/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9778399
>>cosplaying drag Yosuke
>>waiting in line for coffee
>>someone lifts my skirt and grabs my ass
>>turn around and see this fat, smug neckbeard smirking at me

I'm a ex military married man that does manly things and all that bullshit, but little cute femboys are my literal kryptonite

>Standing in line at majority con for a coffee
>bubbly trap infront of me
>cute but obvious due to the character
>keeps swishing skirt
>has soft thighs and keeps peaking at his underwear
>FatherForgiveMe.jpg
>trying to maintain composure
>recently retired military bearings have dropped from my pockets and are rolling on the ground
>little pink haired Alfonso doppelganger spins around and hits me with a sparkling smile and announces for whatever hes getting a vanilla blend
>"That sounds almost as lovely as you."
>Despite face playing it cool on the outside my internal command station operators are screaming as the klaxons and alarms are blaring
>Red alert lights striving
>Kevin the cortex intern is sobbing near the water cooler
>Etc
>He giggles with a mild blush and is spun around by his female retainer who affixes me with a suspicious glare
>mfw they both turn around and I'm trying to figure out what fucking moron pulled the lever labeled 'smooth flirting'

>>9689587
I was doing the best I could, which I conveyed to the at time community head. When your drawers are mostly your military uniforms you get a little eye blind. Are there any good websites for such garments that have American sizes? Gets a little old when you do the measurements and the asian sizes end up being like xxxl

>4chan pass users atm