/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

HELP! I paid for express delivery, which landed me a UPS shipment. It was sent yesterday, Thursday, and the estimated delivery time is TUESDAY AFTERNOON. I need to have it Tuesday MORNING at the latest! Are they fucking kidding me? Is this supposed to be express??

It's a delivery within Europe, so I really don't see why it has to take five days, weekend included. Or is it a generous estimate since customs might want to fondle my goods? Can the estimated shipping time become a little earlier, even if it's just by some hours? Am I fucked?

>>9590261
Is this some deep level troll shit?
Humans are literally primates. You can say we're figuratively birds but not literally birds, that's stupid. What you mean probably is humans aren't great apes, but we are indeed primates. A better comparison than birds would be our closest relatives, chimps, who actually practice infanticide very frequently to children who are no their own. They are ruthless fucks who will straight up murder if their mate got the seed of another chimp in them.