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It's not like it matters, meeting a cute girl over 4chan? No chance.

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time to relieve one of the strangest weekends in my whole life: otakon 2013

> be me, half asian and a bit of a weeb
> i'm a girl
> been doing martial arts for most of my life, decide to cosplay as katara to otakon
> drag my poor twink boyfriend with me (he doesn't cosplay)
> we room with two sisters, friends of a friend
> one turns out to be a tumblr sjw (abbreviated to sjw)
> the other is a skinny hetalia fan (abbreviated to talia)
> sjw cosplays something from welcome to night vale, i think?
> talia cosplays a hetalia character, no wig, hair spray painted silver
> both of their cosplays are poorly made
> talia's smells weird, like urine?
> started unpacking, making small talk
> sjw asks what i'm cosplaying, i say katara
> she instantly freaks out; "BUT YOU'RE NOT TAN ENOUGH, YOU'RE CULTURALLY APPROPRIATING"
> i'm pretty tan
> talk turns to boyfriend
> he says "i didn't really want to go, anon made me" and laughs
> sjw begins to rant that i'm trivializing boyfriend's happiness by dragging him along
> bf instantly starts to defend me
> at this point talia jumps in, calling bf too nice "for a girl like anon"
> i'm fed up, head to the bathroom to change
> bathroom lock is faulty, i warn everyone not to burst in on me
> while changing i hear someone outside the door
> turn around to see the door cracked open, with sjw looking in
> "WERE YOU WATCHING ME CHANGE?"
> "sorry i'm a lesbian"
> "well i'm not and you were invading my privacy; aren't you the one who's preachy about this?"
> "girls can't rape girls"
> yeah that's totally comforting
> creeped out, i head out with bf, who's very concerned
> talia follows onto us and i think she tried to glomp bf while we were looking at artist alley?
> she tries to act kawaii, twirls her spray-painted hair
> "i'm lonely.... can i hang out with you guys?"
> i begrudgingly accept
> bf's too nice to say no
> talia latches on to bf's arm, rubs up against him
> she won't stop talking

TBC

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