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LITERALLY EVERY TIME if I buy something it dumps and if I sell it pumps wtf how is it possible to be this retarded/unlucky

I bought into GME at around $240 for one share
I figured if the propaganda was correct, mooning meant I might make a neat $500 - $1000. That'd be nice right? I could get some cool new thing I don't need off amazon, or eat out for like a month, or fully stock my minibar.
And if it was wrong, I really don't give much of a fuck about a gambling loss I can afford. Yeah $240 sucks but I'd probably lose more if I went on a vacation to Vegas with a couple grand saved up. Why would I ever put my life's savings on this?

I figure it's pretty good I learned this lesson about the stonks early.

But holy fuck do I pity the idiots who put their life savings into this. I knew NOTHING about stocks, but I at least knew the one rule: Don't bet what you aren't willing to lose.

>sell google to buy gme
>BUY GME AT PEAK
>GME WILL DROP TO 30 TODAY
>GOOGLE WILL GO TO 2150
WHY THE FUCK AM I SO RETARDED

I lost 200k on GME, wtf do i do now

>>27810436
what the fuck did I just read

Can mcdonalds sue a shitcoin called mcdonald’s coin?

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>>27802635
Its fucking happening. BUY GME THIS IS NOT A DRILL !!

>>27696879
This guy is the definition of buy high sell low

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>>27602557
It's downhill from here

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>>27525267
If you plan to hold, get in. If you plan to swing stay away

>>27420263
anon.... you know what percentile means right?
I mean it would explain a lot

>>27411762
I bought xrp at .76 almost, bought gme at 411 at nakd 1.82
>>27411786
Its a scam as the other crap thats being promoted

man you guys aren't supposed to actually buy high and sell low, it's just a joke

Just hold it friends. It's probably gonna drop to 0.5ish but the overall trend over the last few days is still extremely healthy

>>27261314
buying high wish me luck

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>>27195539
This is one of the best financial memes I've ever saw.

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>>27197563
Well it is kinda nice to see these dumbfucks send their money to more responsible people.