/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>con on the last week of May
>go to gym to get ready
>work out for an hour, then go home to eat Frito pie

I'm such a fat.

The con isn't until the last weekend of May, so I'll almost definitely get my stuff on time. Still, I can't help but panic, you know??

Somebody calm me down. I'm gonna shit myself.

>been awake for 40 hours
>no gf in a year
>cosplay isn't coming out so hot
>just got rejected for a job
>back to filling out applications
>turning 28 in a few months

I need a con, NOW. Or a noose.

I feel so bad. I got my little sister a pair of pants for cosplay and she ended up shitting them.

They still have the tag, and I covered the shit stains with white paint. Should I return them to Tesco?

I made the mistake of looking at old convention pictures, from when my friend was alive, and I had an amazing gf.

Time travel when?

>first time sewing my own dress
>v hard, but going well for a newbie
>start marking shit with pins
>prick myself on the finger
>np, keep going
>prick myself in the ribs
>say ouch, but brave on
>move toward my lap area
>be carefuuulllll... aaaannd...
>shove third pin right into my lip
>mvw

I called it a day and cried under my bed for a few hours.

>TFW your parents call you gay for cosplaying Pikachu.