/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

I love my comm. I really do. But I've had it up to HERE with these monthly butthole inspections.

I put a lot of thought into my coords. I wear them well. There's no reason I should have to endure the humiliation of going before the comm mother and her elders, dropping my thong diaper, bending over, and spreading wide for a full anal analysis.

According to the chart my b-hole is a "Cheerio" type, the smallest allowable size in our comm. I get bitched at this every time, but I honestly don't know how to fix it? Comm Mom herself claims to have a "Fruit Loop" which is the "statistically perfect lolita anus."

The system never really bothered me until last week, when I saw a really lovely OTT sweet lolita banished from our comm for sporting a "bagel" anus, which is three sizes too big. (Our comm only goes from "Cheerio" to "mini-doughnut," although exceptions can me made based on shape of the hole and level of pinkness.)

It's also unfair how the girls with the best assholes get to sit near the head of the table at every meet. I contribute far more to the comm than anyone in Comm Mom's inner circle, but get rejected from her clique because I was born with a "less than impressive" anus. By the way, I have seen the holes of every girl in the top 10, and they're hardly majestic.

On top of this, there's the obvious problem of not being able to eat in the morning of the tea part or the night before, for fear of accidentally passing gas during inspection. That's a worse crime than excessive hair, or even failing to thoroughly wipe yourself. The one and only girl I've ever seen play the butt trumpet during her inspection was blacklisted from every comm in the state. I'm not going to lie though, if I ever wanted to quit lolita, I'd do so by deliberately ripping a toot right in the head inspector's smug face.

Sorry for the rant. I just feel like the normalization of anal inspections has cheapened my once-noble, cute hobby. But I understand if you disagree.

What the FUCK is with all these shit threads for some retard's personal cosplay?
Learn to use the catalog and find the help thread.

We often have a thread for lifestyle lolitas here on /cgl/, and less frequently, we have a thread for girls who love lolita fashion but live in an otherwise unremarkable way.
But how about dirtbag lolitas?
Just to be clear, a dirtbag lolita is not an ita, a dirtbag lolita is well dressed because the only thing she actually cares about and puts effort into is her clothes.
This is a thread for girls who spend all the money they make at Circle K dressing themselves to the nines in Baby or AP, share your stories!
Do you love lolita fashion and getting in fist fights in the Walmart parking lot?
Have you ever accidentally dropped cheese on your burando at Taco Bell?
Did a bitch ever figure out you were fucking bf because she found your frilly otk forgotten in the backseat of her man's car?
Share share share!
And even if you aren't a dirtbag lolita, but just enjoy watching the train wreck, you're welcome to share whatever you'd like.

>>7882388

>tfw beginner lolita
>tfw shut-in/NEET/hikkikomori with no friends nearby
>closest friend is like an hour away, onlu lolita friends live in different states/countries
>no lolita comm near me
>considering just giving up on lolita because it seems like a waste to dress up if I'm the only one who will see it
oh well I guess I'll sit in my room and be kawaii by myself.

>>7658671

Can't find the right blouse for DDC. Been looking for the past several months.

>>7203225
I feel you. It's so disappointing when thigh highs fit like knee socks. I wanted thigh highs damnit!

>>6769718

>>6712643
Imagine a bunch of drunk redneck teens pulling up in the back of an f150 blasting skrillex.
I should have set the hall on fire.

I've been on a Kraftwerk and Imagine Dragons kick lately but other stuff I listen to is Coldplay, Ellie Goulding, Muse, Depeche Mode, 65daysofstatic, Owl City, The Postal Service, Rotersand, Moby, Mike Oldfield and a bunch of other stuff I'm probably forgetting right now

>>6647681
There was one more year in another hotel. I think it was Weaton. They got banned from that hotel because somebody broke a glass table.

Anyway, going as BT from dot hack for this years ACEN. I feel like this year will be better than last year. Hopefully nobody will pull the fire alarm. I'm a little worried about all the homestuckers and the potential for non-sealed body paint. This is my first year in the Hyatt and I've been attending since 2004.

>>6577482

I still can't go on the bodyline website.. so frustrating

do they already have some fairy kei items?

>>6514132