/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

fuck off /pol/ you stupid farty pants

When I used to work at Payless, I used to get customers who were planning on finding shoes to work for their cosplay. I'm sad that there never was a day in which some cute and well dressed lolitas were ambling in for some potentially loliable shoes.

I once saw a girl at the local super Walmart fabric section wearing a Chocobo white mage caplet she had made herself. We chatted for a while about cosplay, but never exchanged info.

>>8273704
Are you actually surprised? I may be slow, but I'm not that slow that I can't tell when I'm being patronised.
>>8273710
I did what you said and Jesus appeared in front of me and told me that nobody would ever love me and I would never find a qt3.14 bf.
>tfw no bf
h-hold me, anon.

>>8273718
ehh it was doomed from the start.

I think I just experienced my first negative reaction to lolita, except I wasn't even really wearing lolita...
>plop on super casual outfit to run some errands
>so casual it can't even really be considered alt fashion anymore, plus it's covered by a rather plain coat
>most 'out there' pieces of clothing I'm wearing are a cloche hat and kitten heels with small bows on them
>standing in line at grocery store
>two teenage girls in front of me turn around, look me up and down, and burst into hysterical laughter
>one of them is laughing so hard she starts choking on her spit
>they keep laughing while they pay for their soda and while they walk out of the store
>everyone's staring at me
>but why

>>7960564
>implying that shitty movie mary sue was actually in the book
Someone put this woman out of her misery, I'm dying of second-hand embarrassment over here.

>>7932560
Aw no that's not what I wanted to hear! Thanks for your input, though.

>spend a couple weeks working on halloween costumery
>planning to go down to where my friends are at college (that's a whole different bad feel) next weekend for the holiday
>text from friend: "you're coming over this weekend right?"

>all my friends are having a party this weekend and nobody told me in advance
>halloween is my favorite holiday

>>7853935
Ohh. Oh, that feel.

>>7712666
>mwf I love looking at nice casual/daily/plain coords but the itas ruin it for everyone

>>7554160
>ShopMelissa.com USA only services addresses within the U.S.A., U.S. Territories, and APO/FPO/DPO addresses

>>7440779
>Dainty Dolls was going out of business
What? Nooo! I was planning to stock up on that when I got to the UK.
>mfw Western makeup brands for pale people apparently can't survive in this cruel, cruel world

>tfw every time you ask for help in any sort of thread it gets completely ignored, even when you bump it
>tfw when someone finally gives you help, its the shittiest adviice that you have ever seen, and would look awful if you took it

its been 7 months, and I still have a gorgeous dress that I haven't worn, and still haven't found a hairstyle good for me-and when I took the only advice I was given in those months for hair I looked like a mongoloid

I'm never going to get help, am I.

>>7228247
By putting it on?
Why don't you mind your own business?

I think I wanted to be a face character for all of about five minutes, but being a 5'6 black girl kind of killed that. Plus, all the black Disney characters are way darker than me.

Shit sux

>>6743534
>how can a petticoat not be the first thing you buy?
because the world is a bad place, anon.

>>6722748
>>6722741
it would be a nightmare on a dress. that thing is one walking trigger warning.

if I saw someone wearing it I'd automatically think of dying rabbits and nightmares.

"mommy why are they all dying"

seriously for a couple years after I saw It I could not have stuffed bunnies in my room.

MFW I feel like I have awesome costumes but have next to no photos and will never be well known or pretty enough to get posted like these people do

>>6573093
>Pushed up my glasses with my middle finger dramatically

>mfw when I do this shit without thought as a way of adjusting my glasses
I had a friend imitate me once, and I felt like such a weeb.

Anyone got scans of OP's book?

>>6446199
That is one of the saddest things I have ever seen.

>>6377918
Oh god the human eye peeking out from Pedobear's eye.