/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9482617
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HER

>>9460420
>those arms

>>9321335
>>9321501

>be 19 year old dude at con
>run into fat spergy cousin who's in homestuck cosplay
>freaks out about how I'd make a great john
>produces full spare john cosplay, wig and everything from backpack
>think it will be harmless fun
>10 minutes in dressed as eggbert, drinking root bear sitting in beanbag chair in lounge
>"heeeeeeeeey john~ ;]", girl about my size dressed as karkat runs over and sits in my lap
>starts manhandling me and talking
>cousins thinks it's the funniest shit, I'm super uncomfortable / don't know wtf is happening
>notices that she looks super young
>"h-how old are you? who are you???"
>>"Oh 15, why"
>look at cousin, she just giggles and shrugs it off
>no_thanks.png
>push cringy molester girl off and leave con
>get super stressed out and throw up
>refuse to go to any more cons / talk to cousin for the rest of the year

homestuck was a mistake. I didn't realize all the cosplayers were so fucked up.

>>9131340

>>8885217
I have been trying to find the clam earrings since monday or something

help

>on rufflechat
>see someone who looks familiar
>click their profile
>clumsy fingers and weird laggy phone screen
>share one of their post to my timeline
>FUCK
I deleted it, but can they still see it in their notifications?

>>8862904
>I also have a thing for womens sanitary pads