/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

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I hate doing long drawn out greentext stories but here we go anyway:

>Cosplay Red Scout from TF2, pretty rushed easymode cosplay done within a week as I had no plans to go to con
>Get really good Khaki bottoms that work perfectly, slightly too small but nothing noticeable
>Throw everything together late on Friday night and eventually hit the hay
>Wake up Saturday in a mad panic; overslept because I knew it was an easy cosplay and wouldn't take too much time in the morning
>Groggy at the train station, decide to chug two big cans of Relentless (energy drink) to get into hyped up Scout Bonk! Cola mode
>Alright, I feel good.
>Suddenly need the toilet really fucking badly for a shit
>Got about an hour until I reach the venue, should be fine - standard procedure even if train toilets are kinda nasty
>Sit down in train toilet, pull down khakis not realizing that my dick is still docked in my boxers and not tucked down the toilet properly
>Begin to piss and shit in a relaxed fashion
>Suddenly notice piss running down leg and seeping into underwear
>OHFUCK.jpg
>Quickly direct dick down toilet while trying to mop up the mess while I poop out liquid caffeine at the same time
>Do my best, but the stain is right there in the khakis
>Finish my business, go back and sit down on the train, covering up the stain with my scattergun
>Piss smell starts to seep out
>It's okay, I can handle this. I'll buy fresh underwear, deodorant and any clean stuff at the station when I get off the train
>Finally get to the station reeking of piss
>There are no underwear stores, but I get some deodorant and spray as best I can to mask the smell
>Look around outside the station, still nothing
>Well, the subway smells like piss anyway and I'm sure there was a GAP near the venue
>I'm REALLY reeking up the subway, people are starting to look around for the source
>Give a disapproving look to a shabbily dressed guy nearby while covering the stain subtly