/biz/ - Business & Finance

There is some spicy DD coming out these last few days. Not that I read any more than the tldr. That's good enough for me to know we are ALL going to wagmi.
I'm as comfy as a sensual piece of salted rye bread fresh out of toaster all ready to be rubbed down with butter. mmmmmm

I'm here with some free financial advice that could get me in trouble with the SEC if this camel out. I'm behind a proxy and tunneling through a VPN backdoor using a spoofed hash key. Anyway, here it is: in the coming weeks, there is a coin launching with the backing of several billionaires. It will be a shadow drop. If you get in on the ground floor you're looking at a huge windfall. All inside analyst sources point to $5k EOY. Keep an eye out for it, only those with high intelligence and intuition will be able to grab the tail of this dragon. Name: Stank Token (STN). Thank me later.
- DarkDante

>>55560917
What a time to be alive

The fud is off the charts. Anyone else a comfy boy?

>>55286580
>call her open pre w/ 54d
>check flop to her
>she bets quarter pot
>jam
>she calls
>river second nuts
fuck your pocket aces and your saggy tits, bitch

Oooh so glad I didn't buy anything during the recent pump. Been stacking cash for the year. I'll step back in with a few ounces if it keeps dropping.

>>54968719
The balance sheet is being tidied up in BK11 and the assets will be sold off to the highest bidder to expand existing online retailing capacity. And from the recent tweets, it is starting to look like GMERICA is a real thing. Ryan Cohen is a serious entrepreneur who has experience in online retailing who built up Chewy in the online pet retailing, sees opportunities elsewhere. He invested heavily in Gamestop and happened to notice a MASSIVE ILLEGAL NAKED SYSTEMIC SHORT position on OUR ownership. He expand GME's access to the capital markets, he has every interest in destroying the naked shorts that are unable to close their positions. Whatever naked shorts were underwater on GME, they moved on to naked short another company as a last ditch effort to obtain free capital and the ILLEGAL NAKED SYSTEMIC SHORTS were sniffed out and are in the process of being destroyed. Justly. So that his company can benefit in shareprice all of the gains being made. And also to expand the company, slurping up BBBY is just gravy on top. Once the company squeezes, new shares can be issues to settle the debts and MAXIMIZE shareholder value.
Comically simple if you ask me. Naked shorting is dangerous, and all of the pieces are in place to blow them up and transfer 100% OF THE DEBTS on to the ILLEGAL NAKED SYSTEMIC SHORTS. They will pay top dollar to the company to close their shorts. This will clear the debts as well as maximize shareholder value to over SIX MILLION DOLLARS.

My strategy is simple. I deposit money into my account and I write $0.50 puts and get paid $22 each. I then use that credit to buy shares of GME. If I get assigned then I got shares for $0.50 each. If they price moves higher then I made literal $44% ROI for taking a month of risk. And all of this masterful financial ingenuity leaves me completely hedged with GME shares that will squeeze to SIX MILLION DOLLARS.
We are ALL going to wagmi and the hedgies are going to pay for it.
I am comfier than a warm piece of toast being buttered up for a very ssssensual breakfast.

We are ALL going to wagmi

>>54362508
Spicy.

>>54308729
Right? You can also tell that trying to fud 24/7 is taking an emotional toll on many of them. They literally think calling you a dumb fuck baggie doesn't betray the levels of frustration they are feeling. They are absolutely, downright, dead to rights SEETHING.

>>54157198
Yesss..... do go on...this pleases me...

I enjoy watching the shillies be up to date on 8-k filings for stocks they don't own and pretend like they don't stick out like a sore thumb. They grace us with their presence 24/7 with well choreographed talking points to no avail. The shorts and longs are dogpiling into this stock and only one of us can win out in the long run, and given that we are at bankruptcy tier valuations we can go nowhere but up.
Once the emergency-barcode algo is turned off this stock RIPS to $7+.
The shorts are desperate for you to sell, hence the shills wanting you to SELL as opposed to buy in a classic pump and dump.

>>53984820
I feel like the other shoe is about to drop. Those who held will be richly rewarded.

>>53955935
I will make you a deal. BBBY goes bankrupt and I will spend all day here seething about jews so you can make fun of me. If BBBY squeeze you give me 6 hours to make fun you before you kill yourself.
Pinky swear!

>>53926128
Besides gloating to the non believers, wallstreet executives killing themselves will be the best part of MOASS.

Just wrote a put for $92 and then bought 50 more shares.

I hope my cash secured puts get exercised on Friday and then MOASS happens next week and I literally make 6million dollars. Hoooooly fucking shit this is so fucking exciting.

Who here is ready for Merger Monday!

>>53245046
I heard there are like $67,000 ITM calls about to send BBBY into the stratosphere depending on if they are hedged or not. No chance in hell I sleep tonight.

Guys, I think we are ALL going to wagmi

>BBBY up 26%
>GME up 1.28%
who's the distraction stock now, faggots

>>53162265
No doubt that some people have made money shorting GME. However, the "systemic short" position cannot be closed because there is no liquidity because 90% of all orders are longs as opposed to short transactions.
The big boys are trapped in the trade and they will be carted off to the chop shop to be turned into tendies.
You're a little fish and we caught ourselves a Moby Dick. We have the white whale harpooned and are currently reeling it in.

>>53158066
Right? I actually think its fun to have someone to argue with while we wait for our tendies. The eternal crab was insufferable. Having shillies literally seething and DESPERATELY trying to provide the anti-MOASS thesis and failing (while also betraying that they know more about the day-to-day news surrounding GME than almost anyone else) is what keeps me going. This is the most excited I have been for GME since July and I think the splivvie poison is starting to work its magic. The shorts can't maintain the forced injection of leverage. The buy pressure we all enjoy is also depleting shares at a much faster rate and the hedgies can only drop the share price lower as their margin costs are eaten up on a daily basis. Capitulation is soon, folks. Go ahead and start writing your two weeks notice because I don't think we'll be working this spring.