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>>10638413
Once at con my friend got so horny that his heart gave out. All the blood in his body went to his dick. A group of Homestucks had to jerk him off to save his life.

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>>10277831
My boyfriend poo'd himself at Carl's Jr last week. And refused to leave until he'd finished his chicken strips.

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Two lolitas from our comm were in the park when some pervert came over and flashed them. One of the girls had a stroke. The other couldn't reach.

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My little sister got written up at school because she got into a fight with another girl over who the hottest BNHA guy is, and ended up giving her a thong wedgie.

She's not a little kid either. She's in eighth grade ffs.

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My big brother says he wants to hug a sad lolita, and I'm not sad lol. Any takers?

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I was just driving to Taco Baco today and I found myself wondering what this chick is up to nowadays.

https://youtu.be/WBUCtdZhCKk

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I came home from coord and the parental units were cleaning their potty with MY toothbrush.

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No spoilers
>see Infinity War
>the character I cosplay fucked up big time
Will I get bullied at the con?

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>get good picture with my con crush
>can't post to Insta because the other girls I've been talking to may see it

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Happy new year's eve, anons. Are you having a good one?

Not me. I caught my bf jerking off to pics of naked lolitas.

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>>9315819
>do you think nothing has changed since 2014?
My sister was still alive.

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>dress as Nightwing for con
>get picture with cute, but kinda chubby, Batgirl

>mfw I can never show the pic to my mom, because she forbids me from being photographed with fat chicks

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>>9295702
I want to tell this girl her Sheik is awesome.

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Five years out of college, and I feel like I've completely failed at life.

The only thing that makes me feel okay is when I'm walking around a con, random underage girls telling me I'm cute.

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>grow up dumpy
>stop eating Burger King at 25
>suddenly become way more attractive
>start getting much better at cosplay
>now 27

I feel like I'm not utilizing my new looks to their full potential. I also wish I'd discovered this one weird beauty tip younger.

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>>9079937
And now my mom has convinced me not to go. Damn it. Why does Memphis have to be so rapey-murdery?

I hope these guests come to a nearby con some day.

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Car got stolen with a wig in it.

Car was recovered. Wig wasn't.

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>best lolita friend gets new bf
>happy for her
>weeks pass
>learn from her Twitter that he has her doing a bunch of adult baby shit
>"Ooh! Me sexy widdle baby." and all that stuff.

Come on, guys. Lolita already has a negative rep as ageplay.

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>at con
>arrive just in time for lolita tea party
>spot a parking space fifteen feet from the door
>bf tells me "Yo babe, go stand in that space so noone can park there while I go fetch the car."
>do as I'm told, tell him to hurry back
>he leaves
>random redneck pulls up
>tells his buddy "someone parked they fat bitch in this space! eeee heeee-eeeee!"
>they drive off cackling

Really ruined the con for me desu.

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>>8941790
It really was.

I'm glad I'm not alone in this.

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>want to cosplay Panty and Stocking w/ Garterbelt
>realize I don't know any black people

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>Detroit
>tfw all lolitas in my city have been murdered



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