/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>tfw watching newfags spend stupid amounts of money on dresses I got for under $150
kek

>>10578017
thank you anon :)

Lolitas can be awful but wow does it come in handy when you get pure retards trying to get into the fashion or bitch about muh privilege
They get BTFO'd by lolitas every time.

>>10437117
>How can it be dangerous if its only women allowed there?

>>10321644
That shit happens at every con in any other state lmao
do you even leave the house

>>10099662
Sacrifice them to the dark lord
You will be cleansed of your sins and will find all of your dream dresses

>>9995317
>reverse image search this pic
>"Best guess for this image: disney hambeasts"

>Seagulls, seagulls,
>Yes, Mana?
>Wearing diapers?
>No, Mana.
>Telling the lies?
>No, Mana.
>Show me your butts.
>Ha ha ha.

>>9887718
>watching Mister Rococo at the con
>intense wrestling scene between protag and antag
>slouch down my seat and yell, "YO, THIS NIGGA FINNA GET DABBED ON"
>everyone laughs
>sweet lolita sucks her lolipop and says, "You a'ight, gaijin."
>hear "She kawaii" from one of the oujis

>>9873238
>>9873235
that name

>>9833277
His video on Dashcon is just timeless.

https://youtu.be/1ZgxeX2dCnQ

>tfw some fatty-chan farts during the pledge of allegiance to Misako, and comm security bodyslams her through the table

>on my way to the comm meat, in my new Melty Donut coord
>decide to stop at Dairy Queen for a dozen Blizzards
>fat girl behind the counter is staring daggers at me
>mutters something about lolita being appropriation of Vietnamese cuture
>"Umm, excuse me?"
>she shrieks "Fukk yew, raycist!" and tosses a bucket of molten tar all over my dress
>scream as my favorite coord is ruined
>suddenly, Misako herself flies out of nowhere and punches DQ girl in her tits
>sends her flying out the window and into traffic, where she caves in the hood of a meme delivery truck and causes a five-car pileup
>Missy hugs me tight and tells me everything will be okay
>she reaches into her Bernie Sanders itabag and pulls out a new, solid-gold coord for me to wear
>the CEO of Dairy Queen walks over and hands us two free fish-and-coffee Blizzards
>mfw Misako and I eat our ice cream on the patio as she takes my anal virginity

I always get a giggle when people talk about r9k like it's the scariest thing in the world. Then you go there and it's just shitposting about traps and frog pictures.

>>9447092

>new girl in comm
>"My name's Giselle, but you can call me 'Zellie, or Jizz."
>mfw

>>9329948
Just be sure to yell "CUNT PUNT" when you do it. That's vital.