/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>my head is 22 inches around
>hairline to tip of chin is 8 inches
>facial width(between each ear) is less than 5.5 inches
>im 5ft7

WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE ALI EXPRESS COSPLAY + LOLITA WIGS SO SMALL ON ME WHY?!

IM NOT A BIG PERSON, MY HEAD IS NOT BIG, I DONT HAVE A MEGAJAW, OR CHIN OR A WIDE SQUARE FACE, THERE ARE WOMEN OUT THERE WITH HEADS TWICE THE SIZE OF MINE SO WHY ARE THESE WIGS SO TINY AND SHORT ON ME, MY MEASUREMENTS ARE FINE, I LOOK FINE WITH MY REGULAR HAIR

WHYYYY IM NOT A FUCKING OGRE SO WHY DO I FEEL LIKE ONE WHEN THESE FUCKIN WIGS LOOK FINE ON OTHER CHICKS

>>10392099
>no con 3some with my GF and some other trap/chick were cool with

Fuck sake, its only during cons when we get to do that too, what a fucking joke.

>>10175388
>china palace

ok now I know where me n my frends will eat and gain 20lb of water weight and facial bloat for the entirety of the con

how do you get a cute boy to be your bf? or at the very least get a bit physical with them?

You just go for it straight up right? I mean, a boy wouldn't spend 200$ on makeup along and practise plus the costume just to meme around like a retard?

I want to be the bishie bf and him the cute androgynous one.

>be new to lacemarket
>be reliable buyer, but have zero reviews yet
>hope people will even sell to me
>nevertheless manage several really smooth and friendly transactions, no problems
>immediately leave kind reviews
>out of 5 of my reviews I only get one back
>wait a few weeks
>still nothing
guuuuuyyyysss
babby needs the reviews

>>9805728
Tried it. Still didn't work. I have no idea why the IP ban either.