/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I made a fake gofundme claiming to be a MTF and got $2000 and spent it on jfashion and lolita shit. No regrets kek.

>>10352695
>when you respect your coord so much that you always pull down your bloomers and lift your petticoat before you fart

How do I ask out my con crush without seeming clingy?

I'm a straight girl, but some of these con bitches are so hot it makes me wish I had a penis for them.

>con was absolute Trash
>ran a room party
>Had the best AI ever just from all the people I met

Flew down home to see family and go to this trash-tier con, but all the people I partied with made it alright.

Room 645 Hilton represent. I got bitched out by old lady staff telling me I had too many people in my room. Pretended to care and she went away.

no shit, there were like at least 50, and a trash can full of death punch.

kek.

>>9924221
Typical sweet lolita.

>tf breaking up with all my cosplay gfs to have sex with lolita gfs

>>9889522
>"Grandpa, how did you meet grandma?"
>"Well, fifty years ago, some skank made a twerking video and an internet troll edited farts into it..."

>entire thread of deleted posts

>>9785467
Classic.

>>9761540
>chillin' at Friday night tea
>the topic of Misako comes up
>some incel fatty-chan ita screams out "Misako is a busted old biddy!"
>everyone gasps
>mfw the comm elders pin her to the table and yank down her bloomers
>mfw the treasurer spanks her buns until they look like a pair of tomatoes

>>9685481
>nothing in return
>implying
Being a good girl princess is the greatest gift I can give them.

Bf left me, but my comm took me to see the My Little Penis movie and we had a great time.

>>9659306
Yes. It was like a little pink Lifesaver.

>>9616570
Do you poo at the con? I don't get it. :/

>mfw some fat bitch rage-quit because her Instagram post "only" got 327 likes