/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>Have no friends
>Parents urging me to 'go out more'
>Are forcing me to go to a 'comic con' in my home town because 'you love comic books anon'

The problem is it is one of the worst lineups I can imagine. Link related

http://stokecontrent.co.uk/guests/

This whole thing is literal nobodies. I don't have the slightest clue who any of these people are yet my parents are threatening to triple my rent to £30 a month if I don't get at least 10 pictures with 'celebrities'.

How the fuck do I deal with this shit? I have bad social anxiety at the best of times so approaching random failed celebrities from 80's British TV shows and modern day shit daytime Dave TV is not going to go down well. I was thinking of buying a Spiderman costume to look like I am excited by the prospect, then I can find pictures on the website after of the various people who will probably go dressed as Spiderman posing with the 'celebrities' and pretend it is me.

Look at that lineup, it is rubbish. I have never been to a con before, which is why I need advise. I have already purchased the DVD of 'Storage Wars' and intend to forge a few signatures onto it as a backup plan in case my current plan fails.

seriously tho, anyone wants a fun, ongoing and nerd bf?

pls

>tfw no gf

>tfw I want to make a Touhou crossplay
>tfw it will probably look like shit
>tfw nobody will like it anyway
>tfw insecure and talentless

I just want to have fun. I guess I'm doomed to do a half assed joke crossplay like misty and look disgusting.

that abstract feel