/cgl/ - Cosplay & EGL

>>10638413
Once at con my friend got so horny that his heart gave out. All the blood in his body went to his dick. A group of Homestucks had to jerk him off to save his life.

>>10277831
My boyfriend poo'd himself at Carl's Jr last week. And refused to leave until he'd finished his chicken strips.

Two lolitas from our comm were in the park when some pervert came over and flashed them. One of the girls had a stroke. The other couldn't reach.

My little sister got written up at school because she got into a fight with another girl over who the hottest BNHA guy is, and ended up giving her a thong wedgie.

She's not a little kid either. She's in eighth grade ffs.

My big brother says he wants to hug a sad lolita, and I'm not sad lol. Any takers?

I was just driving to Taco Baco today and I found myself wondering what this chick is up to nowadays.

https://youtu.be/WBUCtdZhCKk

I came home from coord and the parental units were cleaning their potty with MY toothbrush.

No spoilers
>see Infinity War
>the character I cosplay fucked up big time
Will I get bullied at the con?

>get good picture with my con crush
>can't post to Insta because the other girls I've been talking to may see it

Happy new year's eve, anons. Are you having a good one?

Not me. I caught my bf jerking off to pics of naked lolitas.

>>9315819
>do you think nothing has changed since 2014?
My sister was still alive.

>dress as Nightwing for con
>get picture with cute, but kinda chubby, Batgirl

>mfw I can never show the pic to my mom, because she forbids me from being photographed with fat chicks

>>9295702
I want to tell this girl her Sheik is awesome.

Five years out of college, and I feel like I've completely failed at life.

The only thing that makes me feel okay is when I'm walking around a con, random underage girls telling me I'm cute.

>grow up dumpy
>stop eating Burger King at 25
>suddenly become way more attractive
>start getting much better at cosplay
>now 27

I feel like I'm not utilizing my new looks to their full potential. I also wish I'd discovered this one weird beauty tip younger.

>>9079937
And now my mom has convinced me not to go. Damn it. Why does Memphis have to be so rapey-murdery?

I hope these guests come to a nearby con some day.

Car got stolen with a wig in it.

Car was recovered. Wig wasn't.

>best lolita friend gets new bf
>happy for her
>weeks pass
>learn from her Twitter that he has her doing a bunch of adult baby shit
>"Ooh! Me sexy widdle baby." and all that stuff.

Come on, guys. Lolita already has a negative rep as ageplay.

>at con
>arrive just in time for lolita tea party
>spot a parking space fifteen feet from the door
>bf tells me "Yo babe, go stand in that space so noone can park there while I go fetch the car."
>do as I'm told, tell him to hurry back
>he leaves
>random redneck pulls up
>tells his buddy "someone parked they fat bitch in this space! eeee heeee-eeeee!"
>they drive off cackling

Really ruined the con for me desu.

>>8941790
It really was.

I'm glad I'm not alone in this.

>want to cosplay Panty and Stocking w/ Garterbelt
>realize I don't know any black people

>Detroit
>tfw all lolitas in my city have been murdered