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Buy a new bed and some LINK

>>17680551
tesla

Hope you bought the dip.

What wallet do you guys use for your stinkies?

>he isn't listening to lo-fi while watching Link go up in price

Yo don't know comfy

>>17186871
1K EOY my linkies stay super stinky

>>17144360
Thank you that was beautiful. I can sleep peacefully now that someone has done it.

>>17052643
Did you guys buy right at the chainlink partnership announcement? Ignored that initially because they partner with hundreds of teams, and then I saw it getting shilled here at 10x.

>>17049642

>>16748180
wow didn't realize where the poorunpottytrainedoffbrandnigger meme came from til now, holy shit

>>16710604
Once upon a time in a timeline much like our own lived Wagie Wojak. He gets up at 6:00am, eats a bowl of oatmeal with a cup of instant coffee. At 7:30 he serves breakfast at McDonalds. From 11:00am, he begins serving lunch. At 12:30 he gets a free lunch. He gets a Big Mac with large fries for himself and prepares an order for his friend.
A year ago, Wagie Wojak noticed the same guy would come to eat at McDonalds every day, at the same time, and always ordered the Big Mac with extra Special Sauce. The man loved the Big Mac Special Sauce and always asked for 3x. He orders two extra Big Macs and scrapes off the sauce to dip the fries in for one, and with the other he puts the extra sauce in his Oreo McFlurry. Whenever the man came to Wojak’s counter, Wojak would secretly give him 5x the sauce.
Wojak became friends with the Man. They would have lunch together. Wojak never learned more about what the man worked on or what his name is. He would just call himself Big Mac.
Today, at 8:00pm Wojak continued to work.
“Working late on New Years Eve?” Said Big Mac.
“I don’t have anywhere to go. I didn’t get a girlfriend again this year,” said Wojak. His skin pinkened as was normal.

>>16558334
sergey isn't pregnant or muslim or gay, he's just a man with a big vision, big belly, and an even bigger heart

Nolinkers will be joining swingies.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hahaha I think everyone in this thread should go take a nice nap. There's really nothing going on in crypto at the moment and you're all getting very, very tired. Yawwwwn mmmhmm yeah man it's getting toasty in here I could just drift off right now. Everyone close down 4chan and take a little break, it's good for your eyes to rest them for a minute.

>>16353312
>>16353315
>>16353326
>>16353328
So you're telling me this project has confirmed ties to the banking cartel (Iso 20022 compliant, just in time for the Psd2 directive), the cream of the crop of global legal firms and institutions as well as some of the biggest tech companies in the blockchain space focused on the soon to be mass adopted enterprise level smart contracts such as consensys, Microsoft, IBM, docusign, Intel and Digital Asset and that the solution to the oracle problem which it is aiming to solve is essentially the God protocol as described by the creator of the smart contract concept himself, ie one of the main pillars of the fourth industrial revolution and the backbone of the future blockchain infrastructure (10% of global GDP in less than 10 years) that will allow massive automation of post trade processing, thus saving all the biggest markets such as derivatives, logistics and insurance possibly trillions in saving, AND its the only project of its kind due to its blockchain agnostic and decentralized nature and has the first mover advantage, but despite all these confirmed facts it's being largely ignored by the crypto community, although it has gone up from 120 to 50 (update: 13) ranking in a bear market with no marketing just in a couple of months, simply because a dozens of dedicated autistic neets down vote every possible clue about it on reddit and ACTIVELY fud their own investment instead of shilling it, because they're the only ones who realized this revolutionary project would basically replace all the lawyers with neet nodes where 1 link needs to be worth at least 5k usd in order to be sufficient collateral for the quadrillion derivatives market, the same neets who first called btc and eth when no one was taking crypto seriously and have harnessed the power of weaponized autism and meme magick to put Trump in the white house? Do you realize how delusional and insane that sounds? Personally I'm all in.

>>16322930
>>16323019
it's not a fault of chainlink's. did you really think link was going to moon before the bull market? BTC is still king. luckily the halving is just around the corner. crypto will look much different in a year's time from now.

>The link marines are o.k. in my book
made me chuckle. you're o.k. too analyst.

That was a nice dose of hopium OP.

>>16260474
link will surpass the us dollar

>>16248233
Good thing I have 6k

>>16241876
I'm ready for singularity.

>>16232076
Buy link

comfy here

>>16164440
TONIGHT IS THE NIGHT ANON