/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>9968788
>tfw want to get a vasectomy so I never have to deal with this shit
>Doctor against it because I'm 28 with no kids

Fuck you, doc. If it wasn't for the fact that my insurance doesn't cover it, I'd have it done already. When the fuck is male birth control going to fucking be a thing? Not condoms, fuck those, actual "take a pill and I've plenty of seed to spill" fucking birth control? Fuck the asshats in big pharma with their backwards ass logic. Giving women the responsibility to prevent pregnancy hurts your rich asses too, morons. You'll be crying for that male birth control you didn't fund when the girl you cheated on tells you she's pregnant because she forgot to take her pills the week before you big pharma'd her cervix. Yes I mad. How is it 2018 and we're still relying on fucking repurposed water balloons as our only form of protection from the life ruining roast beef gnomes? Fucking India of all places is the scientific forefront in developing anything remotely usable. I guess you should leave it to the country that's mastered the art of scamming to create a solution to women """"""unexpectedly"""""""" becoming pregnant and wanting your life ruined along with theirs.

>>9574214

>tfw someone you love but never got together with is living their life happily and you still keep contact with them
>tfw it's been 8 years and you still love them but don't particularly want to be together with them, just kinda always look out for their happiness
>tfw you can't like anyone else but them
>tfw they move across the country and still keep contact with you and want you to go to an upcoming con with them
>they'll pay for your flight even because they miss you
>decline using the excuse that it'd be too much to accept such an expensive offer but really decline it because you're afraid of the profoundly intense emotional dissonance you'll inevitably experience upon meeting them in person again
>tfw you wanna cry but haven't been able to in years so it always festers inside, sometimes on the very edge like right now when you feel the tears forming and throat tensing uncomfortably but you stay like this for about 15 minutes on edge before your body gives up trying to make tears happen

I'm the side character of my own story.