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>> No.30085308 [View]
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30085308

these stocks aren't recov'ring
they're just dead cat bounces
this bleach looks delicious
i'll start with twelve ounces

>> No.30083105 [View]
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30083105

they say the market will crash
and that fills me with dread
'cause that might be the day i
shoot myself in the head

>> No.30080839 [View]
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30080839

they say to buy low
and sell when it's high
but after today
i just want to die

>> No.30069888 [View]
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30069888

the market is crashing
and no hope remains
we'll all soon be riding
on joe biden's trains

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30056023

on a day like today
with the markets so red
i wonder to myself
if i'm better off dead

>> No.30030077 [View]
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30030077

at the end of the day, i
looked at my positions
am i really retarded?
i have some suspicions

>> No.29991060 [View]
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29991060

i bought a few stocks
i wasn't following the crowd
it doesn't matter
my parents won't ever be proud

>> No.29988291 [View]
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29988291

i guess i'm just a bobo
invested in memes
mommy looks at my stock picks
and instantly screams

>> No.29980294 [View]
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29980294

my positions turned pink
and it's getting too risky
i guess i'll go drink
a whole bottle of whisky

>> No.29977396 [View]
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29977396

these stocks weren't recov'ring
they're just dead cat bounces
this bleach looks delicious
i'll start with twelve ounces

>> No.29971655 [View]
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29971655

the stock price was rising
i'm dumb so i fomo'd
and basic'ly flushed my
whole life down the commode

>> No.29949999 [View]
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29949999

i hope that tomorrow
we make lots of money
but nobody thinks that
these lame poems are funny

>> No.29947078 [View]
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29947078

the markets are closed
there's nothing to do
it makes me wish i
died from china flu

>> No.29930815 [View]
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29930815

those stocks weren't recov'ring
they're just dead cat bounces
this bleach looks delicious
i'll start with twelve ounces

>> No.29922997 [View]
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29922997

i guess i'm just a bobo
invested in memes
mommy looks at my stock picks
and instantly screams

>> No.29918552 [View]
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29918552

the stock price was rising
i'm dumb so i fomo'd
i'm basic'ly flushing
my life down the commode

>> No.29913928 [View]
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29913928

we are almost through sunday
so let's hope for big gains this week
i have low expectations
'cause i know my future is bleak

>> No.29909754 [View]
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29909754

big gains starting monday
and the whole rest of the week
or else i'll go hiking
to throw myself off a peak

>> No.29883561 [View]
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29883561

my positions turned pink
and it's getting too risky
i guess i'll go drink
a whole bottle of whisky

>> No.29879468 [View]
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29879468

the market is dropping
i've lost all my gains
i guess i'll start doing
a lot of cocaine

>> No.29875631 [View]
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29875631

i hope monday that
we see lots of greens
or else i might start
on amphetamines

>> No.29870412 [View]
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29870412

stocks are expensive now
we could be in a bubble
my portfolio though
already looks like rubble

>> No.29864668 [View]
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29864668

big gains starting monday
and the whole rest of the week
or else i'll go hiking
to throw myself off a peak

>> No.29863353 [View]
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29863353

i guess i'm just a bobo
invested in memes
mommy looks at my stock picks
and instantly screams

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