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>> No.10302250 [DELETED]  [View]
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Unpatrolled thots edition.

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Am I an evil person if I buy a cosplay prop, carry it around the con, and then return it to Walmart?

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>turning 30 next month
>mfw the last girl in my comm to turn 30 was forced onto an ice flume by the comm mother and floated out to sea
Guess I'll die.

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>about to turn 29
>feel hopelessly outclassed during the comm anal inspections
There's just no room in this world for an old biddy like me. I can't compete with these teen girls and their tiny buttholes.

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>changing in the locker room after tea
>one girl gives me a shocked look
>"Oh! I always thought you were trans."
>mfw

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>find out my sister is starting a booby patreon
>scream "BE GONE THOT"
>hfw

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>>9871401
>tfw male
>worry that any girl I approach will feel harassed

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>>9833608
How did they record you without you knowing?

Are you a grill?

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>>9790269
I would need tits for them to sag.

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I'm afraid the guy I met at the con may not be a virgin.

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When your lolita report card comes back, and you got a C- in Nipple Pinkness.

How do I improve this?

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>>9666595
She has a dick, anon.

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>>9660646
You must be young if your parents can ban you from lolita.

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>First they came for the fatty-chans, and I did not speak out—
>Because I was not a fatty-chan.

>Then they came for the brolitas, and I did not speak out—
>Because I was not a brolita.

>Then they came for the DDLGs, and I did not speak out—
>Because I was not a DDLG.

>Then they came for the itas—and there was no one left to speak for me.

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>>9626706
The corrections took maybe 20 seconds total. I just felt bad for being such a spaz.

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>>9618827
My mom never wants me to go to a con again, because Dragoncon gossip convinced her that "it's all just a bunch of gay kids fighting in the street."

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>get crush on Chinese girl from the con
>friend says "You need to have kids with her."
>"I don't want kids."
>"But white/Chinese breeds are sexy as hell!"
>mfw

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>tfw our comm banned the fancy metal chairs because some girl hooked her thong on one

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>>9514730
Did your petti get wrinkled?

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>finish my Mako (Kill la Kill) cosplay
>start crying because I'll never have a friend as good as her

Well.

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I feel like I waste more time and energy fucking up than your average cosplayer.

I need a new gf, too.

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>>9455698
Gross. And knowing your average seagull, those panties are probably skidmarked to hell.

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>>9441133
My ex esaid she got an IUD installed last month.

Oh, good. Now your new guy can slide his wiener in you whenever he wants. Or somthing. Meanehil, the last girtl I dated left me for a homeless man.

Half an hour into my birthday and I'm already fdrunk.

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>>9433313
I hope she's ok



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