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[Anonymous No.9758683]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
You ought to be a billionaire
but the bear is with you

[Anonymous No.9758697]

>>9758683
Some people bought Bitcoin
While others bought Eth
But your wallet stinks
Because you bought Link

[Anonymous No.9758698]

>>9758683
Monkeys can use BitMEX
Pigs can get slaughtered
Bears can get liquidated
Bulls can get liquidated
Whales can get liquidated
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People can also get liquidated
But that's about it.

[Anonymous No.9758741]

>>9758697
Amy likes Chainlink

You know what I heard about Amy?
Amy likes Chainlink.
Icky, stinky, ugly Chainlink!
That's why I'm not friends with her.

Amy is really good at shitposting.
I saw her shilling my favorite coin.
Every time she wrote a sentence, I bought 100k.
But she likes Chainlink.
That's why I'm not friends with her.

One time, I hurt my leg really bad.
Amy helped me up and took me to the nurse.
I tried not to let her touch me.
She likes Chainlink, so she probably has AIDS.
That's why I'm not friends with her.

Amy has a lot of friends.
I always see her talking to people.
She probably talks about Chainlink.
What if her friends start to shill Chainlink too?
That's why I'm not friends with her.

It doesn't matter if she likes other coins.
It doesn't matter if she keeps it private.
It doesn't matter if it doesn't hurt anyone.

It's gross.
She's gross.
The world is better off without Chainlink lovers.

And I'm gonna tell everyone.