/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>see mookunt get patreon bucks for doin jack shit
>make a patreon for art/cosplay because if she can do it so can I
>no nudes or lewds
>make crafts and cosplay pictures and ship jewelry to patrons
>since im not a whore I make shit for pay on there
>get an artist cosplayer gf
>ask her to cosplay and do some art with me to put on my patreon
>she agrees, says cosplaying vocaloid sounds like fun
>next week she breaks up with me
"my friend told me patreon was for whores and I dont want to be sex trafficked, I cant talk to you anymore, sorry"

weird but not wrong about it being used mostly for whores lol

>week later
>shes messaging all my friends left and right to tell them to stop talking to me and that I tried to force her into prostitution by forcing her to cosplay
>sends them screenshots from my twitter of me saying "i'm hyped to cosplay with my girlfriend!" as "proof" of sex trafficking
>joins the same discord groups as me and tells mods i'm a sex trafficker
>mods laugh her the fuck out

christ im glad i got dumped, I wish I was joking about all this