/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9265864
>"Everybody was looking at you in the grocery store, sweety."
>giggles and asks why
>"because they were thinking it was not pretty"
Savage, although the real reason they're getting weird looks is because he's a grown-ass white man in public with a chinese girl almost half his age. You could take jfash completely out of the picture and they'd still get weird looks.

>>9267605
>asks to understand how to pronounce quinoa
>"tiny rice"
>asks again for a more serious answer
>"What I call it is what adults call it. What you call it is what baby girl calls it."
Yikes, although I bet he's too retarded to know how to pronunce it correctly either.

>"Then it's toilet time! It might sound weird but this is the most important thing the morning for me because I think... having... good... bowel movement... can help you lose weight and have uh, clear skin!"
>obvious yellowish bile droplets on the white Rilakkuma rug from purging
There's no way in hell she isn't bulimic. The water and the red of the strawberry are the "color markers" for when she's purged it all.