/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>be a lolita
>need to consider how to spend on burando in the future
>interested in digital currency
>miss out on bitcoin boom
>take out $10,000 out of brokerage account
>buy ethereum in 2015 when it was $0.50
>sit on it
>cash out ethereum two weeks ago
>now have over $5,000,000
>don't have to worry about spending too much on burando, I have enough money to buy burando
>last week
>phone starts blowing up
>"Hi Anon, this is so-and-so reporter from the WSJ"
>"Hi Anon, I'm so-and-so reporter from Bloomberg"
>"Hi this is ZeroHedge calling!"
>have to hire an attorney to refer all questions concerning my ethereum score so media leaves me alone
>no comment because I don't want 15 minutes of fame and I'm a private person
>lose money because I need to hire lawyer
>will lose money again because I need to pay Uncle Sam
>will have less money to spend on burando