/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>8444800
Reminds me. TLDR- not sorry in the least.
A coworker of a friend of mine went to the Philippines for his sabbatical, came back with this wild story.
He ended up at a bar that turns into a tit show after a certain hour with a date, he was enjoying himself, kinda far back but it wasn't a big deal. He's having drinks, tipping his waitress, gives her, what is to him, a few bucks each time.
He was tipping her half her daily wages. Each time.
His date was getting pissed because of all the attention she was giving him.
Well, she tries to 'fuck the waitress out of his mind' that night, but he's a cheeky fuck. Talks her into going back there, they get seated closer, same waitress, same song and dance, date tries to take back the tips for less and he's like 'nah bitch'
Gets his brains fucked out again that night, his date is pretty satisfied that... goes back again. He gets seated in a different section, third story of a smoking-ok bar and the date's like, fine good, whatever, you like this place, I'll deal as long as SHE doesn't come back.
He gets spotlighted, which means he's to come up on stage to be a part of the show, and as he's getting up, his date trying to keep him there, he looks down over the railing and BAM there's the waitress beckoning him to the FRONT ROW (Panty showering imminent) and neither of them can really believe it, but he drags her ass down there and he has the time of his life, just messing with this woman and flirting the shit out of the waitress the whole time.
>"THREE TIMES, ANON, THREE. I asked her afterwards, 'can't we just cuddle?' My God, I NEED TO GO BACK"
He's probably going to marry the waitress, he bought and sent her an iphone apparently. I seriously need to have co workers like this, all of mine are boring. And don't feel too terrible for the date, she was a cunt the whole time if not for the sex and the company around town, which she was all for, he wouldn't have gone out with her so often.
I'm just like
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