/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>USPS fucks gave me a missed delivery slip for an envelope with $7 worth of costume jewelry from AE
It's a 30 min round trip to the post office. Why are they doing this to me.

The worst day of my life happened in just 3 hours.
>Be me on Super Popular Local Con
>Be cosplaying School uniform Moemura
>Excited because first "Important" Con I assist (expensive ass entrance).
>Coming along with friend and her Alpha bf
>Meets super cool Kyoko and Mami who starts hanging out with us
>Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time.
>Suddently I hear a mighty scream
>HOMURA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>Wut
>This hairy guy dressed in a Madoka outfit advances through the crowd like a raging bull towards us
>Oh hell n--
>Too late, I'm being lifted into the air by this screeching crossdressing meatball
>ZOMGHOMURACHANYOULOOKSOCUTEWITHBRAIDS
>Buries face on my chest
>At this point I'm screaming
>Suddently my ass hits the floor
>All the front of my shirt is wet with... something
>Look around while Mami and my friends help me get up
>Alpha bf and Kyoko are punching the shit out of Meatball
>Con Security comes into action
>Meatball says we assaulted him
>We call him out in his bullshit
>"Nobody" had seen anything around us
>Security having a hard time deciding what to do with all of us.
>Being banned for the first time from a Con, along meatball and my two friends.
>Luckily we managed to let cool Mami and Kyoko out if this.
>Meatball flees
>I start searching my phone to call mom
>Wait, didn't I had it on my hand the moment of....?
>Oh.

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>>8213078
jojo cosplays with the MOTHERFUCKING LINES DRAWN ON THEIR MOTHERFUCKING FACES