/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9256267
At least they don't happen as much as fart stories. Every other thread, someloli shares a tale about how a lolita (possibly her) farted or sharted at a tea.

Share your feels. Be sure to keep them cgl related.

Previous thread >>9078542

>at meetup
>need tampon
>remember that I keep a spare few in my car
>retrieve them
>discover that the summer heat has made them blisteringly hot
>forced to hide them in the ice bucket before they're safe to wear

>>9041575
God, what?

>dream that I'm at a tea party with the most powerful lolitas in the US
>Obama offers me a macaroon and some heart-shaped pastries
>manners on point
>suddenly get rock-hard, foot-long boner
>ohshit.mp4
>try to quietly excuse myself, but flip the table with my huge dong
>table gruesomely crushes several lolitas
>everyone's screaming
>boner is swelling like a balloon
>trip over balls while trying to escape
>cry into floor, frantically apologizing for my massive penis

>jump awake
>check down my shorts
>ok, these are definitely girl-parts, not boy-stuff
>weirdly disappointed but aroused beyond belief

Wtf does it all mean?

>meet guy at cosplay contest
>guy pines after me for years
>tell him I don't like him that way
>doesn't stop him
>go on Fb today
>guy posts cosplay pics with his new gf
>she's way hotter than me

What have I done?

>>8909671
I would've married that guy desu.

>>8909063
Oh damn, this same thing happened to me, minus the ass penetration.

>>8893048
>get period on day of con
>walk to the hotel
>pack of stray dogs follow me for five blocks

They know.