/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10882861
My bf turned 30, and when I called him an old man he picked me up under his arm and spanked my bare ass raw.

>>10666242
FUCK I got hit in the coochie FUUUUUCK OOWWWWWW

When you DM your friend's big brother a thong booty shot and he replies "lol"

Never cosplaying lewd again.

The old guy at the Momocon booth bitched at me so hard I nearly cried.

>>10263668
My own little sister just told me that, as soon as she turns 18, she's going to switch from safety shorts to thongs for her cosplays, and I'm worried she'll get Thot Patrolled.

>>10212206
This hobby is full of thotties man.

My friend's sister just turned 18 and the first thing she did was start a thot patreon.

>be someone's con crush
>she turns 18
>mfw I'm almost 30 and I'm going to have to thot patrol her

>>10035607
>sister wants to get into lolita
>mfw she's a minor and our parents won't sign the permission slip to get her ass inspected

>>9970557
Somebody punched her in the boob mid-sentence.

>open new tea parties
>mfw there's a pube on them

I've been deliberately misbehaving at cons just so my bf will spank me. Am I a bad loli?

>>9901182
>eating samples at the con
>cough
>bf thinks I'm choking
>tries to give me the heimlich
>doesn't know how
>just wraps his arms around me and double-punches me in the crotch
>mfw

>>9868757
Cons are where I found the love of my life... before she left me for a much older guy with three kids.

>>9819466
That sucks!

Why do guys think they can fuck around their entire youth, then settle down with a 20-year-old at age 40???

It's because we keep letting them get away with it.

>walk into tea party
>everyone is screaming "Do yu no de way?" repeatedly

I would eat a sandwich off of that ass.

>tfw tiny boob

My con crush accidentally shared his porn on Facebook, and he's one of those freaks who jerks off to non-cartoons.

>so many girls dressed as the ravioli dragon
>mfw super cute, innocent characters bum me out because I want to protect them

It's such a scary world. The moeblobs of this planet don't stand a chance.

I was telling my mom about lolita stuff today and she told me I'm never going to get married.

She didn't even say it as an insult or anything. Just as a statement of fact.

>Skyping with my con crush
>start laughing because he's funny
>laugh so hard I fart
>mfw I realize that blood from my period trickled down into my buttcrack, and I just farted it all over my sheets

Hello, laundry.

I hope that girl who ripped her doll on a nail is okay.

My mom is giving me shit for being single again.

How do I find a grill at the con this weekend?