/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>Cosplaying Lance at local con
>Meet cute Cynthia cosplayer
>She's very hot and funny
>Seems interested in me, gushes about how Lance is her favourite male pokemon character and she used to have a poster of him
>Spend all day hanging out at con, very flirty vibes
>Get drunk together after the con and decide to fuck
>Tells me she's into DS
>Fuckyes.jpg
>She lives nearby, we stumble back to her house together
>"Lance can you wait outside my room for a sec?"
>Stand outside with a massive tent in my pants
>"Okay Lance, I'm ready"
>Open door
>She's on the bed in some sort of corset and strappy bra thing.
>"I want you so bad, Lance. Please be my champion."
>I look around the room. This is weird.
>"Lance?" She sounds a little worried. "Come train my pussy?"
>I turn my back on her. This is too painful.
>"Cynthia. Why did you lie to me?"
>She sounds angry now. "What the fuck do you mean?"
>"You have an xbox and a PS4, but I don't see a DS or any other Nintendo products anywhere. You're fake news, Cynthia. Goodbye."
>I leave, go home, and fap to Cynthia porn instead

TL;DR - Expected DS games with a hot Cynthia cosplayer, almost ended up having sex with a boring Xbox/PlayStation slut
>tfw when will I find my perfect Nintendo-addicted princess
>tfw no cosplay/lolita gf