/biz/ - Business & Finance

OHHHHHHHHH LINKIIIIIEEEES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff02mApjDbE

Stimulus is priced in, red Monday sorry to say it bros, this can't continue, we ain't seen nothing yet

Biz I am completely inverse right now I have been walking backwards, talking backwards, only pointing south at all times and I am becoming a black hole sucking in anons losses into my inverse portfolio, we will reach the singularity soon and I will be god of the market, this is the Bizarro market, line go down, I go up, I read graphs upside down

>>29718727
Big mistake I am now inverted I do everything backwards and walk only pointing south and when the market goes down to 0 I am the richest man on earth, niggle me this batman what only costs 13$ but goes up 50% an hour

Oh god if HMJI hits 20$ and weed just goes straight into the gutter im literally gonna be rich oh god I'm gonna coom, don't miss out bros SQQQ UVXY don't sit around losing money

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>137.06
KEK AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Thank god this is what I was waiting for Reddit is going to turn the market blood red and my sqqq and HMJI are gonna fucking blow, fuck yea I'm rich thank you based retards please crash the market with no survivors

>>29602202

Dubs and tommorow is red

>>29545448
Oh I know
>81,000 eoy

But is that really realistic? That would push the market cap absurdly high

>>29518204
My holdings are doing fine I just misread the severity we were gonna see (as of right now) and went in on an inverse wtf for the MJ index, although I'm not really worried cause it bottomed out and weed is gonna experience a slow decline anyway, so long as no news fucks it up, a little worried so I might jump out at the first sign of weed being pumped

>>29517708
roll 2

I'm sick of these 3 dimensional roasts in my smg you all deserve this dump

It's over linkies~~

>>29449169
good boy, now say it 10 more times.

>Lum BLACKED
>Futures RED
>DXY POOMPED
>Yield UP
An apocalyptic day

>>29339677
A steak? That's 4400$, you could probably get a junior chicken for that much

>>29311035
>>29311206
ngmi

Hello biz I want to get into options and I'm trying to pick a first time strategy... Im thinking either covered calls or buying something and straddling it, maybe LEAPS? Or just start buying and selling contracts with no actual shares

>>29255765
Only 1000? I'd invest that in one stock only, probably looking at something that could see percent increase in the hundreds, but is also a safe pick, so anything bankrolled by the fed, the problem mostly lies in what I know at the time, if lockdown is on the table, Telehealth or zoom maybe, if not probably something related to masks, the only correct answer though is SQQQ but I don't think that's what you're looking for

>>29220862
lmao. take the initial profit after 3x and get the rest out after 10x. of course a fucking pokemon coin is gonna rug

I have no work today, I have no obligations, I've been in my house for 1 whole year, I've haven't seen a woman in 7 years, all I have are stocks that's why I'm here on Saturday

>>29216043
It's a piece of shit like most speculative junior miners they haven't ever seen a fucking hole in the ground let alone mine anything. Their press release consisted of: BIG NEWS: THERES A BLOCK OF MANGANESE UP MY ASS. I'm not saying they were a bad pick but learn to TA because there's nothing there long term, you just hit the tail end of its long year pump cycle, if you're not out at the top prepare to wait a few more years until the tides pump it again