/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9272609
I hate the AM group, Christ almighty

>meet really nice girl at con
>find out I'm her con crush
>she lives a state away
>five hour drive

Plz kill me. All I can think about is the kickass cosplays we'd do together.

>cosplay Yoko from TTGL
>been working out for six months, and proud of my figure for the first time ever
>meet up with friends cosplaying... some Steven Universe bitches, idk
>climbing stairs because the elevator line is a mile long
>friend trips on the stair behind me
>grabs my shorts for support and yanks them down to mid-thigh
>my underwears partly come off, too
>luckily, reflexes kick in and I cover my crotch before anyone sees Elmo (I'm a ginger)
>friend suffers only from a bruised elbow and having to see my chalk-white ass up close

It was like a scene from the ecchis, except I'm not very cute.