commodities on there too.

[Anonymous No.9725897]

>>9707780
lol dude shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.9725920]

>>9725866
ive used investing.com for a long time
All my comments get deleted instantly because they are too quality

yes dean foods, they will be added to my mix

[Anonymous No.9725934]

Heres the newell TA, like finding the last piece to the puzzle

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9726081]

>>9725934
Newell is going to fly when they figure their shit out.
Carl fucking Icahn stepped in, and they're down like 50%.
I'm going to take a wild guess and say that Carl Icahn is going to get a fucking return on his investment here.

>comments deleted because they're too high quality
Kek. I know that feel.
You CANNOT profit as an investor if you lie to yourself.
I got banned 3 times in one day from stocktw*ts because they didn't like my bearposting.
It's like the only fucking place I can have an honest discussion about stocks is fucking 4chan.
The whole world is setting itself up for some real champions here to come in and fucking steamroll everything that's out there right now.
Donald Trump is just the first coming here.
4chan shitposting is going to come full circle to the front fucking page on the NY Times when I'm in my 30s or 40s.
The left-liberal moral triumphalism and safe spaces will end, and if not somebody else, it's gonna be me replacing all the cucks in silicon valley with platforms loaded with the true meaning of "open fucking minded"

[Anonymous No.9726150]

>>9726081
a week ago during my research mission, I found the activist investors couldnt get anything done because of a stubborn oldtime board of directors
Perhaps soon they wilol die, and the stock will moon

[Anonymous No.9726196]

I'm giving up crypto for now because it's just too risky and price is based off of a popularity contest. Still holding my $4k of REQ, XLM, BTC, ICX and ETH, but I want to start getting into the stock market again.

I'm gonna put some in an S&P 500 and also IQ + NVIDIA. These seem pretty solid with IQ being a bit risky, but I can take the risk. What other semi-risky options are available that you would recommend?

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9726228]

>>9726150
I heard CEO is getting out and there's a fuck ton of churn right now.
You know what that means.
Carl Icahn is gets to inject the new guard.

[Anonymous No.9726233]

How hard do you think the markets will be hit Monday?

[Anonymous No.9726246]

>>9726196
sell all your crypto buddy
Sell point was 7 months ago, just put all that into Teekay Tankers

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9726261]

>>9726196
IQ is Chinese tech.
A bit risky is an understatement. The Chinese market is as emotionally driven as the cryptomarket.
Your play is like
>oooohh... I'll put like half my money in a savings account for the interest payments and the other half I'll give to poker players in Vegas.
How about you flip IQ for what it's a shit knock off of -- NFLX

[Anonymous No.9726282]

>>9726261
I was gonna put like 5-10% in IQ, 50% in an S&P and the remaining 40% in more stable positions like NVIDIA, Amazon, etc. I wanted to have a small percentage of my portfolio in a super high risk position.

[Anonymous No.9726293]

>>9726282
Actually probably less in S&P, maybe 20-25% so I have more room for stocks with higher potential for growth.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9726308]

>>9726246
Oh, you're Nikkei poster. I didn't recognize you until that pic lol

>>9726150
I think I've heard that Carl Icahn likes to hunt for a "complacent board of directors"
I bought a TON of Newell on Friday. That was hot. I bet it sold so hard, it'll even bounce up on Monday.
In an article I read, PEP was brought up as a nice consumer staple / safety investment if an upcoming correction or crash were to happen. Probably will load up on even more of that even if it's already departing from good value investment levels.
What do you think of GE? I like that they cut the dividend. I think the CEO has plans.

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9726352]

>>9726282
>>9726293
Dude, the Chinese government was intervening in keeping their stocks smooth for their include in some major ETFs on Friday.
As soon as eyes come off that, the Chinese stocks are gonna slam to the floor.
I'm predicting soon after June 13th -- the fed shitpost. Our tech stocks are getting a little overvalued as well, so it's very ripe for the exact same correction that we saw on the last 2 shitposts.
I'm actually thinking about shorting a few chink techs with puts. They're sketchy as fuck, and I'm a tech bull.

I can support going 50% FAANG though. I was probably 50%+ FAANG earlier this year.
I dumped all my tech stocks on Friday though because that rally was surreal.
You can keep going though. Every investor learns best through trial and error. This could be a good lesson for you lol

[Anonymous No.9726362]

guys, what happened to the /smg/ hedge fund?

[Anonymous No.9726389]

>>9726308
I dont follow GE, its probably good buy, yyy I buy other dow shit like vz and ko for the ranges, and ge was downtrend so I never traded it. Its too popular, so the heavy small spec buys worry me

Pep is one of the greatest stocks of all time, Im never selling

Im like like 18% in PEP
20% in BAC,
the growth + dividend growth is insane

[Anonymous No.9726400]

>>9726362
t o t a l l o s s

[Anonymous No.9726439]

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see you guys Monday

[Anonymous No.9726460]

>>9726439
just make another one

[2 scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.9726485]

>>9726389
Ugh. My PEP position is feeling super light now, and it's already an inordinately large position compared to what I do normally.

I don't like bank stocks right now. I work for one.
Is BAC one of the one's getting hit by Dodd-Frank? If not, it'll be ripe for a JUSTing.
Auto loans are starting to rise very steadily in defaults despite unemployment decreasing ever more.
Home prices are getting overvalued, but not as bad as before the last recession thanks to regulators breathing down their necks.
Then, we've got this whole student loan thing. Yup. How the fuck will that play out?

Now,
Although the big banks can't be exposed to the juicy deals thanks to Dodd-Frank and regulators, they are lending heavily to the smaller banks that CAN pull the subprime loan shit.

In a recessionary pop, I've read the financial industry usually gets hit the hardest, and I think tech is pretty high up there too.

Now here's the icing on the cake:
The only bank stock I hold is the one I work for. And the only reason I would hold it is that they're going to make a national campaign in the fall/winter for a service offering that is absolutely going to rape all the other banks.
If not for this, I'd be selling my shares every fucking time I get them right now.

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[Anonymous No.9726545]

>>9726509

based