/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8917511
>Get to the classroom. I am unsurprised to see it's Cat-ears and Utena-wannabe. "Heeey, welcome to the school. How are you--"
>"CON EECHE WAA SEN SAY" Loudest. Goddamn. Voices. Rest of the class is viably trying to shy away from these two human disasters.
>"Sen Say, why won't these boys kiss for us?"
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>"They look JUST like the boys in our yaoi hentai! We ship them soooooo hard." "WE SHIP THEM SO HARD."
>"These are real people. You can't ship them. And you can't use that language in school."
>"BAKA SEN SAY! BAKA BAKA!"
>I end up having to take them out of class, and be their 'personal' teacher for the month, whenever I'm at that school.
>They thought they were being cute or clever, still not sure which, by using the terms "Yaoi" and "hentai". "NO ONE EVER UNDERSTANDS, BAKA SEN SAY"
>"... You're in Japan. Everyone understands."
>"THEN WHY DONT THEY EVER REACT, BAKA SEN SAY?"
>They do react, you tone-deaf heifers. Do you not see Everyone ever avoiding you? Do you not see you getting pulled from class? These are no longer your cute little code words, goddamnit.
>Find out that the reason I got called was because they were "glomping" the boys in the class, and trying to man-handle them into kissing one another.
>Are you fucking kidding me. How do you people like you exist?!

I went through so much shit with them. Trying to get them to adhere to the correct dress code, trying to get them to stop molesting the other students, trying to get them to stop talking about goddamn porn at school... There were a few other weebs in the exchange group, but they at least had the decency to hide their power level. Those girls, though. Fucking hell, I will never forget.