/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>18670798
I SHOULDN'T HAVE PUT EXXON MOBILE, YOU PIECES OF FUCKING SHIT BATFUCKERS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>want to apply for PPP as sole proprietor
>chase's retarded application form doesn't accept 0 for number of employees

AAHHHH FIX THIS SHIT YOU FAGGOTS BEFORE THE WELL DRIES UP

ARE WE GOING UP OR DOWN!?!?!! I HAVE LONGS. THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME.

>>18137838
This is the end of fiat isn't it?

>>18072901

I NEED SUSTENANCE! I CRAVE GIBS! I NEED BIG FAT TRUMP CUMMIES IN MY TUMMY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns2POBYJtuw

>>18027581
Fuck you

Reminder that BTO's are extremely volatile. The financial recession that's bound to happen come monday due to the corona virus could trigger another 2008 scenario.

I AM READY TO BUY MORE LINK TODAY SIRS
HOW SHOULD I DO IT? LADDER STRATEGY? OR SHOULD I JUST WATCH AND WAIT FOR IT TO KEEP DROPPING?
SORRY FOR YELLING

>>17291954

>>16715485

I just spent 30 minutes typing out my goodbye but realize its pointless and deleted it.

Fuck this life.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

9000 unconfirmed tx
83MB size mempool , wtf is going on.

>>16137889
>expand the government, and give everyone completely useless jobs.
no thanks comrade

there's no evidence that UBI will decrease labor force participation significantly. they only found some new mothers and people going back to school dropped out.

>>16137355
please tell us a better idea than UBI. elon himself has says he thinks UBI is inevitable not because he wants it, but because he doesn't see any other realistic option.

>>16136779
I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

THAT'S THE TOP BOYS


SELL SELL SELL

Short version is this , i work in a company where i need to keep in contact with potential clients depending if they are doing events or not , this mean finding out who is doing what and then contacting them.

Problem is that they are now putting all employees in a fucking leaderboard where there is a fucking ranking on who is doing the most.

I don't need to have 200iq to realize this is going to be a fucking massacre now as wagies start to each other to not be the last in the ranking , i always met deadlines and goals but this is stressful as fuck now because wagies starting to eat each other you are working on x industry and all of the sudden everyone is doing the same stealing your potential job for the next days.

I would like to know if anyone knows of a software where i could build a list of contacts and make the software remember me after x time scrap that contact again.

For example checked shitycompany.com > check again in two months

I would like to build my own personal list of contacts that way i am not as stresful of other cagies stealing my own job.

I am sure this would be easy to program but i am sure there will be a solution like this.

Help a fellow anon plz i am not sure how much i am going to resist otherwise it's hard to work when you are meassured as a machine in a fucking leaderboard and everyone is stealing the job you prepared for the next day by contacting the client first.

Make it stop the fucking spread keeps growing

https://ar.coinmonitor.info/

it's now 30% spread on the average and the capital controls will enter into effect later today.

This shit is insane.

>>16047521
31ST IS WHEN IT HITS BABY THATS WHEN IT HITS HARD. GET READY YOU FILTHY FUCKEN NIGGER FUCK YOU YOU'RE GOING TO BE RICH AND HITTING NEW PARADIMES OR A FUCKEN NIGGER GETTING FINNA DABBED ON

Look at this chart of localbitcoins trade

https://coin.dance/volume/localbitcoins

Trade volume has collapsed in all countries at the same time(not in btc but in fiat).

Liquidity crisis and global economic collapse inminent(this is why there are global chimpouts).

Prepare your anus anons , btc will go up after december and crypto will be saved by the halvening being synchronized with the collapse , tether may implode , the stock markerts will collapse , dark years ahead , be in cash ready to invest after the shitstorm.

>>15904054
alright fuck me I didn't deserve any money...

>>15844466
Not dead but it did cost me 2.5% of my stack

only one way to get it back!

>>15803071
no you didn't faggot, buying that much FTM would have filled all of my sell orders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ3G0oS-OWY

Let's do a scream thread.


reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>$1.95
>"Probably gonna go back below $1.90 before it pumps again, maybe I should swing."
>"Nah"
We could have +33%'ed the stack bros. Fuck