/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>girl in comm has been annoying the shit out of me lately
>consider making a secret
>decide against it because what if it's just me? What if I'm just a salty vendetta-chan?
>check secrets
>someone else made one about her
>mfw

Some of my friends have made it their 'mission' to get me laid at a con. While personally since I began going to cons more often I've had the 'I just go with the flow and see what happens' kind of vibe where I go feeling that I'll have the most fun. I personally don't have problems talking to people but in terms of cons I'm very very nervous about hook-ups. Especially being a guy, it just seems like if you were to say the wrong thing, be terrible at it, etc. then you better hope the chick you're with isn't some petty type.

I know it's a 'risk if you do or don't' type of deal but the girls I've talked to at cons and befriended. The amount of gossip and drama that circulates between them makes me think it's just not worth it.

>>9130800
>Wears latex to con

>>8043518
>>8043795
>mfw

Seriously though, approach lolitas like you'd approach any other stranger on the street. We won't bite but we're also not magical uguu lovlies. If something wouldn't fly with a random stranger (like screaming or telling your life story or blatantly hitting on them) then it won't fly with a lolita, either. We're just regular people in the end.

>>7917679
>guys getting pissy because you already have a boyfriend
The worst. At least this one fucked off, I guess? It's especially annoying when they think they're some kind of medieval knight or some shit and try to 'challenge' the boyfriend 'for your hand'. Fucking neckbeards. They only do it when he's not actually around, too.
>that one time when some obnoxious fat weeb started insulting my boyfriend and saying he'd be so much better for me etc.
>boyfriend shows up, sees what's happening
>comes up behind pushy dude and in his lowest, most Darth Vader-y voice, says
>"IS THIS BOY BOTHERING YOU MISS"
>neckbeard freezes, then practically runs out of there
>mfw my boyfriend is actually scrawny as fuck

I recently made a shit-stirring secret for a comm I'm not even a part of referring to some drama that spilled over to /cgl/. Since I don't know any of the details I just made some shit up.
Turns out that it not only worked, but all the things I made up were actually 100% accurate. I have a gift, anons.
>mfw reading the comments

>some chick cosplaying as dangan ronpa
>ask her if she is suckerpunch
>mfw

same shit with asking people if they are from streetfighter

im such a childish faggot but i love it

>>7002073
Oh really, you're these two people?
>>7001995
>>7001987
Sounds like you need to work on your reading comprehension
Also, I'm clinically underweight and that's caused massive health complications for me, but nice try