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I’ve never been hugged by anyone

>>50581103
I can probably guess the sentiment.
This kinda thing is boomer bait boiled down to its purest form.
She’s a hot blonde chick, who’s good at golf, which is an old man’s sport.
It’s the same thing that happens when guys drool over girls who are into guns or sports.
Boomers make no attempt at seeing things from other peoples’ point of view, so they see a cute girl who likes what they like and think “Jackpot!”
Meanwhile, these types of girls are really the most ruthless gold diggers you could ever encounter.
Of course she doesn’t like golf/guns/football, but if she pretends to, she’ll be able to get some old stupid guy to finance a pretty comfortable lifestyle.

I make $63,000 as a mechanical engineer designing, testing, and overseeing the manufacturing of agricultural machinery that farmers use to extract crops from the earth more efficiently, 3 years of experience in the “industry”.

How is it possible that these code monkeys make twice as much as me with the same number of years of experience and no degree?

>finish work on Friday evening
>buy junk food, binge, waste rest of evening
>wake up on Saturday morning
>browse internet, read book, drink coffee
>ate a little bit
>go for a lmao6mile walk while listening to podcasts
>walk was a pale imitation of last week's walk (was walking same route for second time, weather was cooler, not as sunnier)
>browsed internet, read book
>went to gym and lifting went well
>had a fast food binge (not as much as usual)
>sleep
>wokenup at around 8 am on Sunday morning
>browser internet on phone in bed
>skimmed a few walkthroughs of games I completed 20, 16, and 13 years ago, feeling nostalgic
>drank coffee while reading book (The Network State by Balaji Srinivasan)
>somehow it was around 1 pm already
>went to rest my eyes before walking; slept until after 4 pm
>went walking while listening to podcasts of people doing actual things with their lives
>had a fast food binge; had regular cola (normally only drink diet stuff)
>now browsing internet before going to the gym and then sleeping
>weekend was very meh

I've gone from an everythingstential crisis in my 20s to a nothingstential crisis in my early 30s. There's nothing much to motivate me or think about. That's life as your everyday neighbourhood ugly beta male.

>finish work on Friday evening
>buy junk food, binge, waste rest of evening
>wake up on Saturday morning
>browse internet, read book, drink coffee
>ate a little bit
>go for a lmao6mile walk while listening to podcasts
>walk was a pale imitation of last week's walk (was walking same route for second time, weather was cooler, not as sunnier)
>browsed internet, read book
>went to gym and lifting went well
>had a fast food binge (not as much as usual)
>sleep
>wokenup at around 8 am on Sunday morning
>browser internet on phone in bed
>skimmed a few walkthroughs of games I completed 20, 16, and 13 years ago, feeling nostalgic
>Sunday will be similar to Saturday but with the doom of work (which isn't even bad anymore)

A few random nostalgic memories are going through my thoughts, even though I know I was an unaltered loser at the time.

>be me
>go for a short walk yesterday evening and heat feels not too bad
>go to gym and do cardio
>avoided junk food all day
>sleep goes badly because it's so fucking hot
>wake up after not enough sleep
>start working
>work goes meh
>buy binge food after work
>outside feels like a total sauna while having hot air blown at me
>binge at home
>feel like I'm melting
>drink coffee
>will go to gym right now after wasting all my free time online

Life is so boring and pointless.

Life as an ugly beta male is a scam.

I tell myself I'll stop binging on junk food but then I try to imagine not eating ice cream and it feels so bad.

I can't fucking wait for it to "only" be in the mid 20 degrees tomorrow.

One of my coworkers is a literal GigaStacey and it's depressilising.

Just as I'm writing this post I've decided to skip the gym today. I'm not feeling at my best because of missed sleep. I'll just imagine myself as those tabloid pictures of fat Leo DiCaprio or Elon Musk ("H-heh, j-just like me...") tomorrow.

The sad thing is all she’d have to do is giggle at the jokes of some wagelsave beta like myself and we’d end up taking care of her and she wouldn’t have to work

Shill me your coins

my room is empty i only got something to sleep on. how can i convince her to go over her place ?
she is actually hot and i found out she got a manlet boyfriend i am at least half meter taller you think she maybe trying to monkey branch

hello again.

>>50029249
felt good but not what i tough , just a warm hole and some fat to hang on and jiggle while pumpig her from behind. its actually depressing now that i know its not that great the whole mystery is gone, feels like i got scammed desu

I saw Sergey Nazarov at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him when staking is coming out or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen store brand bigmacs in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any oracle infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly and asking if he can pay in LINK tokens.

idk

Ummm...yeah, hello? Is this the thread where "based" is? I was told there would be "based"...

OK GUYS WE GET IT
NFT are the ico of 2021, but what are the projects that look the most promising ??
>imba rarible

How do I wake up and cope every day with realising I'm 10 years behind of actually having sizeable bankroll to invest into stonks with
I don't have a job or any savings or investments
Yet I've realised that just waging forever won't get you anywhere it's just a temporary necessary evil
How can you even cope with a shitty paid normie job when you realize how much money People make way easier
All I need is just enough imaginary numbers on a screen and click a few right buttons wait a little bit and voila you have 10-20x your money and can now quit your job
It really is that simple

I'm bearish and scared of another great depression. If all these retards start getting margin called we might all be fucked for years.

unless you're talking about crypto.. fuck crypto

Buy link or be full of regrets

Faggot. 100k ain’t shit. Ur a faggot.

Only a fudder would be aggro over a tip like this. They won’t show proof of sale though, if they truly believe it’s going down. Faggots

This isn't going anywhere. It's going to crab like always. If we hit a new ATH tonight, I'll post a time stamped sharpie in pooper image
cap this faggots.

We made it.

Recommend me a DeFi project with low MC and low (10m max supply) that hasn't pumped yet.