/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>tw the comm elder has leprosy and her finger breaks off in your butt during anus inspection

>>10359432
when I look at cos-thots... why the heck my PP stand up???????

tfw the rest of your comm is asleep and you know you'll wake them up if you fart

>>10022831
>girls can fart out their boobs

Tried to do Chun-Li moves in cosplay and accidentally kicked my friend in her crotch.

She couldn't have con sex because it bruised.

I forgot the safe word and got spanked for nine hours.

I have Saturday tea tomorrow, and afraid I won't be able to sit down.

>>9827504
It's been three years since that fateful con when I tried to give my friend a boost for a photoshoot, and accidentally shoved a thumb in her ass.

Haven't spoken to her since.

>big brother wants a sex change
>agree, so long as he keeps his penis
>mfw he wants to join my comm now
I do this shit to ESCAPE my family!!

>feel bad for a lonely guy in my class
>invite him to a cosplay event
>he shows up dressed as Fred Flintstone in blackface
>he keeps screaming "I yabba dabba dindu nuffin!"

This was a fucking mistake.

Does every dealer room in my state smell like poops?

You try to set up a nice tea party, but then some ita screams "Allahu Akbar!" and farts.

>tfw that cute girl won't date a guy with a Miku tattoo

>shave "down there" for a tea party
>can't get used to the sensation of my underwear touching bare skin

THIS SUCKS. Never letting the lolita community peer pressure me again.

smelled a huge fart at macdonalds today it was awful

>>9476943
What the hell

>When your daddy brings you salsa and you break your diet
>So many chips

I'm gonna be such a fatty-chan at the next meetup

Last one is dead. >>9379032

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