/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8864769
>sitting at my shop at my first ever con
>smell something funky and its only getting stronger.
>someone has thrown up? a dog maybe?
>it smells like something ate a lot of cheese and cola and just puked it up.
>it's so bad I'm almost gagging now
>look up to see a guy, maybe late 30s in what can only loosely be called steampunk costume. >the pirate shirt once, perhaps, was white.
>currently it's yellow with spreading brown patches under the arms and where it's come untucked
>pants are stained with food, what i hope to every god is food.
>he is the source of the smell.
>he is waddling towards my stall.
>i am frozen in horror.
>he stays for what feels like hours. touches everything, and eventually leaves without buying anything.
>products are filthy. the smell lingers.
>I sold nothing more that day and spent the night cleaning EVERYTHING