/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I accidentally called my bf "dad" on Zoom and now my comm thinks I'm a DDLG.

>>10510602
>be 24
>bf is 30
>most cos-thots are teens
>mfw he keeps getting hit on by daddy-issues "I'm baby" hoes

>>10293143
I think I have to quit lolita for health reasons.

I was browsing BtB last night when my butt made a tuba noise and smelly air came out.

Has this ever happened to anyone else? I'm seeing a doctor this Friday.

>>10197850
I found it on a French blogpost dated 3008 so sometime before that. She did model for Bodyline for a bit, there's even a meme.

Im sad that noone creates good jfashion related content anymore outside of posting pictures on Instagram and and in fb groups. I just saw Universal Doll's last post saying she isnt interested in jfashion anymore so she wont be blogging about it. Other blogs, such as petite dollies and fyeahlolita stopped making posts altogether. Youtube channels Ive watched changed or stopped posting anything related to fashion (Princess Peachie, Peachmilky, Tokyo Fashion) I just keep finding a bunch of low quality, boring channels. Kawaii Pateen has been really disappointing lately because they keep posting a bunch of random videos instead of videos with actual models just doing outfits/hair/makeup like they used to do. Fashion in general has been very boring and uninspiring the past few years

>>10064100
Back to your oldschool,containment thread, pls. That girl’s coord is ita to modern eyes and we have no obligation to judge it by some outdated standard that hasn’t been actively stylish within the fashion for a decade or more. Can you wear it? Sure. But will we judge it by current standards? Yep.
Misako used to model for Bodyline too but last I checked she wasn't still wearing this fine old wizard hat. Or old school coords. Things change.

>in the middle of anus inspection
>ask the inspector how it's looking
>"What a shithole."
>mfw

i really want lolita friends to vlog and make videos with, everyone in my comm is pretty camera shy so i always end up with quick bad photos and no videos. perhaps one day, where are you future lolita friend?

I wish there were a place for gulls to share their erotic fiction with no boys allowed.

>get tired of current wardrobe
>begin selling a lot of pieces
>start looking at all the sales posts and shopping pages and not fully content with anything I see
>almost buy random stuff to fill the void but want cohesive wardrobe

i wish this was 2010 and wearing sweet lolita didn't automatically associate me with kinks like it does today, I feel like I'm forcing myself to like classic and I keep going back and looking at the pink dresses but my entire wardrobe is a mess and I just don't know what I want anymore. I don't want to make impulse purchases so I have a couple hundreds for lolita purchases sitting in my bank account as my wardrobe gets smaller. I don't want to leave lolita I love it so much but I just don't know what I want right now

Tfw a girl at your tea party has excess air inside of her intestines, and is forced to vent some through her anus

>>9760056
He did a big wet fart and ran away.

>>9759525
Holy shit, bibba.

>>9664474
This is so disappointing for me because Im finally out of school so I will have the money to buy from Larme brands and other jfashion brands. But the stuff I want has been out of style for a few years and there's been nothing new to take its place. I think distinct alt fashions in general have been dying out. I haven't seen any distinct fashion pop up in Western countries either, just an updated/watered down version of older styles

I want to hug every sad lolita.

I don't have a bed right now (lol) but you are all welcome to cuddle with me on the 4x5' pillow I sleep on.

>>9556789
It sold in March and I missed it

>promised to finish my props today
>mfw I slept until 2pm, lost a Wendy's coupon, and got elbowed in the nuts

My sister and I were putting on our coords in the hotel and I swear she farted for five seconds straight. It was terrifying.

I feel like the guy I'm currently dating is losing interest:
>He accidentally confesses his love about a month ago.
>First and last time
>I confess to him yesterday
>No response
To make matters worse, because of work and distance we only get to see each other maybe 2 days a week.
Next weekend I have to be out of town so I suggested we hanged out today Sunday.
>"I kinda fel like staying in, doing chores and whatnot."
Fine
Why do I fall for emotionally distant guys seagulls?

central floridas tea party sold out, but the surrounding comms arent planning anything.... id like to make a casual meet but i dont know how many people would be too busy going to the tea party

>>9456150
>not hating children makes you pol now

>>9389572
I apologize in advance for what may be a stupid question:
I've always had issues wearing circle lenses on my LEFT eye. For some reason, it always bothers, stings or irritates my eye immediately after I get it in. I look carefully at the contact to make sure it's not bent backwards.
My question is, is there any way to fix this?

>cosplaying Trash Dove
>start to do my dance in the hotel
>somebody screams "Get that fat bitch out of here!"
>mfw

>>9362037
>tfw I failed my last vag inspection

The comm mother was PISSED.