/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

In 2012 I flipped my car while dressed as Ash Ketchum.

>show up at FCBD with sister, dressed as Elsa
>kid asks her where Anna is
>"Back at our castle."
>"She's a THOT."
>ofw

I'm trying to get better at j-fash, but I'm dummy thick and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting itas.

>tfw no brolita bf edition

I let my bf use 4chan because he wanted to learn cosplay, but now he's TOO 4chan.

He keeps calling my tits "milkers" and my butt a "brapper"... He keeps calling every fat person we see a "hambeast" and all his friends "kucks" WTF do I do?

I want him to cosplay Sailor Moon chars with me at Yamacon, but not if he's like this

>>10006908
NANI

>post a picture of me and my little sister in BNHA cosplay
>mfw some fat dude comments "Give that thotty the Detroit Smash"

TFW your maxipad inverts inside your bloomers and turns into a bikini wax

>>9934934
>the passing wind
Is this a euphemism for farting?

A girl from the con seems to have a crush on me, but I'm not sure if I really feel a connection with her or simply want some arm candy for cosplay.

>enjoying tea
>when comm president randomly bursts into tears
>tells everyone she has an announcement to make
>hands shaking, she pulls her bloomers to her feet and lifts her petti
>mfw she's wearing a diaper
>...and it's not the thong kind
>whole comm bursts into autisticscreeching.mp3
>gothic lolitas stand up to beat her ass
>sweet lolitas hold them back
>itas huddle under the table for protection
>fatty-chans use the confusion to steal cakes
The venue owners had to call the lolice, and it took three hours to restore order.