/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>friend shows me cosplay pics on her phone
>accidentally swipe in gallery
>mfw it brings up pics of her in a thong and frozen wig
Is she an onlyfans thottie?

>>10030511
Boys fart. Girls brap.

>tfw some incel fatty-chan ita dabs on Misako, and the rest of the comm has to put her through a spanking machine
https://youtu.be/FcxwnGh7GIU

>>9839633
>the "women are useless after 25" meme
Stop it.

>>9830647
>pure as Fiji water
In 2006, Fiji Water ran an advertisement stating, "The label says Fiji because it's not bottled in Cleveland". This was taken as an insult by the Ohio city's water department. The Cleveland Water Department ran tests comparing a bottle of Fiji Water to Cleveland tap water and some other national bottled brands. Fiji Water reportedly contained 6.31 micrograms of arsenic per litre, whereas the tap water of Cleveland contained none.

>don't really keep up with youtubers in my country
>only hate two of them, don't really care for the rest
>one of them got invited to two cons I went to

Goddammit, he's just so fucking boring. Like, yay, you can sing anime OPs and watched cartoons and anime from, the 90s and early 00s. Big whoop. I noticed that crowds mostly don't care for him either.

>>9770293
I'm shitting, anon. What a hag.

Also, why are there two feels threads at once?

>>9756182
>not hugging a cutie just because she did a tootie

I love my comm. I really do. But I've had it up to HERE with these monthly butthole inspections.

I put a lot of thought into my coords. I wear them well. There's no reason I should have to endure the humiliation of going before the comm mother and her elders, dropping my thong diaper, bending over, and spreading wide for a full anal analysis.

According to the chart, my b-hole is a "Cheerio" type, the smallest allowable size in our comm. I get bitched at for this every time, but I honestly don't know how to fix it? Comm Mom herself claims to have a "Fruit Loop" which is the "statistically perfect lolita anus."

This system never really bothered me until last week, when I saw a really lovely OTT sweet lolita banished from our comm for sporting a "bagel" anus, which is three sizes too big. (Our comm only goes from "Cheerio" to "mini-doughnut," although exceptions can be made based on the shape of the hole and level of pinkness.)

It's also unfair how the girls with the best assholes get to sit near the head of the table at every meet. I contribute more to our comm than anyone in Comm Mom's inner circle, but get rejected from their clique because I was born with a "less impressive" anus. By the way, I have seen the holes of every girl in the top 10, and they're hardly majestic.

On top of this, there's the obvious problem of not being able to eat the morning of the tea party or the night before, for fear of accidentally passing gas during the inspection. That's a worse crime than excessive hair, or even failing to thoroughly wipe yourself. The one and only girl I've ever seen play the butt trumpet during her inspection was blacklisted from every comm in the state. I'm not going to lie though, if I ever wanted to quit lolita, I'd do so by deliberately ripping a toot right in the head inspector's smug face.

Sorry for the rant. I just feel like the normalization of anal inspections has cheapened my once-noble, cute hobby. But I understand if you disagree.