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>>10441349
TFW my big brother simps for a cos-thot who's been arrested twice for public intoxication and got fired from a strip club for smoking crack on the roof

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If one of you thotties is in Nashville, can you pick up a wig from my parents' house and drive it to me in Texas? thank you.

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Just got back from con 16 minutes ago and already crying over how empty my non-con life is.

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>>9692570
I'm going to sound pathetic here, but making pants is so far above my skill level.

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>prepare a FNaF panel for the con
>some fat cunt spreads a rumor that "FNaF" stands for "Fuck N*ggers and Faggots"
>mfw panel cancelled

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>wanted to celebrate the eclipse
>ate 900 calories over my TEHEE
Fuck, I'm gonna look fat when I meet Stan Lee.

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I dreamed I met Pixyteri, but I woke up and it wasn't true.

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>>9523580
That's what I wanna know.

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Previous thread. >>9398713

Can we not fuck this one up, please?

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Okay, I have something I need to get off my chest. It's really cringey, but I don't care.

I stayed with my brother at Katsucon, and I accidentally walked in on his girlfriend changing into her cosplay. Believe it or not, this isn't the awkward part. The awkward part is that, ever since, I've been overcome with jealousy of her pubic hair.

Now hear me out. I've tried to style my own lady garden before. It either looks patchy or just plain gross. This girl? She's been blessed with the perfect grassy mound, beautiful and delicate, like an enchanted forest. The perfect blonde strands catch the light, illuminating the world around her groin.

Is it natural? Does she style it? If so, how do I learn her secrets? These are answers that I'd literally kill for. Most people would find the image of her immaculate bush fading over time, but it's been two weeks since the con, and I only find the image getting stronger every day.

Just to be 1000% clear, this is NOT a sexual attraction. I've dabbled in lesbianism before, and it wasn't for me. This is merely one straight girl, in awe of another straight girl's crotch game. Nothing sexual. Just admiration for a genital pelt that puts the softest, fluffiest kitten to shame. My brother is one lucky man, being granted access to this heavenly field.

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