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>> No.7072669 [View]
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7072669

I met a group of people through one of my friends in highschool
they turned out to be terrible.
here is the story of Heather.
>meet Heather, a girlfriend of one of my guy friends, she seems nice
>her friends are a bit weird
>just glad to make new friends
>she invites me over, asks me to bring an extra lolita dress to wear
ok, yeah, lolita dressup, sounds fun.
>go over
>she changes into lolita dress
>one of her guy friends starts freaking the hell out
>Heather is small and looks like a child that got slapped in the face with the worst end of puberty and all of the zits
>guy starts saying "oh heather! you are so kawaii! just like one of my sweet lolis in my hentais!"
>okay...
>guy starts screaming "I'm going to kidnap this sweet loli and bring her to my basement full of lolis for sex!"
>picks her up fireman style and carries her into the basement
>wtf
>I end up being the only one upstairs
>go into basement
>why did I go into the basement
>fucking lolicon dude is in his boxers, along with the rest of his guy friends
>nope.jpg
>try to leave
>guy blocks the door
>they put on anime dance music
>shout "RAVE TIME!"
>all the guys start grinding up against eachother, Heather in the middle'
>start dry humping eachother and pretending to have sex
>they all think its hilarious
>its not
>its gay as shit
>why am I here
>why did I go in the basement
>why is my friend dating heather

>> No.7011433 [View]
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7011433

I met a group of people through one of my friends in highschool
they turned out to be terrible.
here is the story of Heather.
>meet Heather, a girlfriend of one of my guy friends, she seems nice
>her friends are a bit weird
>just glad to make new friends
>she invites me over, asks me to bring an extra lolita dress to wear
ok, yeah, lolita dressup, sounds fun.
>go over
>she changes into lolita dress
>one of her guy friends starts freaking the hell out
>Heather is small and looks like a child that got slapped in the face with the worst end of puberty and all of the zits
>guy starts saying "oh heather! you are so kawaii! just like one of my sweet lolis in my hentais!"
>okay...
>guy starts screaming "I'm going to kidnap this sweet loli and bring her to my basement full of lolis for sex!"
>wtf
>go into basement
>why did I go into the basement
>fucking lolicon dude is in his boxers, along with the rest of his guy friends
>nope.jpg
>try to leave
>guy blocks the door
>they put on anime dance music
>shout "RAVE TIME!"
>all the guys start grinding up against eachother, Heather in the middle'
>start dry humping eachother and pretending to have sex
>they all think its hilarious
>its not
>its gay as shit
>why am I here
>why did I go in the basement
>why is my friend dating heather

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